I would never have suspected that the boy was a pervert, but now I'm certain!
During a routine inspection of his bedroom today, I came across an item of concern...I was skimming through his Bible to make sure that every single word was highlighted, as pleases The Lord. As I flipped past the last page of Ecclesiastes, I noticed that the next several pages were plastered together with some dried gunk of unknown origin.
I brought the book to my nose and gave it a cautious sniff...Jism!!
Billions of innocent sperm, my grand children, had been heartlessly expelled and left to dry up upon the pages of The Song of Solomon, gasping for air and thrashing futility as they expired, one by one.
Now here's the rub: the boy is 17 years old. He towers above me, and has the physique of a large buck negroe. He has never tried to deliver a counter-punch when beaten by me in the past...but now that I know he's been self-raping to the saucy verses in the Song of Solomon, I believe he is capable of just about anything, including beating me to a bloody pulp in defiance of God's command for him to honor me and accept his thrashing like a sport.
It seems I only have two options. Beat him about the head and body with a hickory axe handle whilst he slumbers, or cast him out and shun him for the remainder of his days. Jesus help me make the right choice!
During a routine inspection of his bedroom today, I came across an item of concern...I was skimming through his Bible to make sure that every single word was highlighted, as pleases The Lord. As I flipped past the last page of Ecclesiastes, I noticed that the next several pages were plastered together with some dried gunk of unknown origin.
I brought the book to my nose and gave it a cautious sniff...Jism!!

Billions of innocent sperm, my grand children, had been heartlessly expelled and left to dry up upon the pages of The Song of Solomon, gasping for air and thrashing futility as they expired, one by one.

Now here's the rub: the boy is 17 years old. He towers above me, and has the physique of a large buck negroe. He has never tried to deliver a counter-punch when beaten by me in the past...but now that I know he's been self-raping to the saucy verses in the Song of Solomon, I believe he is capable of just about anything, including beating me to a bloody pulp in defiance of God's command for him to honor me and accept his thrashing like a sport.
It seems I only have two options. Beat him about the head and body with a hickory axe handle whilst he slumbers, or cast him out and shun him for the remainder of his days. Jesus help me make the right choice!
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