[Justina Thyme]

Re: Pray for the success of my endevor

So they're a couple of homo eunuch primates, who are 'nice' to each other? Sounds like Liberace and Scott Thorson. I hope you don't let them play together too much.

Oh, no, Brother Nobar, I certainly do not leave them on their own! When I'm not around, they are supervised by two certified veterinary assistants. Here's a pic of them (I apologize for the quality; it was taken by a babysitter cam):



I did have a talk with the guys about letting Timmy and Tommy play on the coffee table like that, and they promised it would not happen again.

[ForGodsSake]

Re: Pray for the success of my endevor

A family friend borrowed my camera before the New year and haven't returned it yet. So, I'll have to wait a little bit.

Providing you have not faded away to nothing that is.

[narrowpathy]

Re: Pray for the success of my endevor

Well narrowhead, how's the fasting thing going? We're waiting for photos.

A family friend borrowed my camera before the New year and haven't returned it yet. So, I'll have to wait a little bit.

[Bourbon_Swiller]

Re: Pray for the success of my endevor

I'll buy you a bourbon.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Pray for the success of my endevor

I'm wondering about the efficacy of this product in terms of blessing your endeavor.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCbAD...eature=related

Brother Popoff is a Godly man. Unfortunately, you are a Godless mormoon, so he can't help you.

Why don't you tell us about yourself in the "introductions" thread, heathen?

[Mormonite]

Re: Pray for the success of my endevor

I'm wondering about the efficacy of this product in terms of blessing your endeavor.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCbADp9Xh4A&feature=related

[SUV]

Re: Pray for the success of my endevor

Well narrowhead, how's the fasting thing going? We're waiting for photos.

He's been quiet for some time now, Pastor. Perhaps he dried up and blew away.

[Nobar King]

Re: Pray for the success of my endevor

They're neutered, of course, because they're both males and if there's anything I won't tolerate besides evilutionism, it's homerism in humans or animals. Additionally, neutering has also made them quite docile.

So they're a couple of homo eunuch primates, who are 'nice' to each other? Sounds like Liberace and Scott Thorson. I hope you don't let them play together too much.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Pray for the success of my endevor

Well narrowhead, how's the fasting thing going? We're waiting for photos.

[Justina Thyme]

Re: Pray for the success of my endevor

Miss Thyme, are you aware that there's an evolutionist on your shoulder in your avatar?

Oh, no, Sister JennyD; thank you for your concern, but that's just one of my two pet monkeys. That's Timmy. Or Tommy. It's difficult to tell them apart because their markings are so similar. I would never tolerate the presence of an evilutionist. They're neutered, of course (the monkeys, I mean, not the evilutionists, although that would be a splendid idea, wouldn't it? ), because they're both males and if there's anything I won't tolerate besides evilutionism, it's homerism in humans or animals. Additionally, neutering has also made them quite docile, so I can carry them around on my shoulder without fear that they'll try to rip my face off again.

[JennyD]

Re: Pray for the success of my endevor

Miss Thyme, are you aware that there's an evolutionist on your shoulder in your avatar?

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: Pray for the success of my endevor

I'm thinking that he needs to protest something to make this all worthwhile - get the Mainstream Media involved, reporters on the scene, CNN, Christiane Amanpour, satellite trucks, maybe even a special guest appearance on Oprah, and a cameo on Letterman. There could be a book deal in this too - "Narrowpathy - My Path to Jesus".

[Talitha]

Re: Pray for the success of my endevor

We once had a Nigra Servant. We got him down in the Cellar cleaning, just as Nigras know best.
Anyway, we forgot he was there!
Locked up the house went away for 3 months. Got back home and this Nigras family were whooping and hollering about Daddy in the Cellar.
Anyway, we unlocked the doors and there he still was!!

Dead as a Doornail.

But I'm sure he was one happy Nigra

Not sure what the point of my story was but it just reminded me that my Cellar needs another clean.

Happy days.

Praise Jesus.

[JennyD]

Re: Pray for the success of my endevor

Narrowpathetic, why not do your fasting WHILE working a second job? That way, you could save up even MORE money for Jesus! If that's not love, I don't know what is!

Also, be sure to take out a home equity line on your house and send Jesus the maximum you can draw.

Do you have a 401(k) or other retirement savings account?

Credit cards?

Any jewelry you can sell? Gold fillings?

Imagine all the money you could give to Jesus via that handy PrayPal button!

I'll be praying for you.

[ForGodsSake]

Re: Pray for the success of my endevor

Why stop at the not eating and drinking. You could make it more believable and go and sit in the middle of the desert and maybe set up a web cam somehow so we can all watch you fade away at a rapid rate. Be a good Friday night entertainment to watch.