[Cranky Old Man]

Re: PASTOR AL NEEDS YOUR PRAYERS AND DONATIONS NOW!!

She got more dogs after I lent you the Rottweilers? Does she have the shelter on speed-dial or something?

Could be, she always seems to find a way to get more dogs. I think she does it on purpose.

[Seth Campbell]

Re: PASTOR AL NEEDS YOUR PRAYERS AND DONATIONS NOW!!

I don't know, I don't know. I just don't know.

So how's the DoG, Brother Bathfire?

I didn't hear back from you before the bank closed, so I cancelled the appointment. Let me know if I need to rebook.

[SUV]

Re: PASTOR AL NEEDS YOUR PRAYERS AND DONATIONS NOW!!

I don't know, I don't know. I just don't know.

So how's the DoG, Brother Bathfire?

[Richard Bancroft]

Re: PASTOR AL NEEDS YOUR PRAYERS AND DONATIONS NOW!!

While I did not know the Good Pastor personally I have heard much about him, he is truly one of our countries (my newly adopted country) Great Men and it would be an embarrassment to us all if he was unable to life out his retirement in an appropriate setting in comfort. To this end I have had my people arrange a substantial contribution that should be making its way to God Favorite Church as we speak.

Pastor Al Pistle is most certainly a True American Hero™ and for him not to be recognized as such would shame us all.

YIC
Richard

[Seth Campbell]

Re: PASTOR AL NEEDS YOUR PRAYERS AND DONATIONS NOW!!

GOOD NEWS!!!!!!™

In the middle of a Tupperware Party last night I led a 20-second Prayer to JESUS for Pastor Pizzle. So I am Sure® he is all Right now

So I should cancel the appointment at the bank on Monday?

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: PASTOR AL NEEDS YOUR PRAYERS AND DONATIONS NOW!!

After cleaning out the dog’s anal glands, I too said a small prayer for information. Jesus replied that He was preparing Pastor Al for the journey Home. Jesus said that we should not be sorry at all and not waste any time or effort on him.

He’s been out of touch for a few months (despite several people - you know who you are - being told to ‘phone him daily and remind him of the cost of running a Church the size of Landover ) Someone should check with him to insure that he has actually made that will leaving all to Landover before he goes completely ga-ga. You've no idea how hard it is defending a will if the deceased has been drooling and mumbling for the previous 3 months.


PM me for his lawyers’ address.

[MisterM]

Re: PASTOR AL NEEDS YOUR PRAYERS AND DONATIONS NOW!!

Or maybe you could get him to sell one of his internal organs?

He is 79, so I don't think they have any value

[SUV]

Re: PASTOR AL NEEDS YOUR PRAYERS AND DONATIONS NOW!!

I think I could send something little like $10000 if I sell my father-in-laws car (he is out of town right now).

Or maybe you could get him to sell one of his internal organs?

[MisterM]

Re: PASTOR AL NEEDS YOUR PRAYERS AND DONATIONS NOW!!

I know I'm not True Christian nor member of the Great LBC. But I notice that Pastor Al is great human being and I can see how you all suffer this situation. Therefore I thought I would also donate something. I'm little bit out of cash but I think I could send something little like $10000 if I sell my father-in-laws car (he is out of town right now).

[SUV]

Re: PASTOR AL NEEDS YOUR PRAYERS AND DONATIONS NOW!!

GOOD NEWS!!!!!!™

In the middle of a Tupperware Party last night I led a 20-second Prayer to JESUS for Pastor Pizzle. So I am Sure® he is all Right now

[James Hutchins]

Re: PASTOR AL NEEDS YOUR PRAYERS AND DONATIONS NOW!!

Opps, those workers are still on thier knees, Bufford, God love him, would keep the workers for days until I give him the word. Father AL just got a three hour prayed from my entics.

[Born Again Bob]

Re: PASTOR AL NEEDS YOUR PRAYERS AND DONATIONS NOW!!

i am saying Why isn't he listed in official MEMBERSHIP with other church Pastors. such as Pastor Bizzle-Rizzle?

Dear Friends,

Yes, we all struggle to reach the gravitas of Pastor Bizzle-Rizzle.

You can imagine.

Yours in Him,
BAB

[napa valley nan]

Re: PASTOR AL NEEDS YOUR PRAYERS AND DONATIONS NOW!!

well I did not mean to create another Church Scandal for you to clean up, i just want to know who I am sending my wine to. I hope he feels better soon

[BelieverInGod]

Re: PASTOR AL NEEDS YOUR PRAYERS AND DONATIONS NOW!!

i am saying Why isn't he listed in official MEMBERSHIP with other church Pastors. such as Pastor Bizzle-Rizzle? Apparently noone can answer that.

Oh for the love of all that is Holy, are you really this stupid?

You do realize that someone can come on here and use Pastor in their name even if they're not a Pastor right? I don't even know who Pastor Bizzle-Rizzle is, I see him on there, but maybe he's moved on to something else in life.

As for Pastor Pistle, I gave you a link and it's still not good enough for you. I don't know why he doesn't show up, maybe he disabled his account because he doesn't work with the board anymore and was still getting emails. THAT'S JUST A GUESS, DON'T TAKE IT AS FACT

Now maybe if you cut back on your wine tastings you could understand such simple concepts as just because you haven't heard of someone doesn't mean they don't exist.

[SUV]

Re: PASTOR AL NEEDS YOUR PRAYERS AND DONATIONS NOW!!

Next thing you know, she'll be posting "Show us your....."

Um, nevermind.