[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Let's all pray for God to heal Aimee's stump hands.

I have reason to suspect Aimee had it coming, and for a good Biblically supported reason.

I find myself in agreement with my esteemed colleague, brother Portway. She dressed too slutty back in her days.

Atleast now she has been humbled, and will live the rest of her life as a pathetic cripple. You have been warned, Christ deniers.

Brother Johnathan could be right, maybe God is just making an example of the girl. I mean, he killed Lot's wife just for turning and taking a peek at His handiwork.

I'm starting to sense that we aren't of one mind on this Aimee person. I mean, if y'all are going to pray for her, I'm on board. But if she is just a whore that's been punished by God, then she really doesn't deserve our prayers.

I'm no Pastor, so I'll do what y'all decide. I'd hate to pray for someone who didn't deserve it though.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Let's all pray for God to heal Aimee's stump hands.

There was no mention of it (probably out of common decency) but seeing the girl was such a slut, I bet she had to have her cooter removed too.

Never the less, I'll pray for the whore. Even degenerate prostitutes deserve a chance at redemption. I hope they take a ten pictures a day of her uncovered stumps and make it into a movie showing the all encompassing power of Jesus healing her. It would be about 150,000 frames. So that would be a movie spanning 41 years. I bet Lifetime would pick up the rights.

[Mistress Cookie]

Re: Let's all pray for God to heal Aimee's stump hands.

If God™ doesn't make her limbs grow back, I hope He™ calls her home soon.....or she just has the good grace to DIE.

How can she keep a home, or do a family's cooking if she doesn't have any hands, and just one foot? I mean excuse me, but she BARELY HAS A LEG TO STAND ON.

What husband should have to put up with that?
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[Jedediah]

Re: Let's all pray for God to heal Aimee's stump hands.

All things are possible through Christ (Philippians 4:13), and I have personally witnessed my fair share of signs and wonders, including spontaneous regeneration of amputated limbs. I know what I saw. Such things are not without precedent.

However, this young lady is promiscuous, shows no indication of having accepted Christ as her personal LORD and Savior, and was smote by God specifically to serve as a warning for others, lest dressing like a slut become even more prevalent in the society of the Godless. If she wants Jesus to heal her stumps, she's got a lot of grovelling ahead of her.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Let's all pray for God to heal Aimee's stump hands.

I think I know why The Lord made those flesh bacteria eat her hands, leg, and foot off. Just look at her, she used to dress like a total whore!

Now, I'm not saying we shouldn't pray for her, we totally should, but I think we also need to pray that she got God's message.

I never thought of it that way, Brother Captain Portway. Surely she did not find the LORD's favor, dressing like a wanton hussy. Maybe, just maybe, her experience will be the wake-up call Americans need to recognize that time is short and any day Jesus will come. (2 Peter 3:10) Living their lives to suit the desires of society will only last so long. Aimee is living proof that at any time the LORD can take away all our creature comforts, as is His divine and perfect right.

Here, I'll get us started:


Lord, we ask that you not only make Aimee Copeland's hands, leg, and foot grow back, but that You reach into her slutty heart and turn her into a modest and chaste young lady, so that You won't have to mercifully smite her yet again for offending You. I ask this knowing she probably doesn't deserve it, but since she has touched the hearts of several True Christians™, we figured You could do us a solid on this one, being that we are Your chosen people and all. In Your Holy name I pray, amen.

Amen!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Let's all pray for God to heal Aimee's stump hands.

Brother Johnathan could be right, maybe God is just making an example of the girl. I mean, he killed Lot's wife just for turning and taking a peek at His handiwork.

I thought God did that to provide Lot with a source of wealth for the coming years, considering all his possessions were destroyed.

Salt was very precious in those days. Lot no doubt broke his saline spouse into pieces and sold her off.

God could have turned Aimee into something equally valuable, like gold, or Bibles.

[Mistress Cookie]

Re: Let's all pray for God to heal Aimee's stump hands.

I just had a horrible thought.

Could Miss Copeland's hands have been blighted by God™ because this "sassy" young woman was touching herself inappropriately?

And what does that say about her FOOT?

I'm getting more and more leery of this whole situation...
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[Deaner]

Re: Let's all pray for Aimee

So what is she a retard?

Amen brother.

How's she supposed to give me a foot rub?

[Mistress Cookie]

Re: Let's all pray for God to heal Aimee's stump hands.

Sometimes vain people create situations like this as a desperate bid for attention.

Don't fall for it!

Psalm 119:37 Turn my eyes from looking at worthless things; and give me life in your ways.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Let's all pray for Aimee

Amen brother.

How's she supposed to give me a foot rub?

She's still got a tongue, Brother!

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Let's all pray for Aimee

I've been praying for a while now but I am yet to see any newspaper headlines about miraculous regrowth. What could be going wrong?

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Let's all pray for Aimee

I've been praying for a while now but I am yet to see any newspaper headlines about miraculous regrowth. What could be going wrong?

There must be some counter prayer taking place. Or perhaps the liberally biased media is trying to maintain the illusion that there are no miracles.

[Jack O'fagan]

Re: Let's all pray for Aimee

There must be some counter prayer taking place. Or perhaps the liberally biased media is trying to maintain the illusion that there are no miracles.

Yes, they do that. Last year I was walking with my oldest brother Enoch. He suddenly dropped to his knees and had excruciating chest pain. I also dropped to my knees and prayed to my savior Jesus Christ for help. Others panicked and called the paramedics who administered CPR and rushed him to hospital. I was then on my own praying for another two hours until I knew that He had answered my prayers.

Enoch is fine now apart from total paralysis. I tried to speak to the local media about this miracle but they are just not interested. No doubt too busy covering local gay pride events.

YIC

Jack

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Let's all pray for Aimee

Yes, they do that. Last year I was walking with my oldest brother Enoch. He suddenly dropped to his knees and had excruciating chest pain. I also dropped to my knees and prayed to my savior Jesus Christ for help. Others panicked and called the paramedics who administered CPR and rushed him to hospital. I was then on my own praying for another two hours until I knew that He had answered my prayers.

Enoch is fine now apart from total paralysis. I tried to speak to the local media about this miracle but they are just not interested. No doubt too busy covering local gay pride events.

YIC

Jack

I have an idea: let's pray that anyone wrathfully imprecating poor Amy's Godly family die suddenly from a heart attack so that they are unable to pray against us. Then our prayers will be the only one's that God hears and Amy will be suddenly and miraculously healed!

[Jedediah]

Re: Let's all pray for God to heal Aimee's stump hands.

Have we tried praying together in groups, rather than praying individually? I have found this to be more effective, since it allows us to harness the full power of Jesus.

Matthew 18:20
For where two or three are gathered together in my name, there am I in the midst of them.