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  • #1

    Pray evil Nicole Kidman is PARALYZED next time

    It was sooooooooooo clooooooooooose.....

    EVIL evil international temptress for satan Nicole Kidman was wriggling and prancing down the street in sin-filled New York City WHEN A BICYCLE RAN HER OVER!

    "Now Why Is This Not Posted in the All Aboard the Hell Train thread," you ask?

    Because the evil sorceress called upon all her satanic Hollywood-Harry-Potter-associated powers, and unfortunately LIVED.

    Still, we're going in the right direction, here.



    And here is actual collision footage. (I've played this again and again! Woooooooooo!)

    OH, PRAISE ! !

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    Re: Pray evil Nicole Kidman is PARALYZED next time

    Heehee! That was funny!

    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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    • #3
      Re: Pray evil Nicole Kidman is PARALYZED next time

      I don't know who Mrs. Kidman is, but you ladies certainly are catty.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • #4
        Re: Pray evil Nicole Kidman is PARALYZED next time

        Are there any updates about her evil condition?

        I want her at least to have whiplash...

        Keep praying....!

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        • #5
          Re: Pray evil Nicole Kidman is PARALYZED next time

          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
          I don't know who Mrs. Kidman is, but you ladies certainly are catty.
          She's an ex-Scientologist, if you can ever be an ex-Scientologist. I'm not convinced.
          2 Timothy 3:16

          All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:


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          • #6
            Re: Pray evil Nicole Kidman is PARALYZED next time

            I've heard that woman is a lesbo.
            -The Parable of the white laundry and the black man
            -Scientific proof that GAY SEX IS UNHYGIENIC!
            -Holocaust Jokes
            -Diarrhea: The Va​ginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals
            -Anne Frank vs. Adolf Hitler: Who was the worse person?
            -10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE!
            -5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!
            -Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!

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            • #7
              Re: Pray evil Nicole Kidman is PARALYZED next time

              Look at the photos, and more shall be revealed to yee.

              She is a GINGER. And she doesn't even try to HIDE it.

              More prayer. Squash her. Like God(tm)s bicycle was supposed to.

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              • #8
                Re: Pray evil Nicole Kidman is PARALYZED next time

                Why, oh wow did Christ miss His chance when this harlot was in His Power?

                The answer is clear - we haven't been faithful to Jesus enough.

                Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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                • #9
                  Re: Pray evil Nicole Kidman is PARALYZED next time

                  Maybe the Baby Jesus™ is luring her into a false sense of security. She now thinks she can cheat death? WELL YOU CAN' CHEAT GOD™, as she'll soon learn.

                  A storm is brewing.

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                  • #10
                    Re: Pray evil Nicole Kidman is PARALYZED next time

                    Originally posted by Mistress Cookie View Post
                    Maybe the Baby Jesus™ is luring her into a false sense of security. She now thinks she can cheat death? WELL YOU CAN' CHEAT GOD™, as she'll soon learn.

                    A storm is brewing.
                    Maybe she will suffer the same destiny like Sharon Tate. God is just waiting until she is pregnant.
                    -The Parable of the white laundry and the black man
                    -Scientific proof that GAY SEX IS UNHYGIENIC!
                    -Holocaust Jokes
                    -Diarrhea: The Va​ginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals
                    -Anne Frank vs. Adolf Hitler: Who was the worse person?
                    -10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE!
                    -5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!
                    -Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!

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                    • #11
                      Re: Pray evil Nicole Kidman is PARALYZED next time

                      Typical NYC slut, spread out over the filthy sidewalk like a 10th Avenue tunnel rat.

                      Why do these criminal whores from 'Down Under' feel the need to foul up the US of A.

                      Jude 1:4
                      For there are certain men crept in unawares, who were before of old ordained to this condemnation, ungodly men, turning the grace of our God into lasciviousness, and denying the only Lord God, and our Lord Jesus Christ.
                      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                      • #12
                        Re: Pray evil Nicole Kidman is PARALYZED next time

                        I'm convinced we didn't pray hard enough since there is simply no reason why an angel couldn't have pried loose a spoke as she went down and taken out an eye. But every little victory against evil is a victory nonetheless.

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                        • #13
                          Re: Pray evil Nicole Kidman is PARALYZED next time

                          She hasn't even got one of her people to take the price tag off the bottom of those new shoes.



                          How unutterably VULGAR is that?
                          2 Timothy 3:16

                          All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:


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                          • #14
                            Re: Pray evil Nicole Kidman is PARALYZED next time

                            Originally posted by Attila's Wife View Post
                            She hasn't even got one of her people to take the price tag off the bottom of those new shoes.



                            How unutterably VULGAR is that?


                            Since she is now without a husband she probably had them on approval and was busy taking them back.
                            Isaiah 66:15

                            For behold, the Lord wil come with fire, and with his charets like a whirlewinde, to render his anger with furie, and his rebuke with flames of fire.

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                            • #15
                              Re: Pray evil Nicole Kidman is PARALYZED next time

                              Originally posted by Thomas Taylor View Post
                              Since she is now without a husband she probably had them on approval and was busy taking them back.
                              Heh - like her, they are now damaged goods.
                              2 Timothy 3:16

                              All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:


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