[Johny Joe Hold]

Size don't matter. People should love each other for whom they are.

So now it's not only a woke Pope, it's woke Jesuits. God says, "SIN." That makes it sin.

[Romeo Rovagnati]

Size don't matter. People should love each other for whom they are.

[Elmer G. White]

Nobody's penis is as long as my friend Daniel's.

Dear Mr. Fish,

I cautionally congratulate you for your efforts to measure the penis length (and girth?) of the 4 billion-odd sinners that you must have done to reach the conclusion about your friend's copulatory organ. Cautionally, because I do not remember you visiting my household and measuring my nether regions (which I would not have let you do). Due to this, I am uncertain about the veracity of your claim. However, if your friend's unmentionables are as big as you claim, it is absolutely certain that he is in urgent need on lots of prayer (James 5:15). If he is a True^TM believer, his penis will undoubtedly shrink in due course and he can becaome a comely young Caucasian heterosexual youth.

1 Peter 4:2
That he no longer should live the rest of his time in the flesh to the lusts of men, but to the will of God.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[DarwinFishTrueChurch]

Nobody's penis is as long as my friend Daniel's.

[Bjorn Jensen]

If any Hungarian man has a small penis, that would have to be Viktor Orban, a friend of President Donald Trump. Because a loyal Trump supporter can not have anything else than a small penis, right?

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Miss Daniels, apparently a True Christian^TM woman, has informed the world about the size of Mr. Trump's manhood!

I'd rather hear evidence from the man himself.

“Look at those hands, are they small hands?” the front-runner for the GOP presidential nomination said, raising them for viewers to see. “And, he referred to my hands – ‘if they’re small, something else must be small.’ I guarantee you there’s no problem. I guarantee.”

Hear that - a guarantee! Like a promise to repay a loan, or writing a personal check.

[Elmer G. White]

This change in penis size and its relationship to homosexuality is REALLY alarming, Dr. White. The only way to offset this path toward more sin is more aggressive evangelizing such as what we do here at Landover Baptist. When penis size increases more prayer is required.

Yes, we are very lucky to have Mr. Donald Trump as our once and future president, as he certainly cannot be a sodomite. Miss Daniels, apparently a True Christian^TM woman, has informed the world about the size of Mr. Trump's manhood!

...she writes, in a description of alleged events that Daniels has disclosed previously but which in the book are rendered with new and lurid detail. She describes Trump’s penis as “smaller than average” but “not freakishly small”.

Psalms 37:16
A little that a righteous man hath is better than the riches of many wicked.

Praise Jesus!


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Johny Joe Hold]

This change in penis size and its relationship to homosexuality is REALLY alarming, Dr. White. The only way to offset this path toward more sin is more aggressive evangelizing such as what we do here at Landover Baptist. When penis size increases more prayer is required.

[Elmer G. White]

URGENT UPDATE! THIS IS SERIOUS!

As established in the opening post of this Creation-Scientific thread, sodomy explains 99.99% of tallywhacker tumescence, in fact, homosexuality explains penis size in a comprehensive manner.

Penile dimensions were assessed using five measures of penile length and circumference from Kinsey's original protocol. On all five measures, homosexual men reported larger penises than did heterosexual men. Explanations for these differences are discussed, including the possibility that these findings provide additional evidence that variations in prenatal hormonal levels (or other biological mechanisms affecting reproductive structures) affect sexual orientation development.

We also demostrated that Hungarians - male citizens of a fascist state neighboring Australia - have the largest penises anywhere and are thus all sodomites.

It was inevitable that the gay plague would spread. And it did. Everywhere, penises are getting bigger and bigger! The increase in length and girth is remarkable.

The average erect penis length increased by 24% over 29 years, a trend they [the atheist scholars] saw around the world.

This is, obviously, a tremendous increase in the combined penile mass of all mankind and homerkind. It must mean tons and tons of novel penis tissue ready to violate any anus that accidentaly wonders to the vicinity of the penis. That anus could be mine, or yours, or yours!

According to trends in male reproductive health data, sperm quality and testosterone levels have declined over the last few decades, sounding alarm bells for Michael Eisenberg, MD, a professor of urology at Stanford Medicine. It's made him wonder: Should we be concerned about other differences in men's reproductive health? Surmising that there may be more to uncover, Eisenberg set out to determine if physical anatomy has changed. In a study published Feb. 14 in The World Journal of Men's Health, Eisenberg and his colleagues compiled data from 75 studies, conducted between 1942 and 2021, that reported on the penile length of 55,761 men.

I must congratulate Mr. Eisenberg for the apparently tiresome yet inspiring task of examining the penises of almost 56,000 men. The authors of the study, however, fail to find an explanation: they speculate about "environmentalist chemicals" and "hormonists". Because they failed to consult Prayer and the Bible, they missed an important piece of information - the increase in the sodomite population during the same period of time!



The graph above shows the percentage of people who identify as LBGTQAPRJGHDFW or thereabouts. As we can see, the proportion of sodomites in the young youth population born between 1997-2004 is as high as 22%, practically the same as the increase in penis size in percentage (29%). This means that the swarm of sodomy has caused the increase in the size of men's penises (mine remains quite small, praise Jesus!).

Jude 1:7
Even as Sodom and Gomorrha, and the cities about them in like manner, giving themselves over to fornication, and going after strange flesh, are set forth for an example, suffering the vengeance of eternal fire.

As Creation Scientists, we have never ever denied micro-evolution, the development of mice from the original mouse or the presence of dinosaurs in the Ark. What we see here with those 56,000 penises, is micro-evolution in action. As more and more young youths turn into sodomy, the ferocious resistance of the anus against the penetrating pecker causes the penis to become stronger and longer. These acquired characteristics are then passed to the next generation, just as the devil Darwin predicted.

Jesus will probably leash another plague (it is here, it is the monkey pox!) to show the sodomites the bejeezuz. I'm expecting spontaneous mass amputations of "gay" genitals, those pervert penises, within a few days!

2 Kings 5:27
The leprosy therefore of Naaman shall cleave unto thee, and unto thy seed for ever. And he went out from his presence a leper as white as snow.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Re: Penis Size Worldwide or "Why all Hungarian Men Are Homosexuals"

That's truly some Biblical imagery right there. Something like that could only happen through the power of God. And them chiners have been cruising for a divine bruising for quite a while now.

I mean, to put it another way... while we're on the topic - 25k miles of Chinese penis would reach to the Sun (less than 500 mlles away), form a bow around it and the Moon then hang a loop down the middle to form a giant celestial penis and balls constellation in the sky.

[Dennis Lukes]

Re: Penis Size Worldwide or "Why all Hungarian Men Are Homosexuals"

Twenty five thousand miles of penis would be sufficient to circumnavigate the 4 corners of the Earth. If it were made into a rope, one could conceivably pull oneself all the way around on a raft for months and months, purely on the basis of Chinese penis. That's how much there is.

That's truly some Biblical imagery right there. Something like that could only happen through the power of God. And them chiners have been cruising for a divine bruising for quite a while now.

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Re: Penis Size Worldwide or "Why all Hungarian Men Are Homosexuals"

Twenty five thousand miles of penis would be sufficient to circumnavigate the 4 corners of the Earth. If it were made into a rope, one could conceivably pull oneself all the way around on a raft for months and months, purely on the basis of Chinese penis. That's how much there is.

[Dennis Lukes]

Re: Penis Size Worldwide or "Why all Hungarian Men Are Homosexuals"

A billion Chinese penises, now that's something to visualize.

No thanks. And there are a billion chinks total, so counting out the female chinks (or counting them in, but as their combined penis length adds up to zero it seems irrelevant) that's probably only like 800,000,000 chinee wieners, which adds up to around 1.6 billion inches, or 25252.525 miles. There's something strange about that number, so naturally I assume that angels or demons are involved.

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Re: Penis Size Worldwide or "Why all Hungarian Men Are Homosexuals"

The Chinese really bring the world average down. Or so I've heard.

You may have heard correctly, Brother, but stacked end to end I think the Chinese have the largest total penis. A billion Chinese penises, now that's something to visualize.

[WWJDnow]

Re: Penis Size Worldwide or "Why all Hungarian Men Are Homosexuals"

If so, what is the average organ length reported by heterosexual men?

Are we talking just white men, or are we including the lesser races? The Chinese really bring the world average down. Or so I've heard.