[James Dewitt]

Re: Please Pray for CHRONIC MASTURBATORS

Please do continue to pray for me, brothers and sisters. I've been on a multi-day masturbation binge, or as I like to call it, a "masturbinge," since before Living_Water posted the above prayer request.

I am so ashamed of myself right now, and the more I hate myself for doing this, the more I do it!

I've even been looking at the Lane Bryant catalog.

Boy this ain't the Cathlik Church. Sorry but Jesus does not accept the I quit then oops I did it again crap. The damn Catliks sin Monday through Friday, show up for confession, tell the Pedophile behind the curtain of their atrocities. Sure the Pedophile tells them they are bad and then has the sinner repeat some form of worship to Mary. On Sunday they come to church eat a death cookie and have a swallow of cheap wine. Come Monday they are right back at it masturbating and searching for whores!

If you cant keep your hands off your tallywacker with out abusing it, CUT OFF YOUR HANDS!

Mark 9:43


And if thy hand offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter into life maimed, than having two hands to go into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched:

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Please Pray for CHRONIC MASTURBATORS

Wouldn't it be better to sever my manhood? I feel I would be a burden to society if I had no hands, and would be forced to collect welfare.

Also, even without hands, I fear I would be tempted to visit the so-called "glory holes."

Have you heard about these things? Men put their manhoods through holes in wallls, and really attractive women on the other sides of these walls perform unnatural acts upon them.

[Lalli from Hellsinki]

Re: Please Pray for CHRONIC MASTURBATORS

Wouldn't it be better to sever my manhood? I feel I would be a burden to society if I had no hands, and would be forced to collect welfare.

Also, even without hands, I fear I would be tempted to visit the so-called "glory holes."

Have you heard about these things? Men put their manhoods through holes in wallls, and really attractive women on the other sides of these walls perform unnatural acts upon them.

Brother, are you implying that castration is OK?

Deuteronomy 23:1
He that is wounded in the stones, or hath his privy member cut off, shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Please Pray for CHRONIC MASTURBATORS

Please do continue to pray for me, brothers and sisters. I've been on a multi-day masturbation binge, or as I like to call it, a "masturbinge," since before Living_Water posted the above prayer request.

I am so ashamed of myself right now, and the more I hate myself for doing this, the more I do it!

I've even been looking at the Lane Bryant catalog.

I just wanted to check back and offer my sincere and heartfelt thanks to everybody who prayed for me! I'm coming up on nine months of complete abstinance, and let me tell you, the amount of energy I have is incredible!!!

[johnsmith111]

Re: Please Pray for CHRONIC MASTURBATORS

hey Bob how did you castrate yourself ?

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Please Pray for CHRONIC MASTURBATORS

hey Bob how did you castrate yourself ?

John, all you have to do is smashing two rocks together, hard, and making sure your balls are between them. Repeat until it stops hurting.

Matthew 19:12 "For there are some eunuchs, which were so born from their mother's womb: and there are some eunuchs, which were made eunuchs of men: and there be eunuchs, which have made themselves eunuchs for the kingdom of heaven's sake. He that is able to receive it, let him receive it."