[Jedediah]

Re: Let's all pray for God to heal Aimee's stump hands.

He's calling it A Farewell to Arms: The Aimee Copeland Story.

I guess My Daughter is a Wanton Trollop who Shook Her Fist at God and Got His Cup of Wrath Poured over Her Head was already taken?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Let's all pray for God to heal Aimee's stump hands.

I heard that her father is already writing a biography of her, under the assumption that her hands won't grow back! He's calling it A Farewell to Arms: The Aimee Copeland Story.

I, for one, will not be buying it.

[God'sMiddleFinger]

Re: Let's all pray for God to heal Aimee's stump hands.

I bet she's got a smelly stinkwhistle.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: Let's all pray for God to heal Aimee's stump hands.

Perhaps there's some unrepentant sin she's harboring. She may not even know it, that happens sometimes.

I just hope she'll hear the prompting of the Holy Spirit whispering to her what she needs to confess before it's too late and she dies in this state of disrepair.

Wonderful observation, Sister. It seems we have these two issues, questions as to the soul of Aimee, and then as you note, her state of disrepair.

Perhaps we are praying for both and should focus on only one issue at a time.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Let's all pray for God to heal Aimee's stump hands.

Perhaps there's some unrepentant sin she's harboring. She may not even know it, that happens sometimes.

I just hope she'll hear the prompting of the Holy Spirit whispering to her what she needs to confess before it's too late and she dies in this state of disrepair.

Therefore, confess your sins to one another, and pray for one another so that you may be healed. The effective prayer of a righteous man can accomplish much.
James 5:16

[Jedediah]

Re: Let's all pray for God to heal Aimee's stump hands.

Have we tried praying together in groups, rather than praying individually? I have found this to be more effective, since it allows us to harness the full power of Jesus.

Matthew 18:20
For where two or three are gathered together in my name, there am I in the midst of them.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Let's all pray for Aimee

Yes, they do that. Last year I was walking with my oldest brother Enoch. He suddenly dropped to his knees and had excruciating chest pain. I also dropped to my knees and prayed to my savior Jesus Christ for help. Others panicked and called the paramedics who administered CPR and rushed him to hospital. I was then on my own praying for another two hours until I knew that He had answered my prayers.

Enoch is fine now apart from total paralysis. I tried to speak to the local media about this miracle but they are just not interested. No doubt too busy covering local gay pride events.

YIC

Jack

I have an idea: let's pray that anyone wrathfully imprecating poor Amy's Godly family die suddenly from a heart attack so that they are unable to pray against us. Then our prayers will be the only one's that God hears and Amy will be suddenly and miraculously healed!

[Jack O'fagan]

Re: Let's all pray for Aimee

There must be some counter prayer taking place. Or perhaps the liberally biased media is trying to maintain the illusion that there are no miracles.

Yes, they do that. Last year I was walking with my oldest brother Enoch. He suddenly dropped to his knees and had excruciating chest pain. I also dropped to my knees and prayed to my savior Jesus Christ for help. Others panicked and called the paramedics who administered CPR and rushed him to hospital. I was then on my own praying for another two hours until I knew that He had answered my prayers.

Enoch is fine now apart from total paralysis. I tried to speak to the local media about this miracle but they are just not interested. No doubt too busy covering local gay pride events.

YIC

Jack

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Let's all pray for Aimee

I've been praying for a while now but I am yet to see any newspaper headlines about miraculous regrowth. What could be going wrong?

There must be some counter prayer taking place. Or perhaps the liberally biased media is trying to maintain the illusion that there are no miracles.

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Let's all pray for Aimee

I've been praying for a while now but I am yet to see any newspaper headlines about miraculous regrowth. What could be going wrong?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Let's all pray for Aimee

Amen brother.

How's she supposed to give me a foot rub?

She's still got a tongue, Brother!

[Mistress Cookie]

Re: Let's all pray for God to heal Aimee's stump hands.

Sometimes vain people create situations like this as a desperate bid for attention.

Don't fall for it!

Psalm 119:37 Turn my eyes from looking at worthless things; and give me life in your ways.

[Deaner]

Re: Let's all pray for Aimee

So what is she a retard?

Amen brother.

How's she supposed to give me a foot rub?

[Mistress Cookie]

Re: Let's all pray for God to heal Aimee's stump hands.

I just had a horrible thought.

Could Miss Copeland's hands have been blighted by God™ because this "sassy" young woman was touching herself inappropriately?

And what does that say about her FOOT?

I'm getting more and more leery of this whole situation...
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[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Let's all pray for God to heal Aimee's stump hands.

Brother Johnathan could be right, maybe God is just making an example of the girl. I mean, he killed Lot's wife just for turning and taking a peek at His handiwork.

I thought God did that to provide Lot with a source of wealth for the coming years, considering all his possessions were destroyed.

Salt was very precious in those days. Lot no doubt broke his saline spouse into pieces and sold her off.

God could have turned Aimee into something equally valuable, like gold, or Bibles.