[HTannor]

Re: Pray for our brother Rebuko. FALSE SEX CRIMES ALLEGATIONS..AG

A careful examination of the awards given to Brother Rebuko clearly shows he has earned the highly coveted "Ex Masturbator" medal.

The Pastors do not award such medals lightly.

Therefore the masturbation charge is clearly evidence of how we True Christians(tm) are being persecuted.

[MisterM]

Re: Pray for our brother Rebuko. FALSE SEX CRIMES ALLEGATIONS..AG

No, which is more likely? Rebuko some kind of sick freak? Or rebuko making an innocent mistake?

My money's on the Mistake!

I suspect that this is some sort of plot by non-Christian clown.

YiC,
Miikkael

[SUV]

Re: Pray for our brother Rebuko. FALSE SEX CRIMES ALLEGATIONS..AG

Didn't we recently have a thread which proved that "rape" "victims" are dirty whores?

Hallelujah

[Born Again Bob]

Re: Pray for our brother Rebuko. FALSE SEX CRIMES ALLEGATIONS..AG

Dear Friends,

Rebuko has been cleared!

In the interests of seeing that justice is done, Officer Bobby-Joe and I learned the name of the accusing camper. We sent out an APB on Twitter and Facebook that many of you may have seen, asking that every True Christian™ deliver a Bible to the lawn of the accusing girl's house so that she could better pray on her decisions. (As the records show, we did NOT ask anyone to throw a Bible through her window, even if the Spirit so moved some believers). All told, more than 3,000 Bibles were delivered to the accuser's lawn before she recanted in full, in writing. The accuser is in custody at a juvenile detention facility at this time. Rebuko has been set free.

The Bibles were left for her parents, as they are also chock full of parenting advice.

Thank God (literally) that justice has been served and our dear brother's name cleared! All from THE POWER OF THE BIBLE!

Yours in Him,
BAB

[Jacob Hauty]

Re: Pray for our brother Rebuko. FALSE SEX CRIMES ALLEGATIONS..AG

Dear Friends,

Rebuko has been cleared!

In the interests of seeing that justice is done, Officer Bobby-Joe and I learned the name of the accusing camper. We sent out an APB on Twitter and Facebook that many of you may have seen, asking that every True Christian™ deliver a Bible to the lawn of the accusing girl's house so that she could better pray on her decisions. (As the records show, we did NOT ask anyone to throw a Bible through her window, even if the Spirit so moved some believers). All told, more than 3,000 Bibles were delivered to the accuser's lawn before she recanted in full, in writing. The accuser is in custody at a juvenile detention facility at this time. Rebuko has been set free.

The Bibles were left for her parents, as they are also chock full of parenting advice.

Thank God (literally) that justice has been served and our dear brother's name cleared! All from THE POWER OF THE BIBLE!

Yours in Him,
BAB

This is great to hear! I hadn't heard of Rebuko until today, but I'm glad the charges were dropped. He seems like such a kind man to help care for children, and he seems like he genuinely meant what he said when he stated he was not masturbating.
SING HALLELUJAH!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Pray for our brother Rebuko. FALSE SEX CRIMES ALLEGATIONS..AG

Praise the Lord!

This means I won't have to cancel the Christian Clown Camp that Rebuko and I had been discussing!

He can still come to Indiana and do a full week of fun and Jesus-praising when he takes over as head counselor during my 4th of July week trip to Freehold!

I'm sure he'll show those horrible brats wonderful children a grand time!

[Rebuko the Clown]

Re: Pray for our brother Rebuko. FALSE SEX CRIMES ALLEGATIONS..AG

Hey everyone!!! FREE AT LAST THANK GOD ALL MIGHTY IM FREE AT LAST!!!

Any ways after talking to Mr. Rev. Osborne it was a choice between being bailed out early or getting a good lawyer. Mr. Rev. Osborne said it would probably be best if the money was spended on a good lawyer considering this case. so i had to think about it and it made sense. So i spent a month in jail and it wasnt so bad honest.

Before i became a CHRISTIAN years ago i was in and out of jail. I seen lots of old friends there! My old pal Steve Joyner was in there for posssessission and drug parfenallia. We talked and shraed old time stories with each other. Then i saw another friend of mine, Joe D., who i havent seen in years....we used to hotwire cars back in the day. He said he moved on from cars and went to liquor stores and thats why he was here. Check this out. He held up a liquor store with no gun but said the gun was underneat his jacket (but it was acttually his hand). And the store owner fell for it!!!! LOL

WHAT A MORAN!!!!

but anyways so we had the trial and the lawyer convinced the jury that i was just really stupid (thats the truth actualy) and made a mistake in cleaning out the outhouse. i had no idea anyone was using it he proved it.THE persecution couldnt prove that i was a crazy molester either. they were pretty peeved that they couldnt use my prior convictions but hey thats law for you HAHAHAHAHAHA.

ANYWAYS IM BACK. LOVE U ALL. LOVE U JESUS CHRIST OUR SAVOR!!!!!!!!!!

[Jack O'fagan]

Re: Pray for our brother Rebuko. FALSE SEX CRIMES ALLEGATIONS..AG

Wonderful news Rebuko. Is the girl being prosecuted for wasting police time? She did a poo on your head. That's not nice.

YiC

Jack