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  • Please pray for the S.F. Giants to win the World Series!

    I think my home team could use a little support from every deity including this one so how about it do you think you could give like ten seconds for a little prayer for my Giants?

    Please?
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    Re: Please pray for the S.F. Giants to win the World Series!

    No, never! Even though they are from Joo York City, I will cheer on the most patriotic team in America.

    The Yankees!
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    • #3
      Re: Please pray for the S.F. Giants to win the World Series!

      Why is it called the world series?

      How many countries are involved?
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      • #4
        Re: Please pray for the S.F. Giants to win the World Series!

        Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
        Why is it called the world series?

        How many countries are involved?
        How many countries matter in the eyes of God?

        And what's with the feminine font?
        Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

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        • #5
          Re: Please pray for the S.F. Giants to win the World Series!

          I am sorry to have to contradict a True Christian, but the Yankees are unworthy of God's attention.

          Regarding their uniforms:

          Proverbs 19:29
          Judgments are prepared for scorners, and stripes for the back of fools.

          Psalm 89:32
          Then will I visit their transgression with the rod, and their iniquity with stripes.

          Acts 16:23
          And when they had laid many stripes upon them, they cast them into prison, charging the jailor to keep them safely:

          Clearly, according to the Word of God, those who wear stripes are filthy and an abomination.

          Regarding their players:

          Exodus 4

          2: And the LORD said unto him, What is that in thine hand? And he said, A rod.
          3: And he said, Cast it on the ground. And he cast it on the ground, and it became a serpent; and Moses fled from before it.


          You see, their best players are Serpents in disguise!

          I'm glad I could set you straight on this Brother! Praise the Lord!
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          God, Guns and BBQ make AMERICA great!

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            Re: Please pray for the S.F. Giants to win the World Series!

            Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
            Why is it called the world series?

            How many countries are involved?
            1.1

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            • #7
              Re: Please pray for the S.F. Giants to win the World Series!

              Originally posted by Brother Harold Porter View Post
              How many countries matter in the eyes of God?

              And what's with the feminine font?
              All countries count to the Real God. Did he not make the whole Earth?

              Come on a simple question, who many countries are represented in this "World Series"?
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              • #8
                Re: Please pray for the S.F. Giants to win the World Series!

                Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                1.1
                So the Women’s World Vollyball Championships are a bigger event on the world stage then?
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                • #9
                  Re: Please pray for the S.F. Giants to win the World Series!

                  I heard San Francisco is the homer capital of the World. Bless the Phillies
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                  • #10
                    Re: Please pray for the S.F. Giants to win the World Series!

                    Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                    Why is it called the world series?

                    How many countries are involved?
                    Two, if you want to count Canada as a country.

                    There are players from around the world that come to America to play baseball. Since only the superbest from those other countries can possibly get onto an American team, the world really is being represented.


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                    • #11
                      Re: Please pray for the S.F. Giants to win the World Series!

                      Originally posted by handmaiden View Post
                      Two, if you want to count Canada as a country.

                      There are players from around the world that come to America to play baseball. Since only the superbest from those other countries can possibly get onto an American team, the world really is being represented.


                      Logically Yours,

                      Handmaiden
                      So it is really the North American Series then, as it is a team sport it is where the team represent that counts not where the players come from.

                      In the England we have football players from all over the world, it is the ambition of many of the worlds best players to play for an English club, but we don't have the arrogance to call our top national competition the world anything.
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                      • #12
                        Re: Please pray for the S.F. Giants to win the World Series!

                        Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                        So it is really the North American Series then...
                        Not even. Mexico's not involved at all, and there's only one team from Canada, and they have the misfortune to be based in Toronto. Hence the "1.1" countries I said were involved.

                        Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                        In the England we have football players from all over the world, it is the ambition of many of the worlds best players to play for an English club, but we don't have the arrogance to call our top national competition the world anything.
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                        • #13
                          Re: Please pray for the S.F. Giants to win the World Series!

                          Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                          we don't have the arrogance to call our top national competition the world anything.

                          It is not arrogance in the least. The finest baseball players in the world compete in the baseball world series.

                          And your Queen has the arrogance to consider herself head of a"Christian" church.

                          Jesus is the head of the Church.



                          Now, pastaboy, keep your sheep muzzle out of any discussions regarding the quintessential American past time-- the discussion might get heated and your noodles will overcook.

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                            Re: Please pray for the S.F. Giants to win the World Series!

                            Originally posted by handmaiden View Post
                            It is not arrogance in the least. The finest baseball players in the world compete in the baseball world series.
                            As the finest players in the world compete in the English Premiership but when they take part in what purports to be an international competition their are teams from many nations, not just one and a little bit.

                            And your Queen has the arrogance to consider herself head of a"Christian" church.

                            Jesus is the head of the Church.
                            Who cares who thinks they are your imaginary friends "BFF"


                            Now, pastaboy, keep your sheep muzzle out of any discussions regarding the quintessential American past time
                            And therefore NOT a world series
                            -- the discussion might get heated and your noodles will overcook.

                            Sneeringly Yours,

                            Handmaiden
                            I can look after my noodles perfectly well Mrs Honeyman
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                              Re: Please pray for the S.F. Giants to win the World Series!

                              Thanks everyone for praying for the Giants they scored 20 runs in the first two games of the World series which I think is more runs than they scored the entire season if you could just keep up the prayers for a few more days we'd really appreciate it.

                              Go Giants!
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