Please Pray for me & my friends

[Wide-Open]

Re: Please Pray for me & my friends

Thank you friends! I have never been so popular before as I am now! I'm sure it was just an oversight of most ( ), but right now I have to worry about not having more than 665 friends.

Glory!

PS: applications still welcome.

[Attila's Wife]

Re: Please Pray for me & my friends

I have sent you a friendship request, dear Brother. I grovel in mortification that I did not do so earlier, as this might have avoided your unpleasant situation.

Sweet , please hear my prayer and give Brother Wide-Open a sign that he is forgiven for this oversight, and forgive those of us who so shamefully failed to befriend him earlier. I ask this on Your Birthday and in Your Holy Name. Amen.

Attila's Wife

[Mark L. Snyde, PhD]

Re: Please Pray for me & my friends

What a horrible omen to discover on the birthday of our Dear Savior!

I have already befriended you, Brother. But, I will pray with great fervor that a True Christian™ who has not already done so will.

[Wide-Open]

When I checked the lovely Christmas message Daisy Mae had left for me (), I noticed something rather disturbing.





Do you think this is a sign?

Should I remove one friend?

Or ... should the True Christians who aren't friends yet (for whatever reason ) friend me to remove this disturbing image?

Please pray for me (and friend me).