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  • #16
    Re: Pray for Brother Guy

    Originally posted by Seeker View Post
    Brother Guy, because I am nice and have mercy...I am going to send you some dollars to come to the USA for the great health care. Drop your servants at the border where most die anyway. You have a room and board with Dish network 24/7 here. We even have the slap on and slap off lights so you won't have to burn too much energy and an automatic bed..
    How good of you, Sister Seeker! I'm sure Brother Guy will avail himself of your kindness as soon as he can.
    Mark 16:17 And these attesting signs will accompany those who believe: in My Name they will drive out demons.

    1 Kings 21:14 Then they sent to Jezebel, saying, Naboth is stoned . . .

    A SPIRITUAL WARFARE PRAYER:
     Father, In Jesus' Name, I take the Blood of Jesus and break the power of all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, sorcerers, wiccans, pagans, and any other source, and all of their rituals off of us. With the Blood of Jesus, I erase all evil lines drawn on our liver. . .
    LANDOVER BAPTIST DEMON HUNTING PERMIT #00666-27

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    • #17
      Re: Pray for Brother Guy

      Brother Guy,

      I heard you did this deed in a pair of Ug Boots in Adelaide.... is this right???


      You should not be prosecuted for burning the bird.... no doubt it deserved it....you should be proscuted for being a South Australian in Ug Boots.... not the look my friend.

      Repent you South Australian retard Ug Boot heathen.

      Regards, Ihavenoidea.

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      • #18
        Re: Pray for Brother Guy

        dear Brother Guy,

        I have received an email advising me that I have received 43 infraction points for the post (above) that I sent you.

        I actually did it with somewhat a sense of humour, and have only also just noticed that I posted it in the incorrect thread.

        In any case, I have been asked to apologise, and after reading what I wrote it would be fair to say that while I considered it funny, and after you had lived in Adelaide hoped you found it the same, I unreservely apologise if my post caused you any discomfort or pain.

        Pastor, are you ok with this?

        Regards, Ihavenoidea.

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        • #19
          Re: Pray for Brother Guy

          Originally posted by ihavenoidea View Post
          dear Brother Guy,

          I have received an email advising me that I have received 43 infraction points for the post (above) that I sent you.

          I actually did it with somewhat a sense of humour, and have only also just noticed that I posted it in the incorrect thread.

          In any case, I have been asked to apologise, and after reading what I wrote it would be fair to say that while I considered it funny, and after you had lived in Adelaide hoped you found it the same, I unreservely apologise if my post caused you any discomfort or pain.

          Pastor, are you ok with this?

          Regards, Ihavenoidea.

          Plus, he's not a retard.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • #20
            Re: Pray for Brother Guy

            ...and Brother Guy, I have it on good authority you are not a retard.

            For that I also offer my apologies.

            Ok Pastor, I'm happy that I have made my peace with Brother Guy, albeit that I await his forgiveness.

            Hope this are well, Ihavenoidea.

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            • #21
              Re: Pray for Brother Guy

              the Lord will advise me when to forgive you. Continue your grovelling. While you're at it, apologise to Pastor ezekiel for forcing him to reprimand you and wasting his time.
              The devil, whose business is to pervert the truth, mimics the exact circumstance of the Divine Sacraments. He baptises his believers and promises forgiveness of sins...he celebrates the oblation of bread, and brings in the symbol of the resurrection. Let us therefore acknowledge the craftiness of the devil, who copied certain things of those that be divine."
              Tertullian (155-222 AD) from The Prescription Against Heretics' Ch XL

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              • #22
                Re: Pray for Brother Guy

                You are right Brother Guy, I forgot to do that.

                Pastor I'm sorry I wasted your time by you having to send me notification of 43 infraction points.

                Regards to all, Ihaveoidea.

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                • #23
                  Re: Pray for Brother Guy

                  ihavenoidea have you prayed to JESUS about this and begged also for his forgiveness about this.....
                  (2 Peter 3:10)

                  But the day of the Lord will come as a thief in the night; in the which the heavens shall pass away with a great noise, and the elements shall melt with fervent heat, the earth also and the works that are therein shall be burned up.

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                  • #24
                    Re: Pray for Brother Guy

                    I hear bourbon will help your condition. I'll buy you one.

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                    • #25
                      Re: Pray for Brother Guy

                      Originally posted by ihavehalfanidea View Post
                      You are right Brother Guy, I forgot to do that.

                      Pastor I'm sorry I wasted your time by you having to send me notification of 43 infraction points.

                      Regards to all, Ihaveoidea.
                      Are you a Stalinist?
                      O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                      God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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