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  • Pray for Jesus to SHUT DOWN This Website!

    WARNING: The link below is Satanic! Some sick prankster sent it to my email so I figured it was my Godly duty to get my fellow True Christian soldiers to go on the attack!



    It would appear that blasphemers and mockers of our Lord and savior Jesus Christ are once again mocking Jesus.

    As True Christians I ask that you go on this mocking site and shut down their Satanic server.

    Your Godly thoughts?
    Last edited by TC Patriot; 10-29-2010, 11:15 PM. Reason: Jesus ordered me

    Jesus loves Dick



    Cheney/Palin 2012

  • #2
    Re: Pray for Jesus to SHUT DOWN This Website!

    Brother Patriot, I wish I had the technical know how to hack into this viscous and vile website, alas, I am a simple man.

    I will however send that URL in my prayers to God in hopes he smites them.
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    • #3
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      What is the problem?
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      • #4
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        Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
        What is the problem?
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        It's going to be a real problem when the LBC Security Squad hunts you down!

        It will be an even bigger problem when you are in the eternal fires of HELL.

        Jesus loves Dick



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        • #5
          Re: Pray for Jesus to SHUT DOWN This Website!

          Originally posted by TC Patriot View Post
          It's going to be a real problem when the LBC Security Squad hunts you down!
          Is this not from their training manual?


          If it is most of them must skip that section.
          It will be an even bigger problem when you are in the eternal fires of HELL.
          Not going to happen.
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          • #6
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            Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
            Is this not from their training manual?


            If it is most of them must skip that section.
            Not going to happen.


            Don't count on it. or Your choice.

            Jesus loves Dick



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            • #7
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              Originally posted by TC Patriot View Post

              Don't count on it. or Your choice.
              No choice, I'm going for...
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              • #8
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                Alas, the beer volcano and stripper factory

                Waiitt....is this the stale beer and STD stripper factory of hell??!!

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                • #9
                  Re: Pray for Jesus to SHUT DOWN This Website!

                  Originally posted by acbnet View Post
                  Alas, the beer volcano and stripper factory

                  Waiitt....is this the stale beer and STD stripper factory of hell??!!
                  No.
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                  • #10
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                    i see what you did der

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                    • #11
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                      Thats so sad to not have respect for Jesus the man that created the entire world and everything in it that site should really be shut down

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                      • #12
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                        Originally posted by Thickygirl21 View Post
                        Thats so sad to not have respect for Jesus the man that created the entire world and everything in it that site should really be shut down
                        uhm. .cough, God Created the World, not Jesus.

                        But Jesus did make the world a better place by dieing for our sins, forever forgiving us when we ask for forgivness.

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                        • #13
                          Re: Pray for Jesus to SHUT DOWN This Website!

                          Originally posted by Smiley_Face View Post
                          uhm. .cough, God Created the World, not Jesus.

                          But Jesus did make the world a better place by dieing for our sins, forever forgiving us when we ask for forgivness.
                          And do you think there is any difference between God and Jesus?

                          (Hint: Look up John 10:30)
                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                          • #14
                            Re: Pray for Jesus to SHUT DOWN This Website!

                            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                            And do you think there is any difference between God and Jesus?

                            (Hint: Look up John 10:30)
                            sorry, missed that.

                            thanks

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                            • #15
                              Re: Pray for Jesus to SHUT DOWN This Website!

                              I agree. This is really an insult to us. I hope the people who created it can be saved!

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