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  • Pray noone falls for these "Online-Ordained Christian Ministers"!

    Brothers and Sisters, I could not have been more appalled than I was when I saw THIS!


    • Guide others on the path of God
    • Run your own congregation
    • Perform weddings
    • Help friends and family with faith healing, financial blessing requests, relationship healing and more...
    The Christian Prayer Center can register you as an ordained Christian Minister. You will be provided with materials to help you start your own ministry and certified registration of your ordination, which includes all the powers that come with being a recognized church pastor.

    Q: What are the requirements to becoming a Christian minister?

    A: To be accepted as a Christian minister you must meet the following three requirements:
    1. You must believe in God as the one true God.
    2. You must accept Jesus Christ as our true and holy savior.
    3. You must pray for the forgiveness of your past sins.
    Q: I have lived a life of sin. Am I still eligible to become a minister?

    A: Yes. We are all sinners and God knows that. However, before becoming a minister, you must pray for forgiveness of all your past sins.

    Q: Can I start my own church once I become an official ordained Minister from the Christian Prayer Center?

    A: Yes, there is nothing that would please God more. When a new disciple creates a house of God to worship and pray, God leads the way.

    Q: Will I be able to collect offerings from my congregation?

    A: God asks that all faithful Christians contribute to help his work. Whether you run a neighborhood Bible Study or a small town congregation, you will be encouraged to seek financial support from those you lead.
    Nothing would ANGER God more!

    Any Oprahist, Wiccan, or atheist God-mocker can sign up, then claim to be a Christian pastor . . . pushing any manner of false doctrine! "Gay is A-OK"! "Women are equal to men"! "Adultery is a lifestyle choice"!

    There's no requirement to have even read the Bible, much less understand and follow it, or spend years in seminary learning Biblical history and languages!

    I'd be willing to bet that pervert Ted Haggard got his ordination through these people.

    Why doesn't Landover, in conjunction with Landover Baptist University, offer a True Christian(tm) lay clergy certification? People from other congregations could complete a course to learn True Christianity(tm), and then bring it back to their congregations.

    In time, those congregations would demand True Christian(tm) pastors, provided by LBU!
    Bible boring? Nonsense!
    Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
    You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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    Re: Pray noone falls for these "Online-Ordained Christian Ministe

    I hate scams like that. All they're after is your money. God certainly doesn't recognize cheap, fake ordinations like that one.

    Here at Landover Baptist, we have to actually work for our ordination.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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