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  • Rev. M. Rodimer
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    • May 2008
    • 13996

    #46
    Re: Pray for Sarah Palin to invade Sweden 21th December 2012

    Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
    It is nothing to do with any child discipline method, it is a play on words, based a phrase from popular culture.
    You mean, "Feel the Love of Jesus"?

    I'm not surprised you'd want to corrupt such a wholesome message with your exhortations to feel the "man-sauce".
    Bible boring? Nonsense!
    Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
    You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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    • Jo Freddie
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      • Apr 2009
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      #47
      Re: Pray for Sarah Palin to invade Sweden 21th December 2012

      Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
      You mean, "Feel the Love of Jesus"?
      No
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      • Two-Dollar Bill
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        • Mar 2011
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        #48
        Re: Pray for Sarah Palin to invade Sweden 21th December 2012

        Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
        No
        Is it like that disco song, the one that goes, "Cum feel the noize, boyz rock your boyz."? (Well, something similar to that anyways.)
        Daniel 5:16-18 "Let thy gifts be to thyself, and give thy rewards to another; yet I will read the writing unto the king, and make known to him the interpretation."

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        • Jo Freddie
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          #49
          Re: Pray for Sarah Palin to invade Sweden 21th December 2012

          Originally posted by Two-Dollar Bill View Post
          Is it like that disco song, the one that goes, "Cum feel the noize, boyz rock your boyz."? (Well, something similar to that anyways.)
          No
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          • Holyfield
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            • Apr 2011
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            #50
            Re: Pray for Sarah Palin to invade Sweden 21th December 2012

            Originally posted by lukasekman View Post
            You're right about that we need a strong brother that God can talk through. I suggest Ulf Ekman as him.
            I think this is inappropriate for you to suggest since your username indicates that you are related to Ulf Ekman.

            Swedes don't need Sarah Palin to make their country right. They need Jesus Christ! The country is the road to Hell for sure. In the old days it was mandatory to go to church in Sweden. Now only 5% of the population are churchgoers. The epithet Christian is considered foul language. Meanwhile the muslim population explodes and is now close to 10%. The most common birthname for boys in southern Sweden is Mohammed.

            The media in Sweden is so politically correct and has been so for the last 50 years that the inhabitants of the country have a totally twisted view of the world. Need I say that the USA is commonly thought of as evil?

            All the political parties in Sweden are socialist. All of them. Every single party thinks that a "welfare-state" with extremely high taxes (about 50%) and generous contributions is a good idea. They would be rated as being "pink" in a normal ideological environment. So also the Sweden Democrats, they think that a big government and high taxes are good, but is the only party that supports traditional Christian Values and wants to limit immigration. The Christian Democrats in Sweden are now more muslim that christian.

            If Christian Revival ever comes to Sweden then there will surely rise up local leaders blessed by the Lord, who will be happy to cooperate with a good Christian President like Palin or Huckabee.

            As a side note: Ulf Ekman is the founder of Word of Life ministries.
            Matt 5:17-20 "Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil. For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled. Whosoever therefore shall break one of these least commandments, and shall teach men so, he shall be called the least in the kingdom of heaven:..."

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            • Rico David
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              • May 2011
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              #51
              Re: Pray for Sarah Palin to invade Sweden 21th December 2012

              Originally posted by lukasekman View Post
              I pray for Sarah Palin to win the election in 2012, so she can bring back freedom and Jesus to Europe. While I know she have a good reason to invade France to show the stuck-up euros who's the boss, i pray that she liberate Sweden first. 21th December 2012 is a good date, given the needed timeframe to shut down Obamacare, hunt some skunk, enact flat tax and plan the Operation European Salvation.

              Some facts about the Godless republic of Sweden:
              • Only a tiny minority attend churches
              • Socialists dominate the politics
              • Corporal punishment is illegal at home and in school
              • The taxes are high, and the tax system is complicated
              • People are expected to be ready to work with short notice, even on Sundays
              • Most kids are not able to be on their own and need constant attention
              • Kids who are able to be on their own and study the Bible are labeled as autists, and are forced to waste their school years in special schools for soulless retards
              • Parents are expected to participate in "activity race", which puts stress on parents as well as children
              • Landowners are not allowed to build what they want, they are forced to go though years of bureaucracy
              • Scientologists have infiltrated the National Board of Health and Welfare, and brought in hippie-scum conspiracy theories about "Big Pharma"
              • Workers are expected to randomly jump among tasks and love to be distracted ("have many balls in the air"), rather than focusing on one task at a time and make it well.
              • Social(ist) competence is valued higher than knowledge

              I pray for Sarah Palin bringing salvation to Sweden. Then she'll take care of the French surrender monkeys.
              I too pray for this, Brother.
              Sweden needs all help it can get!

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              • YourBrother
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                • May 2011
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                #52
                Re: Pray for Sarah Palin to invade Sweden 21th December 2012

                I am surprised to hear the aggression and hate being spread around on this forum of my brothers. How can we enlighten other people and cultures around the world if we are so quick to talk about invasions, war and violence? Has Jesus' message of Love being pushed so far aside that you can't see that you are heading down the wrong path with these unholy encouragements?

                Let me be the first to say that the beautiful people of Sweden can be our Lord's most favored children if we approach them with Love and open arms. Never forget that Salvation is never far away, even for dirty muslims

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                • BelieverInGod
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                  • Feb 2010
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                  #53
                  Re: Pray for Sarah Palin to invade Sweden 21th December 2012

                  Originally posted by YourBrother View Post
                  I am surprised to hear the aggression and hate being spread around on this forum of my brothers. How can we enlighten other people and cultures around the world if we are so quick to talk about invasions, war and violence? Has Jesus' message of Love being pushed so far aside that you can't see that you are heading down the wrong path with these unholy encouragements?

                  Let me be the first to say that the beautiful people of Sweden can be our Lord's most favored children if we approach them with Love and open arms. Never forget that Salvation is never far away, even for dirty muslims

                  Awww........ another fuzzy bunny who has never actually bothered to read the Bible.

                  Please point out where in the Bible it says that we should accept the ways of sinners and make them happy by lying to them.
                  Drama queen

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                  • Iluvtheantichrist
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                    • May 2011
                    • 2

                    #54
                    Re: Pray for Sarah Palin to invade Sweden 21th December 2012

                    i love the antichrist

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                    • Rev. M. Rodimer
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                      • May 2008
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                      #55
                      Re: Pray for Sarah Palin to invade Sweden 21th December 2012

                      Originally posted by Iluvtheantichrist View Post
                      i love the antichrist
                      I love the banhammer.

                      . . . and Jesus, of course.
                      Bible boring? Nonsense!
                      Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                      You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                      • Jo Freddie
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                        #56
                        Re: Pray for Sarah Palin to invade Sweden 21th December 2012

                        The Fruit Cake trying to make another bid for office?


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                        • H. Montague Worthington
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                          #57
                          Re: Pray for Sarah Palin to invade Sweden 21th December 2012

                          When Sarah is President of the United States, we're finally going to settle a lot of old scores. I'm looking right at you, Venezuela, Norway, Portugal, and Iran!!

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                          • Didymus Much
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                            • Jun 2010
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                            #58
                            Re: Pray for Sarah Palin to invade Sweden 21th December 2012

                            Originally posted by H. Montague Worthington View Post
                            When Sarah is President of the United States, we're finally going to settle a lot of old scores. I'm looking right at you, Venezuela, Norway, Portugal, and Iran!!
                            How can you even call yourselves the "United" States, when there's a 500-mile gap between Alaska and Washington State?

                            When you're finished with Canada, you'll have to attack the Pacific Ocean that's keeping you from being truly "United" with Hawaii.




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                            • Jo Freddie
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                              #59
                              Re: Pray for Sarah Palin to invade Sweden 21th December 2012

                              Posted via Pasta

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                              • Johansen
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                                #60
                                Re: Pray for Sarah Palin to invade Sweden 21th December 2012

                                She must make sure to invade Norway first.
                                "Therefore I take pleasure in infirmities, in reproaches, in necessities, in persecutions, in distresses for Christ’s sake: for when I am weak, then am I strong." 2 Corinthians 12:10

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