Pray for our pets

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Pray for our pets

I have a fine and gentle dog. He keeps most of the commandments better than a Presbyterian (certainly better than a Catholic!), and does an especially good job of being humble, loving all mankind, and maintaining a cheerful and Godly disposition.

I have of course cared well for this beast. His sores are doctored, his sorrows comforted, his boredom relieved, his loneliness dissolved in playful friendship.

As I care for my dog, so does God care for mankind. When we are afflicted with cancer, does He not heal us? And when evil assaults us, does He not respond to our prayers and turn the tornado, the murderer, and the vile politician aside from our path?

Does He not care for mankind as carefully as we humans care for our pets? Not to mention our children?

And will be a Father unto you, and ye shall be my sons and daughters, saith the Lord Almighty. 2 Corinthians 6:18

So we may learn from our gentle companion animals: as we treasure their goodness and care for their ills, so the Lord treasures our goodness and cares for our ills.

Does He not?

~~ OEJ

Praise Jesus! I used to have a dog, but one day I decided it would be a good idea to demonstrate my love for it the way God demonstrated His Love for Job. And now I'm not allowed to keep pets anymore.

[One-eyed Jack]

Re: Pray for our pets

I have a fine and gentle dog. He keeps most of the commandments better than a Presbyterian (certainly better than a Catholic!), and does an especially good job of being humble, loving all mankind, and maintaining a cheerful and Godly disposition.

I have of course cared well for this beast. His sores are doctored, his sorrows comforted, his boredom relieved, his loneliness dissolved in playful friendship.

As I care for my dog, so does God care for mankind. When we are afflicted with cancer, does He not heal us? And when evil assaults us, does He not respond to our prayers and turn the tornado, the murderer, and the vile politician aside from our path?

Does He not care for mankind as carefully as we humans care for our pets? Not to mention our children?

And will be a Father unto you, and ye shall be my sons and daughters, saith the Lord Almighty. 2 Corinthians 6:18

So we may learn from our gentle companion animals: as we treasure their goodness and care for their ills, so the Lord treasures our goodness and cares for our ills.

Does He not?

~~ OEJ

[Seeker]

Re: Pray for our pets

I'm intrested, I would like to have someone to take care of my 2 cats. Jesus and Mozes. Could you arrange something for me?

Moses. Do you know the 10 commandments? Why don't you ask Noah. It has to be a special breed though. He specializes in that sorta thing.

[handofgod]

Re: Pray for our pets

I'm intrested, I would like to have someone to take care of my 2 cats. Sodom and Gommorah. Could you arrange something for me?

[Seeker]

Re: Pray for our pets

I have my cat's will set up to send them to China when I am caught up in a twinkling of and eye. A good lovin' family will take care of them. We all know that communist country will still stand after the rapture.

[sinner]

Re: Pray for our pets

Now why would I want to spend my parishoner's money on some wetback feeding my dogs after I've been Raptured?

#1) If they're fat then the unsaved scum left behind will probably just eat them. Especially the japs.

#2) They're just dumb animals, so who cares? Jesus gave us dominion over them in the book of Genesis. No need to get all emotional about them.

What a waste of money. I'll bet some joo thought it up to make a few shiny coins.

Pastor, please see the potential in here for our Lord. Perhaps, we True Christians can pray to the Good Lord to smite all of them spics, gooks, colored nigros and Democrats so that we True Christians can take over, run the operation in True Christian fashion and offer the profits to Our Lord Jeesus Chrshit. If the Good Lord in all His wisdom fails to hear our prayer (not that such thing has ever happened, of course!), we can eliminate them all and take over the operations so that even heathen pets can be saved thru the Grace and Mercy of Our Lord. But for this magnificent plan to work, we need your blessing. What say yee?

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[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Pray for our pets

Now why would I want to spend my parishoner's money on some wetback feeding my dogs after I've been Raptured?

#1) If they're fat then the unsaved scum left behind will probably just eat them. Especially the japs.

#2) They're just dumb animals, so who cares? Jesus gave us dominion over them in the book of Genesis. No need to get all emotional about them.

What a waste of money. I'll bet some joo thought it up to make a few shiny coins.

[sinner]

If Jesus returns tonight, who will feed your pets tomorrow?

What is JesusPets?

Who is going to care for your pets after you are raptured into heaven?

Many Christians believe that animals do not go to heaven. So when Jesus comes back and you return with him to heaven, will there be somebody to take care of your dog or cat?

If you have a non-Christian family member, they might take care of your pet, but if not, have you made any plans? Imagine being taken to streets of gold while your dog starves to death walking around in his own feces trapped in your small house or partment, subject to fire and earthquakes or even being eaten by heathens searching for any remaining morsel of food. Do you want that to happen?

With the imminent collapse of the global economy and rampant godlessness, even the community shelters will not have the resources to care for your poor, hungry animals. So you need to make preparations.

That’s what JesusPets is for. We are assembling a community of heathen pet-lovers to care for pets that are “left-behind.” We are coordinating with feed mills and kennels in preparation for your post-apocalyptic pet care needs.

http://www.jesuspets.com/Home/2/What.is.JesusPets.aspx