[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Im in need of guidance, please help

Let me guess, a few select verses from John, maybe a few others from Hebrews, perhaps Genesis (just the first chapter, obviously), and call it good? We have a word for people like you: "salad bar Christians", people who pick and choose whatever parts of the Bible they want to believe because it allows them to continue in their obominations without fearing Hell. Well, I'm afraid Jesus won't agree with you when you recite the two or three verses about Love that you know, and instead He'll tell you a few of His own while He spews you into Hell...

I have a name for people like me as well - followers of an eclectic path. I don't accept any book of scriptures or any pre-fab religion 100% - I think they all contain some wisdom and some dreck.

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

Re: Im in need of guidance, please help

Let me guess, a few select verses from John, maybe a few others from Hebrews, perhaps Genesis (just the first chapter, obviously), and call it good? We have a word for people like you: "salad bar Christians", people who pick and choose whatever parts of the Bible they want to believe because it allows them to continue in their obominations without fearing Hell. Well, I'm afraid Jesus won't agree with you when you recite the two or three verses about Love that you know, and instead He'll tell you a few of His own while He spews you into Hell...

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Im in need of guidance, please help

What's all this pretentious "the one they call the Christ" crap?

That would be Jesus, dear boy.


You've never even read the Bible, and you dare to hand out advice on Christianity?

I used to be Christian, and while it's been a couple of decades since I read it in depth, I do have a passing familiarity with the Bible.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Im in need of guidance, please help

If your church is truly populated by people who follow the path of the one they call the Christ, they will accept your friend, and his race will not matter in the slightest.

What's all this pretentious "the one they call the Christ" crap?

You've never even read the Bible, and you dare to hand out advice on Christianity?

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Im in need of guidance, please help

Hi, Im new here. I need a helping hand because I have a big problem. I go to a nice baptist church in a very small town in Missouri. We all know and love each other and are a very close church family. Recently, I traveled to several colleges outside of my state and fell in love with a few of them. One in particular, has a wide variety of choices and people. I was introduced to a very nice fellow who appeared to have all the same interests, likes and dislikes as me and we became good friends. He is very religious too, and says he wants to visit me and my church back home in Missouri. The only problem is, is that he is of a different race. I dont know how my church family will react because they arent used to seeing anyone outside of our own kind. I need guidance and help and insight on what to do, I dont want to dissapoint my new friend. Please, can anyone pray for me, and help me decide what to do. Thanks for all who helps.

If your church is truly populated by people who follow the path of the one they call the Christ, they will accept your friend, and his race will not matter in the slightest.

[Roberta]

Re: Im in need of guidance, please help

She will not have to wait that long, Juliette. Just wait until the sharia law goes into effect. We will see how proud she is after 14 camel-jockeys have gang raped her.

[Juliette]

Re: Im in need of guidance, please help

Lol pal

Personal Arse Licker we used to say in primary.

LOL!

I'm a proud female from England, who doesn't believe in this bullshit.

Take your best shot.

Still here wasting your time harlot?

If you're not interested in the Holy Bible or in Jesus, what the hell (where you will be soon enough) are you doing here?

[Vincent Valentine]

Re: Im in need of guidance, please help

Lol pal

Personal Arse Licker we used to say in primary.

LOL!

I'm a proud female from England, who doesn't believe in this bullshit.

Take your best shot.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Im in need of guidance, please help

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

You're next, pal.

[Vincent Valentine]

Re: Im in need of guidance, please help

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Enigmatic Harpo Marx]

Re: Im in need of guidance, please help

its keeping me amused, while im sat here laughin, your all sat there gettin all annoyed most probably. who cares if god hates me for this, i can just go chill in hell wiv satan smoking a big splif

Well then, I'll make sure to find you when I get there. Don't expect a warm welcome.....actually you can expect a very hot welcome.

After Satan's done sodomizing you I think he'll allow me the privilege of flaying your skin off for the rest of eternity

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Im in need of guidance, please help

its keeping me amused, while im sat here laughin, your all sat there gettin all annoyed most probably. who cares if god hates me for this, i can just go chill in hell wiv satan smoking a big splif

Well in that case, as the Bible says, we will have nothing to do with you.

"Whosoever transgresseth, and abideth not in the doctrine of Christ, hath not God. He that abideth in the doctrine of Christ, he hath both the Father and the Son. If there come any unto you, and bring not this doctrine, receive him not into your house, neither bid him God speed: For he that biddeth him God speed is partaker of his evil deeds" -- 2 John 1:9-11
Enjoy hell, troll.

[basketcase]

Re: Im in need of guidance, please help

its keeping me amused, while im sat here laughin, your all sat there gettin all annoyed most probably. who cares if god hates me for this, i can just go chill in hell wiv satan smoking a big splif

[Enigmatic Harpo Marx]

Re: Im in need of guidance, please help

dude do you like want me to type every word perfect...are you that dumb?

No Dude,

I would like you to not mangle the English language with your inferior, 12 year old gamer tongue.

Maybe once your balls drop or you graduate high school (this might come first in your case) you'll understand what I mean, but until then, please open up a dictionary and prove to us that you're not a moron....though that might be beyond you.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Im in need of guidance, please help

see you lot need 2 preach 2 get people 2 follow the religon...satanists and the other religons u detest dont need 2 preach...people choose 2 follow themout of their own free will, they dont need 2 hear a load of bullsh*t 2 decide wot they believe in...your just simply wastin your time and effort...not 2 mention ur pathetic waste of life

Speaking of wasting your time and effort....exactly why are you here? To mock Jesus? It won't work. To sow discord amoung the brethren? God hates you for that, you are an abomination to Him.

Proverbs 6
[16] These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him:
[17] A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood,
[18] An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief,
[19] A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren.

Feel free to bugger off.