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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    Re: Pray that my prodigal son returns

    Originally posted by commie!commie!commie! View Post
    I never condone killing no matter how evil a person is.
    Even if they are as evil as you.
    Bush and his government are corrupt, you know that and you like it.
    What kind of a communist are you then? Do you repudiate the millions that your heroes Stalin and Mao slaughtered in the name of Karl Marx, Charles Darwin and satan?

    You'd kill our Godly President if you had half a chance. Your threats have been passed along to the DOF. Expect a knock on your door about 4 am. Praise Jesus!

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  • Walter Brimstone
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    Re: Pray that my prodigal son returns

    Originally posted by commie!commie!commie! View Post
    You're argument yet again is based on generalisations.
    1. You don't have to be Muslim to be a terrorist just look at George Bush
    2.Not all Muslims are terrorists
    How can President Bush be a True Christian(tm) & Terrorist? That's a contradiction in terms by iteslf. Mudslimes have always been jealous of our way of life and that is why all mudslimes hate us and want to kill us. once again you are defending the evil in this world and that is why you are going to hell with the rest of the supporters of satan and his army.

    In Jesus,

    Walter Brimstone

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  • commie!commie!commie!
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    Re: Pray that my prodigal son returns

    Originally posted by Walter Brimstone View Post
    So, now you're saying, I'm evil? Why? Because I hate islam? Because there are people who want to kill me because I hate islam? Because I hate satan and what he is trying to do to all True Christians™? No, friend, It's heathens such as yourself who support terrorism that are evil. Whether or not I like it makes no difference, Jesus expects us to defend Him and His Beliefs so that's why we are fighting. President Bush has no agenda to promote except our freedoms, bottom line.

    In Jesus,

    Walter Brimstone
    You're argument yet again is based on generalisations.
    1. You don't have to be Muslim to be a terrorist just look at George Bush
    2.Not all Muslims are terrorists

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  • Walter Brimstone
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    Re: Pray that my prodigal son returns

    Originally posted by commie!commie!commie! View Post
    I never condone killing no matter how evil a person is.
    Even if they are as evil as you.
    Bush and his government are corrupt, you know that and you like it.
    So, now you're saying, I'm evil? Why? Because I hate islam? Because there are people who want to kill me because I hate islam? Because I hate satan and what he is trying to do to all True Christians(tm)? No, friend, It's heathens such as yourself who support terrorism that are evil. Whether or not I like it makes no difference, Jesus expects us to defend Him and His Beliefs so that's why we are fighting. President Bush has no agenda to promote except our freedoms, bottom line.

    In Jesus,

    Walter Brimstone

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  • commie!commie!commie!
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    Re: Pray that my prodigal son returns

    Originally posted by Walter Brimstone View Post
    Are you saying Jesus is corrupt? Is that what you are driving at? For your information, this is True Christianity™ vs. satan. Friend, there are people wanting to kill us because of our beliefs. You condone that, do you not? This war is about defending what we believe in. So where is the corruption? You make Jesus sick, heathen!

    In Jesus,

    Walter Brimstone
    I never condone killing no matter how evil a person is.
    Even if they are as evil as you.
    Bush and his government are corrupt, you know that and you like it.

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  • Walter Brimstone
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    Re: Pray that my prodigal son returns

    Originally posted by commie!commie!commie! View Post
    George Bush is corrupt.
    His government is corrupt.
    The war he's embarked upon is corrupt.
    His ideas are corrupt.
    Everything about him is corrupt.
    Are you saying Jesus is corrupt? Is that what you are driving at? For your information, this is True Christianity(tm) vs. satan. Friend, there are people wanting to kill us because of our beliefs. You condone that, do you not? This war is about defending what we believe in. So where is the corruption? You make Jesus sick, heathen!

    In Jesus,

    Walter Brimstone

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  • commie!commie!commie!
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    Re: Pray that my prodigal son returns

    Originally posted by Walter Brimstone View Post
    Lies? What are you babbling about, heathen? President Bush has done his best to try to make the world a better place. You people are the ones who pervert what is being said about Godly President Bush. You should thank Jesus that President Bush is still President. If it were up to someone like you, the world would be in the most ghastly condition, as if it wasn't already!

    In Jesus,

    Walter Brimstone
    George Bush is corrupt.
    His government is corrupt.
    The war he's embarked upon is corrupt.
    His ideas are corrupt.
    Everything about him is corrupt.

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  • Walter Brimstone
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    Re: Pray that my prodigal son returns

    Originally posted by commie!commie!commie! View Post
    I know more about the truth than you ever will, as you still believe in George Bush's evil lies.
    Lies? What are you babbling about, heathen? President Bush has done his best to try to make the world a better place. You people are the ones who pervert what is being said about Godly President Bush. You should thank Jesus that President Bush is still President. If it were up to someone like you, the world would be in the most ghastly condition, as if it wasn't already!

    In Jesus,

    Walter Brimstone

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  • commie!commie!commie!
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    Re: Pray that my prodigal son returns

    Originally posted by Walter Brimstone View Post
    Wrong again, chimp! It's called telling the truth (which you know nothing about!)

    In Jesus,

    Walter Brimstone (That's Mr. Brimstone to you!)
    I know more about the truth than you ever will, as you still believe in George Bush's evil lies.

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  • Walter Brimstone
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    Re: Pray that my prodigal son returns

    Wrong again, chimp! It's called telling the truth (which you know nothing about!)

    In Jesus,

    Walter Brimstone (That's Mr. Brimstone to you!)

    Originally posted by commie!commie!commie! View Post

    So?
    Stereotyping is still wrong.

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  • commie!commie!commie!
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    Re: Pray that my prodigal son returns

    Originally posted by Walter Brimstone View Post
    How do you figure? Are the Irish not known for their booze and being Catlick?

    In Jesus,

    Walter Brimstone
    So?
    Stereotyping is still wrong.

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  • Walter Brimstone
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    Re: Pray that my prodigal son returns

    How do you figure? Are the Irish not known for their booze and being Catlick?

    In Jesus,

    Walter Brimstone
    Originally posted by commie!commie!commie! View Post
    Stereotyping

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  • commie!commie!commie!
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    Re: Pray that my prodigal son returns

    Originally posted by Ebenezer Wright View Post
    My friend it states you are from Ireland. Are you going to tell me you have not had your fare share of alcohol for the evening?
    Stereotyping

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  • Brother Temperance
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    Re: Pray that my prodigal son returns

    Originally posted by iamunce View Post
    My son was growing true and straight into a man of the Good Book (King James version) until recently, when he fell in with evil companions. His once manly hair has grown long and wild, a goatish beard now obscures his once angelic visage and his eyebrows have grown together in a devilish unibrow. Loose women in diaphanous gowns hang on his arm (often several at a time). His male fellows cast dark looks about them, and they all adorn themselves with tattooed marks of Satan. Although I have no proof as yet, I fear drink, drugs and bestial carnality are their daily fare. I once even overheard terrifying references to Christopher Hitchens and George Carlin in a hastily terminated phone call between my son and one of these heartless seducers.
    Brethren in Christ, I beg you to pray with me – a poor, friendless widow-woman of faultless public virtue – to help him find his way back to the true path – and Jesus, his one true friend.

    Pray for him.
    If his eyebrows have grown together in a devilish unibrow, it sounds like he might've fallen in with the J*h*v*h's W*tn*ss*s crowd. I shall pray for him, but it really sounds like the kindest thing to do at this point might just be to have him humanely put down.

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  • Talitha
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    Re: Pray that my prodigal son returns

    Originally posted by iamunce View Post
    My son was growing true and straight into a man of the Good Book (King James version) until recently, when he fell in with evil companions. His once manly hair has grown long and wild, a goatish beard now obscures his once angelic visage and his eyebrows have grown together in a devilish unibrow. Loose women in diaphanous gowns hang on his arm (often several at a time). His male fellows cast dark looks about them, and they all adorn themselves with tattooed marks of Satan. Although I have no proof as yet, I fear drink, drugs and bestial carnality are their daily fare. I once even overheard terrifying references to Christopher Hitchens and George Carlin in a hastily terminated phone call between my son and one of these heartless seducers.
    Brethren in Christ, I beg you to pray with me – a poor, friendless widow-woman of faultless public virtue – to help him find his way back to the true path – and Jesus, his one true friend.

    Pray for him.
    My dear, I have been in a very similar situation as yourself regarding my Daughter.
    She found herself led astray by Godless Goth's who forced her to live in that Hell-hole called Australia.
    Praise Jesus my own security people, helped by Pastor Bobby-Joe managed to shoot the bastards persuade the Goth's to release her. Unfortunately she was seriously injured in the crossfire release.
    Anyway, Jesus decided to let her live but as a punishment left her with a mental age of a 6 year old. She dribbles and stuff so I mainly keep her in the Cellar where I don't have to see her she can't harm herself.

    I suggest that you Pray hard to Jesus (as I shall do for you) and give a Loving Donation to your favorite Church to show our Savior that you care about his suffering too.
    I'll talk to Bobby-Joe and see if there is anything we can do to beat it out of him help him see reason.

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