[Torch bearer]

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And into this shirtless country we sent one member of our congregation, who still is unaccounted for.

Torch bearer

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I am seriously considering embarking on a prolonged mission to Russia. Those boys need ministering!

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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Seems to me that these indecent, perverted, wanton, horn-dog Russians have been doing this topless thing for a very long time.

I wonder if it's because of the Vodka?

[H. Montague Worthington]

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For years, True Christians™ have been warning America about the the rise of Russia and the alarming Shirtlessness Gap that has been quietly developing between the US and the former Soviet Union.






But America failed to listen, especially when we had a chance to send Obummer back to Kenya or wherever he's from. Now it may be entirely too late... The Russian Shirtlessness Gap may be entirely too much to overcome in the event of a sudden all-out attack. You can thank Obama and the Feminazis for the sissification of America and its once great military!!

For SHAME!!!!

[QNancyBoy]

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I remember the book of Matthew when i hear the pacifists...

Matthew 24:6

6 And ye shall hear of wars and rumours of wars: see that ye be not troubled: for all these things must come to pass, but the end is not yet.


The Bible says these things must come to pass, but the real question is whose side is god on? The homo-loving liberalized socialist obama america or Putin's socially responsible vision of the future. Hiel Putin.

[Trent Harvey, Jr.]

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Well I've been praying like crazy but it looks like the border has been changed, despite Kruschtev's totally legitimate ruling that Crimea is in the Ukraine S.S.R. rather than the Russia S.S.R..

You can photoshop the shoe, but you can't photoshop Crimea's FREEEEDOM!

This is a sign of the apocalypse because it's a totally unprecedented breach of international law.

You see, there's only one actual law in geopolitics: don't mess with the map-printers. You can do torture, genocide, and any other sternly-written-letter penalty offenses, and that's okay. You get your UN condemnation, and you're on your way.

But move a border and that's always war. Always.

Why? I dunno, I guess the map-printers are lazy, and those guys are powerful. I mean what's to stop those dudes from just saying "You know what, I'm going to change the map to say Boston is part of Canada. Heck, I'll also say the Holy Roman Empire is back, just because." Who is going to argue with them? It's on the friggin' MAP people!

You know, like how "free speech" and the "first amendment" works - everybody knew the media was powerful, so they had to appease them. Human rights and ethics never had anything to do with any of this (go ahead, show me where this stuff comes up in the Bible).

[Mother Of Seven]

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Sarah Palin (as usual) has some sage advice to Obama:

Failing to show peace through strength has allowed some ''very, very, very bad dudes [to] gain ground'', said Ms Palin, who remains a darling of the far-right.
Mr Obama ''would gut our arsenal while he allows others – enemies – to enrich theirs'', she said.
''Mr President, the only thing that stops a bad guy with a nuke is a good guy with a nuke."

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I'm agree, but there is something that my brain thinks, but my soul want to avoid: God want the WW3 but what about de inocent children and families that could die ?

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

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Everybody stop panicing.

There's no panic here, just a calm discussion of how Putin had the olympics JUST LIKE HITLER HAD OLYMPIX TOO AND THAT"S PROOF THAT HITLER HAS REINCARNATED IBN PUTIN WE MUST NUKE EM BEFORE ITS TOO LATE

Anyway, there's no panic here. The only people panicing are the idiots who think that we should support energy efficiency and/or research and adoption of alternative energy sources, just because Russia's economy depends on oil and gas exports.

Quit freaking out, guys. If driving an SUV makes Putin powerful, oh well, freedom isn't free.

[Mother Of Seven]

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Sarah Palin really needs to be in charge. After all, not only can she see Russia from her kitchen window, but the other day she told us she could see the Russia-Ukraine conflict as well! So who better to be in charge than someone who can see it all?


From Sarah's Facebook:

Yes, I could see this one from Alaska. I'm usually not one to Told-Ya-So, but I did, despite my accurate prediction being derided as “an extremely far-fetched scenario” by the “high-brow” Foreign Policy magazine. Here’s what this “stupid” “...insipid woman” predicted back in 2008: "After the Russian Army invaded the nation of Georgia, Senator Obama's reaction was one of indecision and moral equivalence, the kind of response that would only encourage Russia's Putin to invade Ukraine next."

[_The Earthling_]

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Everybody stop panicing.

I've got this under control.

We'll hit Putin at his weak spot.

We will bring the people together with the power of music. Or at least the power of whatever word describes the noise Pussy Riot makes.

Yes, I'm organizing a music festival, headlining Pussy Riot, and the many, many bands that have been inspired by them.

Just like Woodstock expect a quagmire, so get in early before things get all sloppy!

Bands so far: (Special thanks to Boingboing for getting the snowball rolling)

• Pussy Riot (obviously)
• Cooter Commotion
• Ladybits Rampage
• Vajayjay Melee
• Birth Canal Brouhaha
• Hoo-hah Kerfuffle
• Beefdrape Diatribe
• Frontbottom Fracas
• Labial Lawlessness
• Rosebud Rumble
• Bearded Clam Shenanigans
• Muffin scufflin'
• Cooch Confrontation
• Down There Donnybrook
• Labia Fray-bia
• Front-butt Fiasco
• Munch Bunch
• Apocalips
• Violencia del Vulva
• Meat-Curtain Mayhem
• Nookie Disagreement
• Honeypot havoc
• Fanny Free-for-all
• Tumult Near Mons Pubis
• Twat Trouble
• Pinkbit Panic
• 'ginaGate
• Cameltoe Chaos
• FUBAR in the F-pipe
• Slutbuddy beatdown
• Reggie Wedgie and His Orchestra
• Peehole pogrom
• Ladypart lynchmob
• Cat fight
• Vagina Viglilantism
• Cuntastrophe
• Catfish Fight
• Mess in the mess
• Bush brawl
• Tantrum in the baby-maker-hole
• Stink Eyes
• The clit hits the fan
• Winkie war
• Snails in a Hot Pan
• Several Cat Stevens tribute bands, for some reason
• Commie Cookies
• Vengence in the Vaggie-Vortex
• Slit-trench slaughter
• Whoever sings "One Night In Bangkok"
• Feline fracas
• Grand Canyon unpleasantness
• Flying Pinklets
• Trouble at the weiner-cheerer-upper
• Miley Cyrus

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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I think you are missing the point. We can have Ukrania for the taking. We will then install a Christian government and liberate their oil and gas from the grip of the Bear and then position our missiles next to the USSR.

The whole problem is easily solved: see map below.

We strike on the USSR /Ukrania border preventing the exit of the Russians from Crimea and simultaneously preventing the Russians from sending any support to those now trapped.

At the same time, troops are flown into the south, northwest and southwest from whatever countries are there. The troops meet up with the Ukranistan army and march eastwards to wipe out the remaining Soviets.

Oh yes, we bomb Moscow to give them something to think about and generally distract them.

[Bjorn Jensen]

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What there is in the Ukraine is essentially a modern day racist apartheid regime. So where are all the liberals now? Why aren't they welcoming Putin to free his fellow countrymen from the Ukrainian apartheid state?

[Trent Harvey, Jr.]

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Zombies? Are there ZOMBIES?

Revelation 20:12 And I saw the dead, great and small, standing before the throne, and books were opened.

Because the only thing missing from that picture is...

It's totally zombies!

P.S. Jesus, thanks for the zombie apocalypse as promised, late is better than never and all that, but I'm still praying for that Crimean War sequel. I know I'm not technically an "English upper-class twit" but I did go through experiences similar to their boarding-school antics, plus I can grow a mean sideburn (My carpet doesn't match my boring drapes, but of course you already know that, since you're Jesus).

You know I'm ready, Iraq was just like the Crimean War, in both cases there were so many WMD we got lost trying to chase them all at once:

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

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Here's the Russia supporters, and they love America too: notice how they surround themselves with Red, White and Blue:



More evidence that conservative women are hotter: "Ultranationalist" Right Faction member in action: