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    Please Pray fo our Christian Sister Miz Britney Spears

    Lawd have mercy on our souls cause like a nightmare from hell, Miz Britney Jean Spears is back wif a new video.
    Lawd, them have to be body doubles. That can't possibly be the same chubby hausfrau that does the bafefoot psychotropic zombie walk in da Walmats throughout the south with a bad weave, a dirty face, dirty clothing and a starbucks frappé in her stubby fingers....cain't be her
    Music sucks, too
    Jessus, maybe you should jist pray fo me fo watchin that ole crap.
    Everybodys Blested Ole Mammy
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    Re: Please Pray fo our Christian Sister Miz Britney Spears

    Sister Vaseline, when did Brittany Spaniels become a Christian? I thought she was a Godless heathen.
    Bible boring? Nonsense!
    Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
    You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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      Re: Please Pray fo our Christian Sister Miz Britney Spears

      Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
      Sister Vaseline, when did Brittany Spaniels become a Christian? I thought she was a Godless heathen.
      Well, she is from Kentucky ain't they all?
      Everybodys Blested Ole Mammy

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      • #4
        Re: Please Pray fo our Christian Sister Miz Britney Spears

        she is a joy to watch.

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        • #5
          Re: Please Pray fo our Christian Sister Miz Britney Spears

          Originally posted by vikram View Post
          she is a joy to watch.
          Do they have TV in India?

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            Re: Please Pray fo our Christian Sister Miz Britney Spears

            Originally posted by Reverand Stubber View Post
            Do they have TV in India?
            Unfortunately, yes.

            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Vavoline Johnson View Post
              Well, she is from Kentucky ain't they all?
              No she is not!!! She is from Louisiana or some werid place. Not Kentucky.
              Posted via Mobile Device
              Judge not, Lest ye be Judged.

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              • #8
                Re: Please Pray fo our Christian Sister Miz Britney Spears

                Friends, she is not a Christian. She has been spotted making out with girls in public. She may have had boyfriends, but she doesn't mind engaging in her evils here and there.
                Isaiah 12:21 (KJV) -- Prepare slaughter for his children for the iniquity of their fathers

                Ezekiel 9:6 (KJV) -- Slay utterly old and young, both maids, and little children, and women

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                • #9
                  Re: Please Pray fo our Christian Sister Miz Britney Spears

                  I thought she was one of those New Age Joos, the Kabbalah folks or whatever they are. The ones that have to wear a string on their wrist for some heathen purpose or other.
                  The best way to turn a dishwasher into a snowblower. . . . .
                  Give her a shovel.
                  Proverbs 5:19 A husband's commandment! And wives must comply.
                  19Let her be as the loving hind and pleasant roe; let her breasts satisfy thee at all times; and be thou ravished always with her love.

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                  • #10
                    Re: Please Pray fo our Christian Sister Miz Britney Spears

                    Originally posted by wait_what View Post
                    I thought she was one of those New Age Joos, the Kabbalah folks or whatever they are. The ones that have to wear a string on their wrist for some heathen purpose or other.
                    I cant stand those people, I mean there is some much evidance in favour of what we believe its almost a joke.

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                    • #11
                      Re: Please Pray fo our Christian Sister Miz Britney Spears

                      I'll pray for Miss Spears tonight, I hope she finds the right track again.

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