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  • Jack Rankan
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    Re: Please pray that God kills my younger brother

    Originally posted by Attila's Wife View Post
    Thank you, Sister Mary Etheldreda, for reminding us that there are no shortcuts to Salvation.

    I yearn for the gentle touch of Pastor Zeke's hand, for only then I will know that I am Truly Saved.

    Bless you, Sister.

    YiC
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    That as well. Still a lot of work to get my soul as pure as other True Christians™, but I will do my best, if it's for making baby Jesus happy, nothing is too hard.

    I swear, one day I will shake Pastor Zekes hand and will be called a True Christian™, but untill then - I'll do the best I can and more.

    YiC,
    Jack Rankan

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  • Attila's Wife
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    Re: Please pray that God kills my younger brother

    Thank you, Sister Mary Etheldreda, for reminding us that there are no shortcuts to Salvation.

    I yearn for the gentle touch of Pastor Zeke's hand, for only then I will know that I am Truly Saved.

    Bless you, Sister.

    YiC
    AW

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  • Jack Rankan
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    Re: Please pray that God kills my younger brother

    Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
    It is true, dear, that Freehold is essentially the front porch of Heaven, and no closer can one be to Jesus but to shake the hands of our esteemed Pastor Zeke, but until the Department of Faith clears you and your family, we will not be seeing you on this side of our own Pearly and Iron Gates.

    Darn shame, but, rules are rules. Extra hours of Bible study it is then

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  • Mary Etheldreda
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    Re: Please pray that God kills my younger brother

    Originally posted by Jack Rankan View Post
    Amen!

    This sunday, I'm taking my whole family to the church in Freehold for a celebration, what beter way to celebrate than praysing Jesus? None, I tell you!

    See you all there!
    It is true, dear, that Freehold is essentially the front porch of Heaven, and no closer can one be to Jesus but to shake the hands of our esteemed Pastor Zeke, but until the Department of Faith clears you and your family, we will not be seeing you on this side of our own Pearly and Iron Gates.

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  • Attila's Wife
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    Re: Please pray that God kills my younger brother

    Originally posted by Jack Rankan View Post
    Thank you for all the support and prayers, brothers and siters. Last night my former brother died in the house fire. He was watching pornography in his flat and fell asleap. Just as he dozed off, his TV set shorted out and caught on fire. My former brother burned alive, isn't God allmighty wonderfull? Hallelujah!!!
    PRAISE HIM!

    And burned too - that will save your family the expense of a funeral. Our Lord thinks of everything.

    YiC
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  • Jack Rankan
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    Re: Please pray that God kills my younger brother

    Amen!

    This sunday, I'm taking my whole family to the church in Freehold for a celebration, what beter way to celebrate than praysing Jesus? None, I tell you!

    See you all there!

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  • Brother Larry
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    Re: Please pray that God kills my younger brother

    Originally posted by Jack Rankan View Post
    Thank you for all the support and prayers, brothers and siters. Last night my former brother died in the house fire. He was watching pornography in his flat and fell asleap. Just as he dozed off, his TV set shorted out and caught on fire. My former brother burned alive, isn't God allmighty wonderfull? Hallelujah!!!

    I'm overjoyed to get that satan worshiping black sheep out of my family for good, now I can sleep at peace knowing he won't be comming back to slit my throat and that he recieved just Divine punishment!


    GLORY to GOD!

    1 Peter 3:12 For the eyes of the Lord are ouer the righteous, and his eares are open vnto their prayers: but the face of the Lord is against them that doe euill.

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  • Richard de Goddeley
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    Re: Please pray that God kills my younger brother

    Originally posted by Mark L. Snyde, PhD View Post
    And the atheist scientists would have us believe there is no power in prayer. Yet time and time again prayers are answered. They seem to simply ignore data that doesn't fit there Jesus-hating models.
    No data fits into their models. That is why they make up so many lies in their feeble attempts to lure those to weak to see the truth around us! God is everything! Who do you think invented their models, charts, and diagrams? William Playfair? NAY! THE ALMIGHTY IS EVERYWHERE IN ALL THINGS!

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  • Mark L. Snyde, PhD
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    Re: Please pray that God kills my younger brother

    Originally posted by Jack Rankan View Post
    Thank you for all the support and prayers, brothers and siters. Last night my former brother died in the house fire. He was watching pornography in his flat and fell asleap. Just as he dozed off, his TV set shorted out and caught on fire. My former brother burned alive, isn't God allmighty wonderfull? Hallelujah!!!

    I'm overjoyed to get that satan worshiping black sheep out of my family for good, now I can sleep at peace knowing he won't be comming back to slit my throat and that he recieved just Divine punishment!
    And the atheist scientists would have us believe there is no power in prayer. Yet time and time again prayers are answered. They seem to simply ignore data that doesn't fit there Jesus-hating models.

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  • Jack Rankan
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    Re: Please pray that God kills my younger brother

    Thank you for all the support and prayers, brothers and siters. Last night my former brother died in the house fire. He was watching pornography in his flat and fell asleap. Just as he dozed off, his TV set shorted out and caught on fire. My former brother burned alive, isn't God allmighty wonderfull? Hallelujah!!!

    I'm overjoyed to get that satan worshiping black sheep out of my family for good, now I can sleep at peace knowing he won't be comming back to slit my throat and that he recieved just Divine punishment!

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  • Mistress Cookie
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    Re: Please pray that God kills my younger brother

    Originally posted by Jack Rankan View Post
    What is wrong with you, you sicko? I come asking for help in my hour of need and you mock me? How twisted and cruel can one be?
    I am sorry a (former) loved one has betrayed you in such a base and selfish way. But while I would not tell your (former) brother this -- it would only swell them up even more with horrid pride -- he has actually done you a great service by moving to France.

    1st) He will probably die of Herpes there, and your problem will be over.

    2.) God tells us we must live ISOLATED from the wretched God-Mockers!


    Leviticus 10:10 And that ye may put difference between holy and unholy, and between unclean and clean;


    With a vast ocean between you two, you will now be safe from him slitting your throat in the night with his atheist friends, and drinking your blood.

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  • WWJDnow
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    Re: Please pray that God kills my younger brother

    Originally posted by hallokittyisgreat View Post
    you should not pray for God to kill your brother. If he did that, your brother would go to hell
    If he didn't want to go to Hell, he shouldn't have abandoned God and the United States of America.

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  • A Follower
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    Re: Please pray that God kills my younger brother

    Originally posted by winstonsomething View Post
    How presumptuous. How do you know what a God thinks? If you are sure, you consider yourself unfallible. Which is one level with god. Which I am pretty sure is not what the holy bible tells you.
    When God says in plain words the exact opposite of what a heathen says, then it is not presumptuous to say God disagrees with the heathen. As a matter of fact it is about the only thing you can say without lying. When this is backed up with Biblical proof, as the post you quoted was, then it takes a huge amount of cognitive dissonance to claim the opposite.

    On the other hand what is presumptuous is claiming that God's Will cannot be determined, even though we have His Word available. What is even more presumptuous is claiming that you're pretty sure about what is and is not in the Holy Bible, when you yourself have never read it; Luke 6:40 clearly tells us that we who follow the Law perfectly are like the Master.

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  • John Creeser
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    Re: Please pray that God kills my younger brother

    Originally posted by winstonsomething View Post
    How presumptuous. How do you know what a God thinks?
    You do have a case of the retard don't you boy? We know what God thinks because every single True Christian(tm) has read the Bible.

    John 5:39 Search the scriptures; for in them ye think ye have eternal life: and they are they which testify of me.

    2nd Timothy 3:16 All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:

    What does "think" about faggots?

    Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

    What does God think about cursing?

    Colossians 3:8 But now ye also put off all these; anger, wrath, malice, blasphemy, filthy communication out of your mouth.

    What does God think about your wife?

    1st Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

    1st Corinthians 11:9 Neither was the man created for the woman; but the woman for the man.

    1st Corinthians 14:34 Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience, as also saith the law.
    1st Corinthians 14:35 And if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to speak in the church.

    Colossians 3:18 Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as it is fit in the Lord

    What does God think about your wifes "unclean" time?

    Leviticus 15:19-30

    19 And if a woman have an issue, and her issue in her flesh be blood, she shall be put apart seven days: and whosoever toucheth her shall be unclean until the even.

    20 And every thing that she lieth upon in her separation shall be unclean: every thing also that she sitteth upon shall be unclean.

    21 And whosoever toucheth her bed shall wash his clothes, and bathe himself in water, and be unclean until the even.

    22 And whosoever toucheth any thing that she sat upon shall wash his clothes, and bathe himself in water, and be unclean until the even.

    23 And if it be on her bed, or on any thing whereon she sitteth, when he toucheth it, he shall be unclean until the even.

    24 And if any man lie with her at all, and her flowers be upon him, he shall be unclean seven days; and all the bed whereon he lieth shall be unclean.

    25 And if a woman have an issue of her blood many days out of the time of her separation, or if it run beyond the time of her separation; all the days of the issue of her uncleanness shall be as the days of her separation: she shall be unclean.

    Should I continue?

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  • Cranky Old Man
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    Re: Please pray that God kills my younger brother

    Originally posted by winstonsomething View Post
    How presumptuous. How do you know what a God thinks? If you are sure, you consider yourself unfallible. Which is one level with god. Which I am pretty sure is not what the holy bible tells you.
    You are twisting the facts here. Mary Etheldreda made clear that God disagrees with you on something specific (Just because he denounced God, that mean's he should die?) by pointing out the Bible, a.k.a. the word of God, does exactly that in Deuteronomy 13:7-10. She could also have pointed to 2nd Chronicles 15:13 which also makes clear that everyone who denies God should die. Those are God's rules. Your opinion on the matter couldn't be less relevant.

    So, unlike what you say here, Mary Etheldreda did not claim to know what God thinks. She did not claim or imply to be unfailable and most certainly never claimed to be on par with God. So your entire response is twisted and completely misleading. I have no doubt in my mind that you are an Obama voter.

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