Pray that Franklin Graham Brings no Gifts for Haitians

[TC Patriot]

Re: Pray that Franklin Graham Brings no Gifts for Haitians

I don't even think our own Pastor Deacon Fred could bring these Voodoo oogie boogies to Jesus. I think we should be praying for another earthquake but that may be too merciful. Jesus is giving these heathens a chance to know him. They will probably reject him.

I have long advocated military action. A few days of saturation bombing and then we take over and unite Haiti with the more Godly Dominican Republic. Godly Rush Limbaugh vacations there.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: Pray that Franklin Graham Brings no Gifts for Haitians

How about a chicken ranch?

Cotton Plantation?

Or maybe a little factory to make curb feelers? Pink fedoras? Big thick white coats? Nasal chicken bones? Lip plates? K, L, and M sized bras?

Seems like the possibilities for making some serious coinage exists!

I'm opptimistic that just after we see Haitians come to Jesus in large numbers, we'll see sweat shops open all over the island and things will get better.

Right now, God is holding them back because of sin.

[Oakland "Reb" Griner]

Re: Pray that Franklin Graham Brings no Gifts for Haitians

How about a chicken ranch?

Cotton Plantation?

Or maybe a little factory to make curb feelers? Pink fedoras? Big thick white coats? Nasal chicken bones? Lip plates? K, L, and M sized bras?

Seems like the possibilities for making some serious coinage exists!

[Oakland "Reb" Griner]

Re: Pray that Franklin Graham Brings no Gifts for Haitians

Maybe a mine could be dug, and a railroad built to the port, and the Haitians could be put to work digging and lugging the minerals?

Seems like if some big multi-national concerns could make a buck or two there, we might get some fundamental attitude shifting going amongst the locals. Having all these nigs and jigs slacking around shifless all day is just reinforcing some negative stereotypes!


It looks like a warm sunny climate, maybe a watermelon farm would spark some interest?

[Brother Enoch]

Re: Pray that Franklin Graham Brings no Gifts for Haitians

Haitians really pi** me off.

"Oh, we need food! Oh, we need shelter! Send us doctors so our kids don't die! Rebuild our country because we couldn't build it right in the first place!"

Are they serious? They're lounging around in tents, living the good life, expecting the rest of us to build them homes and send food to them. Why aren't they out there building their own homes? And planting their own crops to feed themselves?

Are foreigners coming over to America to build our homes because we have none? To plant our crops because we can't feed ourselves? Hell, no!

Seriously, is Haiti the laziest nation on Earth?

[Oakland "Reb" Griner]

Re: Pray that Franklin Graham Brings no Gifts for Haitians

That's a tall order to so fundamentally change the Haitian negroidal life style . . .



Maybe Haiti could be divided up administratively with various successful (compared to Haiti, of course) governments overseeing the respective zones. I am thinking France, Holland, Britain, Spain, Portugal, and the US. Any zone(s) doing particularly better than the others would be allowed to increase the size of their administrative area. Let Adam Smith and the force of Godly free market capitalism clean up that stink hole!

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: Pray that Franklin Graham Brings no Gifts for Haitians

I am not sure how Graham's ecumenical pap is going to help anyone in Haiti.

And do we know if he is passing out false Bibles?

The only thing is that someone, even if they have questionable Christian credentials as does My. Graham, needs to point out to Haitians that sex hopping from tent to tent is sin, plain and simple.

What we do not need are more preachers going down their with their little housing and medical programs and ignoring the sin that is right under their noses.

[Oakland "Reb" Griner]

Re: Pray that Franklin Graham Brings no Gifts for Haitians

I am not sure how Graham's ecumenical pap is going to help anyone in Haiti.

And do we know if he is passing out false Bibles?

[Johny Joe Hold]

http://www.christianpost.com/article/20110110/franklin-graham-tells-haitians-god-understands-your-grief/

Franklin Graham is preaching in Haiti today. He says Haitian homeless, hungry and dysentery-infected people should bring Jesus into their hearts. If they do, He will forgive them for their sins.

I like preachers like that who do not come with gifts, housing and medical supplies. Let's pray the Graham does not change and become like those do-nothing-do-gooders.