[911WASGOOD]

Re: Please pray for my legal defense.

<-- Owned

That is all.

[WhiteHoodsFTW]

Re: Please pray for my legal defense.

Don't you hate it when you're taking a dump and the water splashes and touches your ass?

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Please pray for my legal defense.

<-- Owned

That is all.

Don't you hate it when you're taking a dump and the water splashes and touches your ass?

Are you lovebirds trying to SHOCK us? You'll have to try a little harder than that.



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[911WASGOOD]

Re: Please pray for my legal defense.

Im just expressing my opinion in a creative way this is not meant shock others, if you fell in such a way you shall be damned in hell.

[Sister Kitty]

Re: Please pray for my legal defense.

Don't you hate it when you're taking a dump and the water splashes and touches your ass?

What water? Are you voiding your bowels in a stream?

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Please pray for my legal defense.

Im just expressing my opinion in a creative way this is not meant shock others, if you fell in such a way you shall be damned in hell.

That's quite revealing that you deny trying to shock, but do NOT deny the sodomite relationship you share with the other Unsaved trash.

Interesting.

YiC,

Z. Smyth

[Free Market Fred]

Re: Please pray for my legal defense.

I feel your pain, Brother Yeshua. I too have had some brushes with the liberal storm troopers, which is why my lawyer has advised me to stay out of the USA and remain in countries with non-existent extradition laws. It's fortunate that I hold 27 passports, or I don't know how I would be able to attend international business meetings, like this one:


Free marketers, supplying Africans with what they need

Despite the fact that I am a "job creator," I continue to get denounced by so-called "human rights activists" just because of some of my free-market investments. It's so unfair. I don't deal drugs! Trafficking in humans and weapons are blessed business activities, as anyone who reads the Bible understands.

But worst of all are those environwackos. They make such a big deal about the cadmium and mercury oxide that my factories discharge into rivers and lakes. I mean that's ridiculous - if anything, people who live along these waterways are thankful to me because I've made fishing so much easier.


Fishing has never been easier!

President Bush granted me a full pardon for all past, present and future possible crimes, but Osambo is trying to revoke it. He doesn't think it should apply to things I've done since Bush has left office. Fortunately, Rick Perry becomes president in January 2013. He's already promised me a full pardon plus an ambassadorship in exchange for a few campaign contributions. Now there's a man who understands the free market!