[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Let's all pray for Aimee

I think we should try that. Perhaps we could make little hands for her out of spit clay. John 9:6-7 That probably won't work, come to think of it. It probably needs to be Jesus' spit. I don't think we have any of that, do we?

You just might be able to get some:

Matthew 18:20
For where two or three are gathered together in my name, there am I in the midst of them.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Let's all pray for Aimee

I think we should try that. Perhaps we could make little hands for her out of spit clay. John 9:6-7 That probably won't work, come to think of it. It probably needs to be Jesus' spit. I don't think we have any of that, do we?

Well, the Catholics would probably tell you they could transmogrify you buckets of Jesus's loogies, but no, I don't think Landover is in the possession of ANY of our Lord's blessed bodily fluids. And if we did have some stashed away, I don't imagine we'd waste it on some maroon who fell off of zip line and caught the creeping crud.

[Angelie]

Re: Let's all pray for Aimee

I hope the family knows what must be done what once a leprosy has been cured. I don't want to bore everyone with the details, which can all be found in Leviticus 14, but it involves finding a Jewish priest to kill a bird, the victim to completely shave and then take a bath in the bird's blood, then the sacrifice of two lambs (or, for poor people, one lamb either two turtledoves or two pigeons). "This is the law of leprosy." Leviticus 14:57

I think we should try that. Perhaps we could make little hands for her out of spit clay. John 9:6-7 That probably won't work, come to think of it. It probably needs to be Jesus' spit. I don't think we have any of that, do we?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Let's all pray for Aimee

Right. Which part of that so-called God is worth praying to, again?

The part that will burn you alive for all time in His Lake of Fire if you don't.

[Didymus Much]

Re: Let's all pray for Aimee

Oh the poor dear!
I'll pray for her to cope as well as possible with her injuries...

And that's going to help how?

... God is bound to help her with her pain and suffering.

Let's see: God, who is omnipotent (that means He can cure her injuries completely and restore her missing limbs as easily as just slightly reducing the suffering she'll endure for the rest of her life) hasn't bothered to wave His hand (or whatever it is He does at miracle time) and cure her effortlessly, is somehow obligated to help her "deal" with the pain and suffering He inflicted by His Glorious Will...

Right. Which part of that so-called God is worth praying to, again?

[Rev. Waynetta Kerr]

Re: Let's all pray for Aimee

Oh the poor dear!

I'll pray for her to cope as well as possible with her injuries. God is bound to help her with her pain and suffering.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Let's all pray for Aimee

Not to worry, it's been cured. No more flesh-eating bacteria. Just an opportunity for God to demonstrate His Glorious Healing Power!

Amen. With the sheer quantity of amputees who have been instantaneously healed by the Lord throughout recorded history, I fully expect that she will be in the kitchen washing dishes before the week is up. The Lord God is always healing amputees.

If of course she is not healed, it will be because she did not ask God.

Matthew 7:7

King James Version (KJV)

7 Ask, and it shall be given you; seek, and ye shall find; knock, and it shall be opened unto you:

I wonder why she hasn't asked God to be healed yet. Perhaps she has more important things to pray about right now. That's okay, God will be there to heal her when having arms and legs reaches the top of her to-do list.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Let's all pray for Aimee

I think that Aimee is a remarkable young woman to carry herself with such courage and energy after this terrible tragedy. She is an inspiration to everyone who is facing a challenge in life, from the mundane to the life-threatening. I am so glad that her faith, her loving family, and her strenght of character have sustained her. Thank you, Landover Baptist, for inspiring me to write a sermon for next Sunday about this great human being.

You are quite welcome. Upon what street corner will you be delivering it?

[StarrKingGrad]

Re: Let's all pray for Aimee

I think that Aimee is a remarkable young woman to carry herself with such courage and energy after this terrible tragedy. She is an inspiration to everyone who is facing a challenge in life, from the mundane to the life-threatening. I am so glad that her faith, her loving family, and her strenght of character have sustained her. Thank you, Landover Baptist, for inspiring me to write a sermon for next Sunday about this great human being.

[WWJDnow]

Re: Let's all pray for Aimee

Not to worry, it's been cured. No more flesh-eating bacteria. Just an opportunity for God to demonstrate His Glorious Healing Power!

I hope the family knows what must be done what once a leprosy has been cured. I don't want to bore everyone with the details, which can all be found in Leviticus 14, but it involves finding a Jewish priest to kill a bird, the victim to completely shave and then take a bath in the bird's blood, then the sacrifice of two lambs (or, for poor people, one lamb either two turtledoves or two pigeons). "This is the law of leprosy." Leviticus 14:57

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Let's all pray for Aimee

OH SWEET JESUS GET IT AWAY FROM ME!

Not to worry, it's been cured. No more flesh-eating bacteria. Just an opportunity for God to demonstrate His Glorious Healing Power!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Let's all pray for Aimee

She's Aimee Copeland.

OH SWEET JESUS GET IT AWAY FROM ME!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Let's all pray for Aimee

No I meant this Aimee character. Is she a spastic of some kind? Some kind of cripple whom Jesus has chosen not to heal?

She's Aimee Copeland.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Let's all pray for Aimee

Who, Isabel? No, she's from Brooklyn.

No I meant this Aimee character. Is she a spastic of some kind? Some kind of cripple whom Jesus has chosen not to heal?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Let's all pray for Aimee

So what is she a retard?

Who, Isabel? No, she's from Brooklyn.