Please pray for Osama Barack

[Justina Thyme]

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I'm afraid that this buck is more uppity than we knew. If you haven't seen Mother Glendora's thread in the Godly Republican Politics, may I direct your attention to it:

Obama's Racist Church - Breaking News!

This is bad news indeed.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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I'll pray for Barrack Osama that he can change. I pray when Jesus enters his black heart and washes it with His Blood, Osama...err...Obama will change just like Clarence Thomas, Alan Keyes and Bill Cosby.

Amen!

I hope that Barrack Saddamhussein Osama will not end up as a ring-kissing papist like Clarence Thomas and Alan Keyes, however non-uppity those two may be. Then again, since Osama now claims to be a member of the United "Church" of Christ, which is like Unitarianism except with fancier buildings, he certainly wouldn't be any more damned than he is now if he joined the Mary cult.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Don't you remember? He played a boy-buggering priest back in the days when Hellyweird still made mostly family-friendly films (bring back the Hays Code!), and a few comedies with Bob Hope. If I remember correctly, he also sang "White Christmas" which I thought was a promising new carol for the season until I heard the lyrics. There was nothing in there about Jesus at all. It wasn't the worst I've ever heard though, as Christmas should be as white as Jesus.

That guy's an ex-nigra?! Praise God! He DOES work miracles!

I took him for a normal guy.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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Who is Bill Cosby?

Don't you remember? He played a boy-buggering priest back in the days when Hellyweird still made mostly family-friendly films (bring back the Hays Code!), and a few comedies with Bob Hope. If I remember correctly, he also sang "White Christmas" which I thought was a promising new carol for the season until I heard the lyrics. There was nothing in there about Jesus at all. It wasn't the worst I've ever heard though, as Christmas should be as white as Jesus.

[StreetPreacherLew]

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Who is Bill Cosby?

Isn't he that old comedian guy who repented of his Negro-ness and adulterous ways? I hear he used to be quite active in the LBC Ex-Negro ministry.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I'll pray for Barrack Osama that he can change. I pray when Jesus enters his black heart and washes it with His Blood, Osama...err...Obama will change just like Clarence Thomas, Alan Keyes and Bill Cosby.

Amen!

Who is Bill Cosby?

[StreetPreacherLew]

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I'll pray for Barrack Osama that he can change. I pray when Jesus enters his black heart and washes it with His Blood, Osama...err...Obama will change just like Clarence Thomas, Alan Keyes and Bill Cosby.

Amen!

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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I'm praying alright. Praying that someone's aim is straight and true.

I understand your anger, Pastor Zeke, and how your compassionate love for our nation brings inflames it. However, if something happens to this boy, that's one less clean, articulate buck for some decent family's household staff.
Truth be told, I should admit to being a little selfish. Our current butler, Pennington, isn't working out. I just found out he's an Anglican't, and I've long suspected he's a sodomite.
If Osama Barack can find Jesus and be turned away from terrorism, I think he'd be a fine addition to the Whitford household staff. Who knows? With our encouragement, he may even decide one day to take the necessary steps toward being an ex-nigra.

[Roberta]

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Mr. John Hinckley
St. Elizabeth's Hospital
Washington D.C.

Dear John,

Hillary and I wanted to drop you a short note to tell you how pleased we are with the great strides you are making in your recovery. In our Country's new spirit of understanding and forgiveness we want you to know there is a bilateral consensus of compassion and forgiveness abroad throughout the land.

Hillary and I want you to know that no grudge is born against you for shooting President Reagan. We, above all are aware of how the mental stress and pain could have driven you to such an act of desperation. Hillary and I are confident that you will soon make a complete recovery and return to your family to join the world again as a healthy and productive young man.

Best wishes,
Bill Clinton

P.S. Guess you heard Barack Obama is having an affair with Jodie Foster.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I'm praying alright. Praying that someone's aim is straight and true.

[Mr. Jingles]

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If Barak Obama finds Jesus & repents of his negro ways, I see nothing wrong with him becoming a part of the White House team. I think he'd make a fine valet for George W Bush during his third term.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Not for him to be president, of course. That would be insane!
Please pray that this uppity buck finds Jesus so he can turn his back on Islam and terrorism.
Please pray that he is able to overcome everything he has going against him and finds salvation before the Clintons have him killed.
Please pray that when he finally finds Jesus, he changes his name to something American. I'd like to suggest Thomas Jackson.
Please pray that he realizes the folly of his ways and if he wins the Demoncrat nomination, he will step down and concede the election to the Republican nominee so our nation can heal after 8 years of liberal lies about our current Godly president, and the Demoncratic witch hunts he's been subjected to.
Please pray that if he doesn't step down, that when he loses the election he doesn't turn into a whining crybaby like Al Gore.
Please pray that Osama Barack finds a career more suited for him. He's clean and articulate, and I think would make some household a fine butler. If he finds the right family, the kids can even call him "Unca Tom".
Amen.