Please pray for Chile.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Please pray for Chile.

I don't eat Chili. Ethnic foods hotten up the blood.

[Levi Jones]

Re: Please pray for Chile.

Are there any Christians there that need help? We should reach out to them.

Remember, we can only Save those that are already Saved®. For those doomed to Hell, we should not interfere with Gods effort to cleanse the Earth.

Indeed, brother. But perhaps they repented of whatever evil they were up to. Maybe because we found 5 righteous people in the entire country, God temporarily averted His wrath.

But His ways are not ours. He moves in ever so mysterious ways.

Well, it worked. Our prayers stopped the wave. Praise the Lord!

As they always do! Hallelujah!

[Levi Jones]

Re: Please pray for Chile.

Did these beaners just steal the Godly Texan flag?

I don't think so. They just look similar. I think this will clear up any confusion.

[Mother Of Seven]

Re: Please pray for Chile.

I doubt it. They're all catlicks.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Please pray for Chile.

Are there any Christians there that need help? We should reach out to them.

Remember, we can only Save those that are already Saved(r). For those doomed to Hell, we should not interfere with Gods effort to cleanse the Earth.

[Mother Of Seven]

Re: Please pray for Chile.

A 6.7 magnitude earthquake struck off Chile's Pacific coast tonight. Let's all pray God doesn't send a massive huge tidal wave to wipe them out like He did Indonesia, the Philippines, Haiti and Japan.

Well, it worked. Our prayers stopped the wave. Praise the Lord!

[Bjorn Jensen]

Re: Please pray for Chile.

Did these beaners just steal the Godly Texan flag?

[Levi Jones]

A 6.7 magnitude earthquake struck off Chile's Pacific coast tonight. Let's all pray God doesn't send a massive huge tidal wave to wipe them out like He did Indonesia, the Philippines, Haiti and Japan.

I know if we get to it in time our prayers will avert His wrath. I know Chile is going to owe us a large gratitude of debt for this, but really it's okay. We do this out of love for you people.

Without the toil of your people, we wouldn't have such good food at Taco Bell, Chipotle or Tasty Taco. So we'll be praying extra hard for you to repent of whatever evil you committed to have God's bloody sword Deuteronomy 32:42 hanging over you (figuratively speaking. It would be a tidal wave in reality.)

Thank you and God bless, Chili.