Please pray these pro-GMO scientists will get what's coming to them!

[lukasekman]

Re: Please pray these pro-GMO scientists will get what's coming to them!

I don't understand why you'd have a problem with Natural News, Godfly. They provide a lot of cutting-edge medical info that people need to know about!

For example, did you know that if you have type 2 diabetes, it's best if you leave your condition completely untreated? It's true! It says so in this breaking news story:

Type 2 Diabetes is best left untreated in many cases, researchers say

My wife have great experience with natural drug-free treatment of diabetes. She have always been against drugging of children. Prior to we meet, she worked on a youth leisure center. A small girl got a diabetes attack, and she had forgot her white slime at home. My wife pinned the girl down, and pressed her knee against her pancreas. The demon in her pancreas struggled, but my wife kept pressing her knee against it, until the demon came to rest. The girl couldn't breath, but up to five minutes of oxygen deprivation is safe.

She carried the girl and put her in a restroom, where she read chosen Bible verses for her. After an hour, she woke up in harmony, free from the demon that infested her pancreas, and without the urge to push white slime.

The Christian Commission on Human Rights (CCHR) recommends knee on pancreas as the solution to diabetic distress.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Please pray these pro-GMO scientists will get what's coming to them!

I'm not sure I appreciate your tone, sir. Have you tried to find a Christian colon therapist (or Christian anything, really) in the San Francisco area?

I didn't think so.

[Didymus Much]

Re: Please pray these pro-GMO scientists will get what's coming to them!

...For some reason, it has not been easy finding a Christian colon therapist.

Is your Google broken again?

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Please pray these pro-GMO scientists will get what's coming to them!

Please stop Faith Machine! Excessive pride in Mephistophele's manhole will only invite the anal lust of Satan's minions!

Proverbs 11:2 "When pride cometh, then cometh shame: but with the lowly is wisdom."

Fear not, my friend, for you have misunderstood me. I feel nothing but shame for my nether throat, though it is a perfectly healthy, totally appropriate shame. That is one reason I am so committed to keeping it as clean and pure as it can possibly be!

In fact, I'm happy to report that I've made my first appointment with a colon therapist! I will see him next week. For some reason, it has not been easy finding a Christian colon therapist.

[Freddy Osborne]

Re: Please pray these pro-GMO scientists will get what's coming to them!

I eat a 100% organic diet and do several Master Cleanses, liver cleanses, and colon cleanses per year, and I feel great!

Please stop Faith Machine! Excessive pride in Mephistophele's manhole will only invite the anal lust of Satan's minions!

Proverbs 11:2 "When pride cometh, then cometh shame: but with the lowly is wisdom."

[Godfly]

Re: Please pray these pro-GMO scientists will get what's coming to them!

Thank you for keeping an open mind, my brother. Natural News is a treasure trove of unbiased, hard-hitting, sober journalism, such as this article about the Obama administration's efforts to stifle dissent:

Journalism groups blast president for censorship




But it's really their medical and scientific info that I'm excited about. For example, did you know that old people should stop taking calcium supplements to protect against bone loss?

Or were you aware that vaccination programs are really a scam by the White House to secretly gather DNA and kill people?

Or that 571 tons of lead are being chemtrailed into our atmosphere every year!?

And did you know that vitamin C can cure cancer?

Or that flu vaccines contain mercury?

Or that global warming is a hoax?

I always check Natural News before I make any decisions about my health!

Since you know I don't have time to read these articles I'm just going to assume they site scripture to back these claims up. In some cases what they say is so obvious they might not think they need to but I'm a stickler for proper documentation!

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Please pray these pro-GMO scientists will get what's coming to them!

Thank you for keeping an open mind, my brother. Natural News is a treasure trove of unbiased, hard-hitting, sober journalism, such as this article about the Obama administration's efforts to stifle dissent:

Journalism groups blast president for censorship

(NaturalNews) In today's America, you will be hard-pressed to find any institutional media organization being critical of Left-wing politicians, and in particular, uber-liberal presidents. But in what many are calling unprecedented, some 38 journalism groups have lambasted President Obama's inner circle for censoring media coverage, limiting access to top officials and overall "politically-driven suppression of the news."...

But it's really their medical and scientific info that I'm excited about. For example, did you know that old people should stop taking calcium supplements to protect against bone loss?

Or were you aware that vaccination programs are really a scam by the White House to secretly gather DNA and kill people?

Or that 571 tons of lead are being chemtrailed into our atmosphere every year!?

And did you know that vitamin C can cure cancer?

Or that flu vaccines contain mercury?

Or that global warming is a hoax?

I always check Natural News before I make any decisions about my health!

[Godfly]

Re: Please pray these pro-GMO scientists will get what's coming to them!

I don't understand why you'd have a problem with Natural News, Godfly. They provide a lot of cutting-edge medical info that people need to know about!

For example, did you know that if you have type 2 diabetes, it's best if you leave your condition completely untreated? It's true! It says so in this breaking news story:

Type 2 Diabetes is best left untreated in many cases, researchers say

Well that does make some sense. I mean why would God rain down the blessings of diabetes if he didn't want you to feel the effects?

What else does the Natural News say?

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Please pray these pro-GMO scientists will get what's coming to them!

I don't understand why you'd have a problem with Natural News, Godfly. They provide a lot of cutting-edge medical info that people need to know about!

For example, did you know that if you have type 2 diabetes, it's best if you leave your condition completely untreated? It's true! It says so in this breaking news story:

Type 2 Diabetes is best left untreated in many cases, researchers say

[Godfly]

Re: Please pray these pro-GMO scientists will get what's coming to them!

FELLOW TRUE CHRISTIANS DO NOT ENGAGE FAITH MACHINE! HE IS HAVING ANOTHER ONE OF HIS SPELLS!

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Please pray these pro-GMO scientists will get what's coming to them!

I apologize for using the C word, but when it comes to my nutrition and health, I always trust valid medical science. That's why I read Natural News every day, and they have published a lot of articles about the dangers of GMOs. They also alerted me to the dangers of vaccines and clued me in to the efficacy of homeopathic cures and the benefits of royal jelly, so you know they can be trusted!

[Godfly]

Re: Please pray these pro-GMO scientists will get what's coming to them!

Oh, I am so angry right now, I could just scream!

These rotten scientists just published this report claiming organic foods are no better for you than GMO foods. Even more outrageous, they claim organic foods may contain more pesticides, which aren't disclosed, because they're not synthetic!

http://www.geneticliteracyproject.org/2014/07/15/study-claiming-organic-food-more-nutritious-deeply-flawed-say-independent-scientists/

My blood just boils when I think about this! I eat a 100% organic diet and do several Master Cleanses, liver cleanses, and colon cleanses per year, and I feel great!

These big companies just want to keep us dependent on their genetically altered crops, and they want us to keep eating wheat until it makes us sick and docile. Just thinking about it makes me want to get some napalm and torch the nearest field of non-organic crops!

I always knew there was something off about you! You put that organic crap down right now! I'm bringing over a tray of Hot Pockets and I'm going to sit with you until you eat every one! The "G" in GMO stands for GODLY! Organic food is for homer hippy liberals!

And who cares if your colon is clean! You shouldn't even be talking about that kind of thing outside of the men's forum! Colon cleansing is just another creation of Big Sodomy! Those buggers will clean anything!

[Faith_Machine]

Oh, I am so angry right now, I could just scream!

These rotten scientists just published this report claiming organic foods are no better for you than GMO foods. Even more outrageous, they claim organic foods may contain more pesticides, which aren't disclosed, because they're not synthetic!

http://www.geneticliteracyproject.org/2014/07/15/study-claiming-organic-food-more-nutritious-deeply-flawed-say-independent-scientists/

My blood just boils when I think about this! I eat a 100% organic diet and do several Master Cleanses, liver cleanses, and colon cleanses per year, and I feel great!

These big companies just want to keep us dependent on their genetically altered crops, and they want us to keep eating wheat until it makes us sick and docile. Just thinking about it makes me want to get some napalm and torch the nearest field of non-organic crops!