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  • Mary Etheldreda
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    Re: Pray That God Does Not Bless Our Dogs

    Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
    The catholics would bless someone's turd if they thought they'd get a donation out of it.
    Nor are they ashamed to pray to such "relics" as Jesus' foreskin and the milk from Mary's breast.

    blech

    Freakin' animals.

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  • HTannor
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    Re: Pray That God Does Not Bless Our Dogs

    Originally posted by Palmer C. Eldrich View Post
    I suppose I shouldn't be asking God to bless my Chevy to pass its smog test for my registration this year. That does sound kind of wasteful.
    Hmm.... You drive a chevy? And you're trying to obey the law dealing with smog tests?

    Next I suppose you're going to tell us you've never stolen a pie or raped a white woman.

    Amazing.

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  • Palmer C. Eldrich
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    I suppose I shouldn't be asking God to bless my Chevy to pass its smog test for my registration this year. That does sound kind of wasteful.

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  • Pastor Isaac Peters
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    Re: Pray That God Does Not Bless Our Dogs

    Do you know what other "church" has the same pagan ritual?

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  • HTannor
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    Re: Pray That God Does Not Bless Our Dogs

    Brothers, I am forced to bring a sense of sobriety to this discussion.

    I pray that my dog never goes near a chink restaurant.

    Cats, on the other hand, should be herded in that direction.

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  • James Hutchins
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    Re: Pray That God Does Not Bless Our Dogs

    Dogs are only good for hunting and defending out buildings. They are tools, much like a a gun, knife or bear trap. Once the dog gets old, the barrel worn, the blade broken or the trap rusty, it should be disposed of.


    2 Samuel 1:27
    How are the mighty fallen, and the weapons of war perished!

    I fail to see a reason to pray for them, though perhaps for a rapid replacement.

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  • Johny Joe Hold
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    Re: Pray That God Does Not Bless Our Dogs

    Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
    The catholics would bless someone's turd if they thought they'd get a donation out of it.
    Redeemed Papist--I'm so greatful to have you in our LBC family. You bring information from inside the Catholic cult the rest of us cannot know.

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  • Redeemed Papist
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    Re: Pray That God Does Not Bless Our Dogs

    The catholics would bless someone's turd if they thought they'd get a donation out of it.

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  • Johny Joe Hold
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    Pray That God Does Not Bless Our Dogs

    That HUGE cult, know as the Catholic Church, has the most peculiar rituals. It's like it is from another planet.

    One is blessing our pets. Sick. I mean, a dog is but nothing a dog.

    Join me in praying this cult practice stops now.

    St. Francis of Assisi always called creatures his brothers and sisters and he worked to further widen the fraternity to link humans and creatures in the same relationship with God.
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