Please pray for my legal defense.

[Yeshua bar Yusuf]

Re: Please pray for my legal defense.

Thank you all, Brothers, for praying for me in my hour of need. I've prayed nonstop since this event, and I can feel the comfort offered by my Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ, in my time of sorrows.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: Please pray for my legal defense.

God knows how many times I've been wrongfully arrested for solicitation! I know exactly how you feel brother and I will be praying for you.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Please pray for my legal defense.

We've all been there, friend. It's almost like there is a conspiracy among non-Freehold police departments to follow True Christians™ around and conjure up some trumped up solicitation charges.

I hope you find comfort in these verses:

(1 Peter 4:1-2) "Forasmuch then as Christ hath suffered for us in the flesh, arm yourselves likewise with the same mind: for he that hath suffered in the flesh hath ceased from sin; That he no longer should live the rest of his time in the flesh to the lusts of men, but to the will of God."



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Please pray for my legal defense.

You wonder what kind of idiots work for the legal system. Every time some blonde teen goes missing, some transvestite hooker gets raped and beaten or some nosy report ends up naked and dead on Interstate 80 the Iowa Department of Public Safety shows up in Freehold asking questions. You listen on one of those Iowa DPS investigators all our pastors have a secret fetish for drag queens, most of the laity kidnap their wives and the KKK is scared of the church security detail.

Were do they get this nonsense?

[Dan U. Holier]

Re: Please pray for my legal defense.

Don’t get me started about falsehood of the so-called sickular “legal system”, Mr. Jessup.

I’ve already told the story about my prosecution and tribulation – only because the blunder of sickular court and corrupted “judge”. I’ll repeat: I don’t know how that man got in the trunk of my car; I never saw him before; it wasn’t me (but heat and lack of air); the bastard had it coming!

...I am 100% confident you'll be out of there in no time!

I would have no doubts in that if only he would be tried at the Freehold’s court, alas this is not the case. I know, we are commanded to follow secular laws…

Hebrews 13:17 Obey them that have the rule over you, and submit yourselves: for they watch for your souls, as they that must give account, that they may do it with joy, and not with grief: for that is unprofitable for you.

… but I long for that day, when wothless sickular laws are abolished and the Biblical Rule is introduced. *sigh*

YiC, DUH

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Please pray for my legal defense.

Your situation sounds very serious indeed. I'm very happy to help you out in the most effective way I know how. With our prayers behind you, I am 100% confident you'll be out of there in no time!

[Yeshua bar Yusuf]

Brothers and Sisters in my Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ,

I find myself beset on all sides by iniquity, and I am both persecuted and prosecuted by atheists and devil worshipers.

Last Friday evening, I took my rod and my Bible downtown to witness to the drug addicts and prostitutes so that they might see the truth of Jesus and repent of their sinful ways. I admit that I am not as successful as I would like, but I lack the same gift for preaching as the Pastors here at Landover. In any case, on Friday night, one prostitute seemed particularly receptive to the Word of God, and we stepped into an alley to pray. The power of my Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ, must have entered her at that moment, because the prostitute fell on her knees before me, with her mouth open in praise, and her face awash in what I assume was the Holy Spirit, while I stood there with my KJV Bible in one hand and my rod in the other.

Unfortunately, an atheist policeman arrived and arrested us both for solicitation. The unholy District Attorney has decided to prosecute, however, I know that my actions were just in the eyes of the Lord since He did not smite me with rapists or athlete's foot the three days I spent in the county jail.

Brothers and Sisters, I ask that you pray with me that the Lord will provide for my legal defense, and the the judge presiding over the case will be a Christian who understands the importance of witnessing to the unsaved.

Yours in my Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ,
Yeshua