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  • Melvin K. Dobbs
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    • Nov 2010
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    #31
    Re: Pray to End Gay Anal Sex

    Originally posted by lucky_star View Post
    I like gay sex, I don't think there's nothing wrong with it. You're not harming anyone. Trying to eliminate this behavior is impossible. It will always exist no matter what you do.
    Stop trying to speak for everyone here.
    "In this was manifested the love of God toward us, because that God sent his only begotten Son into the world, that we might live through him." 1 John 4:9

    "A soft answer turneth away wrath, but grievous words stir up anger." Proverbs 15:1

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    • lucky_star
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      • Nov 2010
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      #32
      Re: Pray to End Gay Anal Sex

      I'm not trying to speak for anyone here. Don't put words in my mouth. If you don't like it, that's none of my business. But don't try to impose your lifestyle on other people, including me.

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      • Melvin K. Dobbs
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        • Nov 2010
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        #33
        Re: Pray to End Gay Anal Sex

        Then why are you here?
        "In this was manifested the love of God toward us, because that God sent his only begotten Son into the world, that we might live through him." 1 John 4:9

        "A soft answer turneth away wrath, but grievous words stir up anger." Proverbs 15:1

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        • lucky_star
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          • Nov 2010
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          #34
          Re: Pray to End Gay Anal Sex

          Because you people are hilarious. I don't know, maybe I have plans. Lol. Nothing evil btw. You might help actually.

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          • Levi Jones
            Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
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            • Jul 2009
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            #35
            Re: Pray to End Gay Anal Sex

            Originally posted by lucky_star View Post
            I like gay sex, I don't think there's nothing wrong with it. You're not harming anyone. Trying to eliminate this behavior is impossible. It will always exist no matter what you do.
            Of course there is something wrong with gay sex. God hates it.
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            • Billy Bob Jenkins
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              • May 2010
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              #36
              Re: Pray to End Gay Anal Sex

              Originally posted by Barks a Lot View Post
              What I don't understand is that most of the people here eat beef. Cows produce more methane than anything, including anal sex, which doesn't produce any methane at all. Flatulence and evacuation produce methane and EVERYONE does them. Also, it is impossible to change who you truly are. If you are a god fearing person, then that won't change. If you are a homosexual, then that won't change either.
              So by eating cows we are reducing methane.
              The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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              • Billy Bob Jenkins
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                • May 2010
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                #37
                Re: Pray to End Gay Anal Sex

                Originally posted by lucky_star View Post
                I'm not trying to speak for anyone here. Don't put words in my mouth. If you don't like it, that's none of my business. But don't try to impose your lifestyle on other people, including me.
                You queers are the ones trying to impose your lifestyle on us. That's why you rape little boys -to induct them into the fag deathstyle. You never hear about straight people raping a queer, do you?
                The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                • Barks a Lot
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                  • Nov 2010
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                  #38
                  Re: Pray to End Gay Anal Sex

                  Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
                  So by eating cows we are reducing methane.
                  And growing more cows for you to eat. If you were so worried about methane, then you would cause cows to go extinct. That would greatly reduce the methane production on the planet.

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                  • Pastor Isaac Peters
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                    • Sep 2006
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                    #39
                    Re: Pray to End Gay Anal Sex

                    Originally posted by Barks a Lot View Post
                    And growing more cows for you to eat. If you were so worried about methane, then you would cause cows to go extinct. That would greatly reduce the methane production on the planet.
                    It would also express ingratitude to the Almighty for one of His best gifts:

                    Genesis 9:1-3: And God blessed Noah and his sons, and said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth. And the fear of you and the dread of you shall be upon every beast of the earth, and upon every fowl of the air, upon all that moveth [upon] the earth, and upon all the fishes of the sea; into your hand are they delivered. Every moving thing that liveth shall be meat for you; even as the green herb have I given you all things.

                    Now why do you hate God so much?
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                    • Larry Lee
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                      • Sep 2006
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                      #40
                      Re: Pray to End Gay Anal Sex

                      Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
                      Originally posted by lucky_star View Post
                      I like gay sex, I don't think there's nothing wrong with it. You're not harming anyone. Trying to eliminate this behavior is impossible. It will always exist no matter what you do.
                      Of course there is something wrong with gay sex. God hates it.
                      Exactly. God is completely heterosexual, like Ted Haggard.
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                      • Mrs. Rogers
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                        • Sep 2006
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                        #41
                        Re: Pray to End Gay Anal Sex

                        Originally posted by Larry Lee View Post
                        Exactly. God is completely heterosexual, like Ted Haggard.
                        Amen, Larry. However, in GOD's defense, there is nothing in the Bible to suggest that He partook of homosexualized sex in order to establish just how very completely heterosexual He is ... after all, I'm fairly certain that is what Ted did? Stuffed himself silly with the Fruit of Homo Knowledge in order to completely reject said knowledge -- and only by being comfortable with and complete in his heterosexuality was Ted able to purge himself of his internalized heterophobia. Glory!

                        Perhaps Ted came to realise that every act of G.A.S. is a form of hetero-bashing -- and therefore is a hate crime.
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                        • Hubert Hope
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                          • Nov 2010
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                          #42
                          Re: Pray to End Gay Anal Sex

                          Originally posted by Mikhail Susanin View Post
                          We must go to the source of the problem directly and eliminate them!
                          I believe that to beat your enemies you've got to first analyze your enemies by stepping in their shoes & think the way they do. It is the best known method through out the century well known ever since the day of the crusade!

                          Thus in order to beat Homers you gotta think like a Homer & out Homer the homer, beat them inside out in the glory of Christ Jesus!

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                          • Melvin K. Dobbs
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                            #43
                            Re: Pray to End Gay Anal Sex

                            Are you saying we must be Homers?
                            "In this was manifested the love of God toward us, because that God sent his only begotten Son into the world, that we might live through him." 1 John 4:9

                            "A soft answer turneth away wrath, but grievous words stir up anger." Proverbs 15:1

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                            • Hubert Hope
                              Confirmed Enemy of God
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                              Degenerate pervert who tried to kiss our butts to become a TC and failed miserably.
                              • Nov 2010
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                              #44
                              Re: Pray to End Gay Anal Sex

                              Originally posted by Melvin K. Dobbs View Post
                              Are you saying we must be Homers?
                              We must be homers exterminators! & there is no better and easier way than to get into their mental state of mind.

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                              • Melvin K. Dobbs
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                                #45
                                Re: Pray to End Gay Anal Sex

                                Let us just leave it as just exterminating the Homers. No need to. Get into their state of minds.
                                "In this was manifested the love of God toward us, because that God sent his only begotten Son into the world, that we might live through him." 1 John 4:9

                                "A soft answer turneth away wrath, but grievous words stir up anger." Proverbs 15:1

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