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  • #1

    Please Pray for Jacques

    Brothers and Sisters, I am deeply disturbed by some of the posts I've read recently. I've seen horrific insults thrown, and lies about God and Jesus. This saddens me.

    Hippie Jacques has been spewing accusations of racism and other forms of bigotry, and attempting to convert visitors to our forum to some depraved anti-Christian cult of his. This cult spreads hippie lies, having nothing to do with the Bible and everything to do with his own fantasies about who God would be, if ONLY God would be who JACQUES SAYS God SHOULD be.

    God is who HE IS, not who WE may want Him to be!

    Please pray that Jacques will see the light, and begin to study the Bible.

    Please pray that Jacques will learn to love the REAL God, not the made-up Hippie Love God he prays to.

    Please pray that Jacques will realize that not only is he Hellbound, but he is trying to convince others to take the same tragic path.

    Pastors, I also ask that you remove the Satanic cult link from his posts. I believe Jacques is trying to direct people to his cult and away from the True Word of God!!
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  • #2
    Re: Please Pray for Jacques

    I lived 14 years in Quebec and as a result French people piss me off even more than they piss off the normal person. But I will follow your advice Sister Jenny and try to pray that his blighted french soul can be saved and that he one day becomes a true Bible believing, gun owning, Republican voting American. I won't hold my breath, but through Him all things are possible.

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    • #3
      Re: Please Pray for Jacques

      Miss JennyD,

      It is most unfortunate that this hellbound sinner is trying to do satan's bidding. I will definitely be praying that Jesus will knock some sense into this creature.

      A side note To Friar Jacques, I just hope you will get your pathetic life in order before it's too late, See Rev 21:8 to give you an idea as to what to expect on your day of reckoning.

      JM

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      • #4
        Re: Please Pray for Jacques

        Sister, for you I'll pray for this unsaved Heathen, even though I think he is destined to roast in Hell with all the other nonbelievers.

        God cursed him before he was born by naming him "Jacques". As we all know, French people are all atheists and perverts. What do Voltaire, Camus, and Sartre all have in common? They are all French atheist "thinkers", and they are all roasting in Hell!

        As for perversion, everything with the word "French" in it is the work of Satan. There is that unholy way that sinners stick their tongues in each others' mouths. Then there is that foul tickly device, a true abomination. Why, I even once would eat those fried slivers of potatoes until I realized what could be done with them before they are cooked, especially the crinkly ones.

        And what about our brother's name - "Jacques"? Why, it is another name for a man's privates! Not only that, but there is a special undergarment with that name that the homers like to wear that allows easy access for their sodomy.

        Lord Jesus, I pray you will save this unbelieving fool Jacques. On the other hand, should he keep spewing his unbelieving hatred against the Godly worshippers of Freehold, I pray that you will send him where he belongs as soon as possible.

        Amen.

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        • #5
          Re: Please Pray for Jacques

          I have been praying for Jacques for some time. It saddens me greatly to see someone so steeped in superstitious nonsense as preached by false prophets that he is blind to the Truth and the blandishments of True Christians.

          Jacques knows not The Lord – Jacques has created a god in Jacques own image – he is, in fact, worshipping himself.
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          • #6
            Re: Please Pray for Jacques

            Mr. Bathfire,

            Isn't that worshipping himself in direct violation of Exodus 20:3?
            3Thou shalt have no other gods before me.

            In Him,

            Walter Brimstone

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            • #7
              Re: Please Pray for Jacques

              Touché. Please note I have not lived in France since I was three years old. I am confident in the knowledge that (a) I am American and (b) I am saved. But thanks for your concern.
              In Christ there is no East or West,
              In Him no South or North;
              But one great fellowship of love
              Throughout the whole wide earth.
              (W A Dunkerley, 1852-1941)

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              • #8
                Re: Please Pray for Jacques

                Originally posted by Jacque_Strapp View Post
                Touché. Please note I have not lived in France since I was three years old. I am confident in the knowledge that (a) I am American and (b) I am saved. But thanks for your concern.
                Real Americans don't say things like 'Touché' ya cheese-eating surrender monkey.

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                • #9
                  Re: Please Pray for Jacques

                  Originally posted by Billybob Sunday View Post
                  God cursed him before he was born by naming him "Jacques". As we all know, French people are all atheists and perverts. What do Voltaire, Camus, and Sartre all have in common? They are all French atheist "thinkers", and they are all roasting in Hell!
                  God hates existentialists a lot and that's a fact. Especially Camus, for also inspiring queer goth "music".
                  Originally posted by Jacque_Strapp View Post
                  Touché. Please note I have not lived in France since I was three years old. I am confident in the knowledge that (a) I am American and (b) I am saved. But thanks for your concern.
                  Don't you have to accept Christ before you can be Saved? Frankly, I'm not even convinced that you're really American.
                  O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                  God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                  • #10
                    Re: Please Pray for Jacques

                    Jacques,

                    Being in direct violation of One of God's 10 commandments isn't being Truly Saved ™. By the way, chowderhead, KJV 1611 spoken here at LBC!

                    "God demonstrates His own love toward us, in that while we were yet sinners, Christ died for us" (Romans 5:8). What's this mockery?! Sure looks like New International Perversion to me! Anybody else see something wrong with this?

                    Last I knew this is how it's SUPPOSED to go:

                    Romans 5:8
                    8But God commendeth his love toward us, in that, while we were yet sinners, Christ died for us.

                    In case you are curious, that "us" means True Christians(tm)

                    In Him,
                    Walter Brimstone

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                    • #11
                      Re: Please Pray for Jacques

                      Originally posted by Walter Brimstone View Post
                      Last I knew this is how it's SUPPOSED to go:

                      Romans 5:8
                      8But God commendeth his love toward us, in that, while we were yet sinners, Christ died for us.

                      In case you are curious, that "us" means True Christians™

                      In Him,
                      Walter Brimstone
                      Mr. Brimstone, you may also wish to note the past tense. While we WERE yet sinners.

                      We who live in Christ sin no more.

                      Jacques, you have already declared yourself a sinner. So, how can you possibly be Saved©?
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                      • #12
                        Re: Please Pray for Jacques

                        Quite correct, my friend, I will also hasten to add that this sinner used a false version of the verse in question. As far as Jesus is concerned, this will surely speed up his trip to hell.

                        In Him,

                        Walter Brimstone

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                        • #13
                          Re: Please Pray for Jacques

                          EVERYONE is a sinner. NO exceptions. Even the most dedicated and devout can NEVER live up to the standard of Jesus. We are still humans, and though we may sin less than we did when we were unsaved, we still make mistakes and therefore sin.

                          If you are teaching otherwise you are teaching a false gospel. Romans 3:23 says that all have sinned and continue to fall short of God's glory - so saved or unsaved - you are a still a sinner in God's eyes.

                          As for the NIV being a 'false version', that's just plain stupid. It's a far superior translation, and is far greater relevance to folks today, that the KJV of 1611.
                          In Christ there is no East or West,
                          In Him no South or North;
                          But one great fellowship of love
                          Throughout the whole wide earth.
                          (W A Dunkerley, 1852-1941)

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                          • #14
                            Re: Please Pray for Jacques

                            Originally posted by Jacque_Strapp View Post
                            EVERYONE is a sinner. NO exceptions. Even the most dedicated and devout can NEVER live up to the standard of Jesus.
                            Wrong again Jacques-O; once we're saved we are sin free...

                            1st John 1:7 But if we walk in the light, as he is in the light, we have fellowship one with another, and the blood of Jesus Christ his Son cleanseth us from all sin.

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                            • #15
                              Re: Please Pray for Jacques

                              Quoting Jacques: "If you are teaching otherwise you are teaching a false gospel."

                              I fail to see how Jesus Himself could be commanding us to teach a false gospel like the New International Perversion as an example? Jesus never, repeat, never told us to sugarcoat His words like the NIP does. That's like Him telling us to go worship a false god. Far as that Romans 3:23, you took that completely out of context. When Jesus said "All have sinned" He meant "ALL SINNERS" Equating a True Christian™ and a hellbound heathen is all you're doing. I want you to do Jesus a favor check these verses out which goes along with what is being said:

                              2 Corinthians 6:13-15

                              13Now for a recompence in the same, (I speak as unto my children,) be ye also enlarged.

                              14Be ye not unequally yoked together with unbelievers: for what fellowship hath righteousness with unrighteousness? and what communion hath light with darkness?

                              15And what concord hath Christ with Belial? or what part hath he that believeth with an infidel?

                              My point is this, Don't be equating opposites like you are. If anyone else can expand to this, they are most welcome to do so.

                              In Him,

                              Walter Brimstone

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