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  • Marshall
    Righteous and Patriotic
    Highest body count at the VFW
    True Christian™
    • Oct 2006
    • 3322

    #16
    Re: Please pray for Japanese nuclear reactors to meltdown

    Good Lord your whole religion is utter nonsense. Unlike mine. Is that a dinner your praying to? You have to know your prayers are only heard by Jesus and if you pray to someone else it gets remembered when He judges you. That sort of idiotic behavior will end you up in Hell just as sure as Im not gay.

    Dont waste your prayers on anyone other than Jesus. Thats a rule.

    Am I the only one worried about mutations of marine life? That reactor is awful close to the coast.
    God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78552

      #17
      Re: Please pray for Japanese nuclear reactors to meltdown

      Originally posted by Sister Pamela Thompson View Post
      God is so good! I have been praying for such a long time that the Japanese eyes be opened to the power and love of God!
      Good luck with that, sister. I don't think even Jesus Himself can open their squinty eyes.

      Lord knows I'm trying.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • Bobby-Joe
        Landover Security Superviser
        Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
        NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 18405

        #18
        Re: Please pray for Japanese nuclear reactors to meltdown

        Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
        Such a disaster is totally constant with Our Lord Noodle, after all the Flood was an accident....
        Our Lord can be a little absent minded at times and it is wrong to base conclusions about His actions on your own feelings about the people involved.
        So you are saying we should all worship a god who just thoughtlessly murdered 10,000 plus people because he can't be bothered to pay attention? And this is cosmic buffoon is somehow better than the God "You-Sin-I-kill" Almighty of The Bible?

        Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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        • Cursed
          Recovering Bastard
          Head of Landover Glee Club
          True Christian™
          • Jan 2011
          • 1363

          #19
          Re: Please pray for Japanese nuclear reactors to meltdown

          Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
          You then go on to show an example of the brain washing
          The HOLY BIBLE is not brain washing, it's the Word of God you sick freak!

          I am not calling God a liar, I am saying you do not know God, your brainwashing makes you believe that the mean vengeful deity of the King James Collected fairy tales is a God
          First you say you're not calling GOD a liar, then you immediately follow up with calling Him a liar.

          Lying comes naturally to you, are you a greasy Italian whore?

          No I am not a hermit, and I think most people are infinitely better them the deity that you worship.
          You should be a hermit. Everyone who's met you would appreciate you dropping out of society, including me.

          Your pasta God is absurd; your tortured screams in Hell forever will be righteous music to my ears.

          I hope we both die tomorrow, so I can listen to you scream in agony forever along with the orientals, Praise God!
          The vine is dried up, and the fig tree languisheth; the pomegranate tree, the palm tree also, and the apple tree, even all the trees of the field, are withered: because joy is withered away from the sons of men.~Joel 1:12

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          • RickyRoll
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            • Mar 2011
            • 9

            #20
            Re: Please pray for Japanese nuclear reactors to meltdown

            Originally posted by Sister Pamela Thompson View Post
            God is so good! I have been praying for such a long time that the Japanese eyes be opened to the power and love of God! This earthquake is definitely an answer to years of prayer! Praise!!

            Let's all keep praying that those stubborn enough not to realize that God's judgement will reign on them will soften their hearts when all of the nuclear power plants explode!

            I just can't realize how cruel and intollerant you are! You are THANKING for the deaths of tousands of people, hundrets who are homless, have nothing to eat and probably lost someone beloved?! Do you really think this is the will of God? YOU are insulting him right now!

            Nearly 6.000 people who dislike your video speak a clear language, don't they?!
            Hell, how ignorant can you be?! This is disgusting!
            THIS PEOPLE ARE DYING!! Don't you get it? I'm christian and I'm so disappointed in you right now...really...

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            • Pastor Rune Enoe
              Apostle of the North
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 11679

              #21
              Re: Please pray for Japanese nuclear reactors to meltdown

              Originally posted by RickyRoll View Post
              I just can't realize how cruel and intollerant you are! You are THANKING for the deaths of tousands of people, hundrets who are homless, have nothing to eat and probably lost someone beloved?! Do you really think this is the will of God? YOU are insulting him right now!
              Of course it's the will of God. Everything that happens is the will of God. Even The Asian Tribune has gotten the message and calls it a "devastation of biblical proportion".

              What we are seeing is God's Wrath manifested. Praise the LORD; for the LORD is good (Psalm 135:3).
              Psalm 135:5 For I know that the LORD is great, and that our Lord is above all gods.
              Psalm 135:6 Whatsoever the LORD pleased, that did he in heaven, and in earth, in the seas, and all deep places.
              Psalm 135:7 He causeth the vapours to ascend from the ends of the earth; he maketh lightnings for the rain; he bringeth the wind out of his treasuries.
              Psalm 135:8 Who smote the firstborn of Egypt, both of man and beast.

              Originally posted by RickyRoll View Post
              http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7UmotTE-VlY
              Nearly 6.000 people who dislike your video speak a clear language, don't they?!
              All that proves is that we True Christians™ are a persecuted minority. How much longer, O Lord?
              A wise man’s heart inclines him to the right, but a fool’s heart to the left. (Ecclesiastes 10:2)

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              • RickyRoll
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                • Mar 2011
                • 9

                #22
                Re: Please pray for Japanese nuclear reactors to meltdown

                and you can even put a smilie behind your sentence?
                A discussion about "should you tolerate other religions as well" would be off topic, so I'm not responding to this.

                so, if I'm right, you believe what happened in japan is good? just to be clear. and that this is all god will?
                Doesn't god love everyone of his "children". why should he destroy them?

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                • Bobby-Joe
                  Landover Security Superviser
                  Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                  NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 18405

                  #23
                  Re: Please pray for Japanese nuclear reactors to meltdown

                  Originally posted by RickyRoll View Post
                  and you can even put a smilie behind your sentence?
                  A discussion about "should you tolerate other religions as well" would be off topic, so I'm not responding to this.

                  so, if I'm right, you believe what happened in japan is good? just to be clear. and that this is all god will?
                  Doesn't god love everyone of his "children". why should he destroy them?
                  Why did God create Hell?
                  Why did God create the Devil?
                  Why did God drive Adam and Eve from The Garden?
                  Why did God almost drown every living thing on the planet with The Flood?
                  Why did God kill the first born of Egypt?
                  Why did God order the Israelite to kill every Canaanite man, woman and child?
                  Why did Jesus have to sacrifice Himself on the Cross?
                  Why does Jesus promise to kill most the human race except for a small faithful minority when He returns?
                  Why have you never consider these questions before now?

                  Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                  • Mrs. Mary Whitford
                    Ladies of Landover Senior VP
                    One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
                    Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                    True Christian™
                    • Dec 2006
                    • 12414

                    #24
                    Re: Please pray for Japanese nuclear reactors to meltdown

                    Originally posted by RickyRoll View Post
                    so, if I'm right, you believe what happened in japan is good? just to be clear. and that this is all god will?
                    Doesn't god love everyone of his "children". why should he destroy them?
                    Have you ever even read the Bible? Do the words "Noah's flood" or "Armageddon" even mean anything to you? What God created, He can destroy. God is Good, so anything He does is good by definition.
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                    • True Disciple
                      True Christian™ Creation Scientist
                      Landover Baptist University Associate Professor
                      Smashing atheist science one fact at a time
                      True Christian™
                      • Nov 2009
                      • 2445

                      #25
                      Re: Please pray for Japanese nuclear reactors to meltdown

                      Originally posted by RickyRoll View Post
                      A discussion about "should you tolerate other religions as well" would be off topic, so I'm not responding to this.
                      You're right. For completeness' sake, however, I will quote some useful Scripture for you to consider:

                      Deuteronomy 13:12-16:
                      If thou shalt hear say in one of thy cities, which the LORD thy God hath given thee to dwell there, saying,
                      Certain men, the children of Belial, are gone out from among you, and have withdrawn the inhabitants of their city, saying, Let us go and serve other gods, which ye have not known;
                      Then shalt thou enquire, and make search, and ask diligently; and, behold, if it be truth, and the thing certain, that such abomination is wrought among you;
                      Thou shalt surely smite the inhabitants of that city with the edge of the sword, destroying it utterly, and all that is therein, and the cattle thereof, with the edge of the sword.
                      And thou shalt gather all the spoil of it into the midst of the street thereof, and shalt burn with fire the city, and all the spoil thereof every whit, for the LORD thy God: and it shall be an heap for ever; it shall not be built again.

                      so, if I'm right, you believe what happened in japan is good? just to be clear. and that this is all god will?
                      Of course. God is a righteous God, and he hates Japan for their iniquities. Therefore, we are glad that God punished them, like the angel in Revelation thanked God for giving the inhabitants of the earth blood to drink as a punishment for their iniquity:

                      Revelation 16:4-6:
                      And the third angel poured out his vial upon the rivers and fountains of waters; and they became blood. And I heard the angel of the waters say, Thou art righteous, O Lord, which art, and wast, and shalt be, because thou hast judged thus. For they have shed the blood of saints and prophets, and thou hast given them blood to drink; for they are worthy.

                      Doesn't god love everyone of his "children". why should he destroy them?
                      Another common misconception about God. He doesn't love everyone, and He even hates some people:

                      Psalm 5:4-6:
                      For thou art not a God that hath pleasure in wickedness: neither shall evil dwell with thee.
                      The foolish shall not stand in thy sight: thou hatest all workers of iniquity.
                      Thou shalt destroy them that speak leasing: the LORD will abhor the bloody and deceitful man.

                      Psalm 11:5-6:
                      The LORD trieth the righteous: but the wicked and him that loveth violence his soul hateth.
                      Upon the wicked he shall rain snares, fire and brimstone, and an horrible tempest: this shall be the portion of their cup.

                      Malachi 1:2-3:
                      I have loved you, saith the LORD. Yet ye say, Wherein hast thou loved us? Was not Esau Jacob's brother? saith the LORD: yet I loved Jacob,
                      And I hated Esau, and laid his mountains and his heritage waste for the dragons of the wilderness.

                      Therefore, we should hate other people as well:


                      Luke 14:26:
                      If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.


                      Does that clear things up a little?
                      Sweet Lord Jesus,
                      I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
                      Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
                      Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
                      Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
                      Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
                      Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
                      Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

                      Amen.

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                      • Ezekiel Bathfire
                        Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                        Christ's Rottweiler
                         
                        • Jan 2008
                        • 22847

                        #26
                        Re: Please pray for Japanese nuclear reactors to meltdown

                        Originally posted by RickyRoll View Post
                        A discussion about "should you tolerate other religions as well" would be off topic, so I'm not responding to this.
                        Good! Because the answer is "No".

                        Have you ever read the 10 commandments? What is Number 1?

                        And has not the Lord stated His Position, which is inerrant and timeless?

                        Deuteronomy 13:6-10
                        If thy brother, the son of thy mother, or thy son, or thy daughter, or the wife of thy bosom, or thy friend, which is as thine own soul, entice thee secretly, saying, Let us go and serve other gods, which thou hast not known, thou, nor thy fathers; Namely, of the gods of the people which are round about you, nigh unto thee, or far off from thee, from the one end of the earth even unto the other end of the earth; Thou shalt not consent unto him, nor hearken unto him; neither shall thine eye pity him, neither shalt thou spare, neither shalt thou conceal him: But thou shalt surely kill him; thine hand shall be first upon him to put him to death, and afterwards the hand of all the people. And thou shalt stone him with stones, that he die.

                        2 Chronicles 15:13 Whosoever would not seek the LORD God of Israel should be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman.
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                        • A Follower
                          True Christian™
                          True Christian™
                          • Jan 2010
                          • 872

                          #27
                          Re: Please pray for Japanese nuclear reactors to meltdown

                          Praise! The Lord is listening to our prayers, already the fuel rods are fully exposed and about to melt, it won't be long before those slant-eyed chinks will have the skin melted of their bodies and know what it'll be like when they are finally cast into the everlasting furnace
                          Leviticus 26:15-16
                          And if ye shall despise my statutes, or if your soul abhor my judgments, so that ye will not do all my commandments, but that ye break my covenant: I also will do this unto you; I will even appoint over you terror, consumption, and the burning ague, that shall consume the eyes, and cause sorrow of heart: and ye shall sow your seed in vain, for your enemies shall eat it.

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                          • Pastor Rune Enoe
                            Apostle of the North
                             
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 11679

                            #28
                            Re: Please pray for Japanese nuclear reactors to meltdown

                            Originally posted by A Follower View Post
                            Praise! The Lord is listening to our prayers, already the fuel rods are fully exposed and about to melt, it won't be long before those slant-eyed chinks will have the skin melted of their bodies and know what it'll be like when they are finally cast into the everlasting furnace
                            Glory! It reminds me of the movie where the Nazis defiled the Ark of the Covenant.

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                            You can say what you want about that Joo Spielberg, but he did a fine show of Good Old Testament WRATH AND FURY with lightning bolts, screaming wraiths, gruesome killings, melting faces, fires and thunder.
                            Hebrews 10:31 It is a fearful thing to fall into the hands of the living God.
                            A wise man’s heart inclines him to the right, but a fool’s heart to the left. (Ecclesiastes 10:2)

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                            • rriverstone
                              Unsaved trash
                              Under Investigation
                              • Mar 2011
                              • 2

                              #29
                              Re: Please pray for Japanese nuclear reactors to meltdown

                              Well, I thought the quake, tsunami and nuclear meltdowns were punishments for Lolicon and Elvis impersonators, myself.
                              † I 1st thot WBC was LBC. God asked me, "What if Westboro is a missionary, activist group, spreading the same messages of love, tolerance, open-mindedness and forgiveness as the great Landover has, lo, these many years?" I fell to my knees and thanked Him for this question on which I still meditate. †

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                              • Hellbound_Chick
                                Confirmed Enemy of God
                                • Feb 2011
                                • 11

                                #30
                                Re: Please pray for Japanese nuclear reactors to meltdown

                                .....It won't just be Japan that's harmed if the nuclear reactors melt down, you moron. It'll affect the entire world, even America. And how can you sit there and say that you're a good Christian man when you want human life, God's ultimate creation, to be taken?

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