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    Please pray for my success in University Challenge

    So there is a national TV game show called university challenge and I just tried out for my University team who hopefully will qualify for the televised rounds. I assured them I knew all about the Bible, and I think I did well at the 50 test questions.

    Now all I need is some praying! Hopefully God will fulfil my ambitions!
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    Re: Please pray for my success in University Challenge

    I will pray, but if the biblical knowledge you've displayed here is any indication, we will all have to come together and pray very, very hard.
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      Re: Please pray for my success in University Challenge

      I'd have to look it up, but I'm pretty sure Big J said intellectuals were all goin' t' hell. That's what they done told me growing up at Modesto Christian School, where the Unsaved pay triple tuition.

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        Re: Please pray for my success in University Challenge

        Originally posted by Unfalsifiable View Post
        So there is a national TV game show called university challenge and I just tried out for my University team who hopefully will qualify for the televised rounds. I assured them I knew all about the Bible, and I think I did well at the 50 test questions.

        Now all I need is some praying! Hopefully God will fulfil my ambitions!
        Your ambitions?

        Matthew 23:11-12: But he that is greatest among you shall be your servant. And whosoever shall exalt himself shall be abased; and he that shall humble himself shall be exalted.

        Young man, I will pray that God may grant you some humility.
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          Re: Please pray for my success in University Challenge

          Originally posted by StreetPreacherLew View Post
          I'd have to look it up, but I'm pretty sure Big J said intellectuals were all goin' t' hell. That's what they done told me growing up at Modesto Christian School, where the Unsaved pay triple tuition.
          Praise Jesus, I believe you're right on that one. No egg-heads in Heaven, thank you very much.

          Unfalse, I keep you in my prayers every night, not to get you on some secular TV show where they perform like monkeys in the zoo, but rather to guide you more firmly to Jesus. It seems to me that you are floating your boat on the rough and unpredictable seas of "logic" and "philosophies," veering toward Christ's love on one day and then twoards satan's deceits on another.

          I pray that you step back and let Jesus take the wheel. Only He can guide you through the rough seas of life. Trust Him, unflasie, not Karl Marx.
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            Re: Please pray for my success in University Challenge

            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
            Praise Jesus, I believe you're right on that one. No egg-heads in Heaven, thank you very much.

            Unfalse, I keep you in my prayers every night, not to get you on some secular TV show where they perform like monkeys in the zoo, but rather to guide you more firmly to Jesus. It seems to me that you are floating your boat on the rough and unpredictable seas of "logic" and "philosophies," veering toward Christ's love on one day and then twoards satan's deceits on another.

            I pray that you step back and let Jesus take the wheel. Only He can guide you through the rough seas of life. Trust Him, unflasie, not Karl Marx.
            Aww man, what If i promise to do my best to convert Jeremy Paxman?

            I probably wont get on the show though... 200 tried out for our team and only 4 get through.
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            • #7
              Re: Please pray for my success in University Challenge

              Originally posted by Unfalsifiable View Post
              Aww man, what If i promise to do my best to convert Jeremy Paxman?

              I probably wont get on the show though... 200 tried out for our team and only 4 get through.
              Four Unsaved Heathens....

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              • #8
                Re: Please pray for my success in University Challenge

                1 Corinthians 1:19 For it is written, I will destroy the wisdom of the wise, and will bring to nothing the understanding of the prudent.
                20 Where is the wise? where is the scribe? where is the disputer of this world? hath not God made foolish the wisdom of this world?
                21 For after that in the wisdom of God the world by wisdom knew not God, it pleased God by the foolishness of preaching to save them that believe.
                22 For the Jews require a sign, and the Greeks seek after wisdom:
                23 But we preach Christ crucified, unto the Jews a stumblingblock, and unto the Greeks foolishness;
                24 But unto them which are called, both Jews and Greeks, Christ the power of God, and the wisdom of God.
                25 Because the foolishness of God is wiser than men; and the weakness of God is stronger than men.
                26 For ye see your calling, brethren, how that not many wise men after the flesh, not many mighty, not many noble, are called:
                27 But God hath chosen the foolish things of the world to confound the wise; and God hath chosen the weak things of the world to confound the things which are mighty;

                Besides, University Challenge is for perverts. Did you know they ask questions about Star Trek slash fiction now? Better to just stick to the Bible.
                O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



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                • #9
                  Re: Please pray for my success in University Challenge

                  I don't see how being vastly knowledgeable makes you wise. I think God would be happy to see me on there.
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                  • #10
                    Re: Please pray for my success in University Challenge

                    Originally posted by Unfalsifiable View Post
                    I don't see how being vastly knowledgeable makes you wise. I think God would be happy to see me on there.
                    What's going to be your answer if you are asked, "How old is the Earth?"
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                    • #11
                      Re: Please pray for my success in University Challenge

                      Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                      What's going to be your answer if you are asked, "How old is the Earth?"
                      Not sure, Pslams say about 6000, so how old would it be now?

                      Of course God has set the world up to LOOK older then that to scientists but it isn't actually as old as it looks.
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                      • #12
                        Re: Please pray for my success in University Challenge

                        Originally posted by Unfalsifiable View Post
                        I don't see how being vastly knowledgeable makes you wise. I think God would be happy to see me on there.
                        I very seriously doubt that God watches the BBC.

                        Originally posted by Unfalsifiable View Post
                        Not sure, Pslams say about 6000, so how old would it be now? Of course God has set the world up to LOOK older then that to scientists but it isn't actually as old as it looks.
                        Hmmm. You might be OK on that TV show after all.

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                          Re: Please pray for my success in University Challenge

                          I googled your show. It looks kind of like our "Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader", but with British philosophy students instead of American fifth graders. So it's pretty much the same thing, except with goofy accents and bad teeth.

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                            Re: Please pray for my success in University Challenge

                            I shall pray for you, Brother Unfalsifiable. You do have sense enough to remember that you are, first and foremost, a Christian, no matter how tempting the ways of the world.
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