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  • Titus Templeton: "Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!"

    Men of the Landover Baptist Church!


    Today I have an important announcement to make.

    The millions of immigrants flooding Europe are not only a problem. They are a chance! Today I created a new movement called the IAWR -"Immigrants against woman rights" and I have already gathered a huge group of 6 North African men to help me with our cause.

    Yes, at the end these people are enemies of God, but never forget what Christian warfare is all about: The enemy of my enemy is my Friend.

    The goal is that more and more of these barbaric dogs join my movement with me as their Supreme Leader and together we will turn down woman right's until all woman on this planet are liberated from the unnatural right's they unfairly possess. Because that is what God wants after all.


    Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee. -Genesis 3:16



    But this is just the beginning, I will now use this important moment to say that my loyalty will always belong to the Landover Baptist Church. Even if millions of immigrants are under my command, I will always be a True Christian Brother™ to the Landover Baptist Church.

    A few moments ago a guy named "mohammed from Syria" called my phone and asked if he gets "blonde German woman" if he joins my group. And I said yes,:" Yes , Mohammed! You will get as many as u want! As long as u do whatever I say and never question any order." He agreed in his filthy arabic accent but it doesn't matter. What matters is that I can use him.

    I can see now that Germany has a bright future. There is no question that once the army I have is strong enough that we can take on Angela and every single femnazi that is poisoning this country since decades.
    And for every bomb these femnazis throw at us, we will throw 5 bombs back. Every woman we find outside the kitchen or the bedroom will be considered a terrorist and enemy combatant!

    My friend Hans Gruber has already made plans for future "IAWR-Camps" where no tampons are served and femnazi-prisoners have to make the ultimative decision:" Baking pie or beeing baked!"

    Today we are 10, tomorrow we will be 20 and next week we are 100. And next year we are thousands! And once Germany is liberated, the rest of Europe will follow, and Russia and then the whole world!

    Let us all thank God, the Creator of the Universe that He has blessed us and our generation so we can experience these great times!

    Titus Templeton, 1th January, 2016
    IAWR Command Centre
    Munich, Germany
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    -Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!

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    Re: Titus Templeton: "Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!"

    Do you have a wife? If not, do you plan on eventually getting married? Do you think she'd be ok with you wanting to marginalize her? Not to mention all women?

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      Re: Titus Templeton: "Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!"

      Originally posted by Toot11 View Post
      Do you have a wife? If not, do you plan on eventually getting married? Do you think she'd be ok with you wanting to marginalize her? Not to mention all women?
      So, obeying God's rules about women is "marginalizing" them? Whatever, but I'll listen to Him instead of some mouthy anonymous woman on the internets.





      What are you doing in this forum anyway? MEN ONLY!


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        Re: Titus Templeton: "Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!"

        Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
        So, obeying God's rules about women is "marginalizing" them? Whatever, but I'll listen to Him instead of some mouthy anonymous woman on the internets.
        If anyone seeks to undermine the rights of anyone, man or woman, then yeah, it is, and that's wrong.

        What are you doing in this forum anyway? MEN ONLY!
        Well, then way is Mary Etheldreda doing here?

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          Re: Titus Templeton: "Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!"

          Originally posted by Toot11 View Post
          If anyone seeks to undermine the rights of anyone...
          Where does the Bible say anything about rights?

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            Re: Titus Templeton: "Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!"

            Originally posted by Toot11 View Post
            If anyone seeks to undermine the rights of anyone, man or woman, then yeah, it is, and that's wrong.
            Not according to the Bible (while staying in accordance with 1 Peter 2:13-14 of course).

            Well, then way is Mary Etheldreda doing here?
            She's a MODERATOR...it's her JOB.


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              Re: Titus Templeton: "Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!"

              Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
              Not according to the Bible (while staying in accordance with 1 Peter 2:13-14 of course).
              There's yet to be a convincing reason to place the Bible as the foundation for one's moral and social beliefs, or even why it's relevant at all. It's some two thousand years old, after all.

              She's a MODERATOR...it's her JOB.
              I suppose all the other female members are also mods?

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                Re: Titus Templeton: "Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!"

                Originally posted by Toot11 View Post
                There's yet to be a convincing reason to place the Bible as the foundation for one's moral and social beliefs, or even why it's relevant at all. It's some two thousand years old, after all.
                I just checked every Bible in the house: none of them have an expiration date!


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                  Re: Titus Templeton: "Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!"

                  Originally posted by Toot11 View Post
                  There's yet to be a convincing reason to place the Bible as the foundation for one's moral and social beliefs, or even why it's relevant at all. It's some two thousand years old, after all.
                  By that logic, the air you're breathing is no good because it's 6000 years old.


                  Do they not teach logic in public schools any more?




                  Originally posted by Toot11 View Post
                  I suppose all the other female members are also mods?

                  Red Herring.
                  Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                    Re: Titus Templeton: "Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!"

                    Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                    By that logic, the air you're breathing is no good because it's 6000 years old. Do they not teach logic in public schools any more?
                    Believing in a 2,000 year old book is not equivalent to breathing air (of which is older than 6,000 years old, by the way).

                    Red Herring.
                    How is that a red herring?

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                      Re: Titus Templeton: "Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!"

                      Originally posted by Toot11 View Post
                      Believing in a 2,000 year old book is not equivalent to breathing air (of which is older than 6,000 years old, by the way).
                      Appealing to age for credibility is a standard that should apply to all examples, if it is to be accepted by one. Otherwise, you're appealing to a double standard here, another logical fallacy.

                      Originally posted by Toot11 View Post
                      How is that a red herring?
                      Rather than acknowledge your rude and inappropriate behavior of crashing into the one sacred place on the interwebs for men, you wish to argue about the merits of women's rights, or moderator's rights, or I don't even know what you want other than to break up the party because you weren't invited. Even the household hell-bound atheist understands women have no rights, not even the right to breathe. We're born in sin (Psalm 51:5), and because of the nature of The Fall, we are special conduits for Satan (1 Timothy 2:14). The LORD knows this. All True Christians™ know this, for all True Christians™ read, believe, and follow the Holy Bible. The very next verse tells women in what they might find hope for Salvation, despite our disgusting contribution to mankind - bearing children (1 Timothy 2:15). People like you make it hard for women to understand and appreciate this one divine loophole. Kindly shut up before the LORD takes that away from us!
                      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                        Re: Titus Templeton: "Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!"

                        Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                        ...Even the household hell-bound atheist understands that the Bible says women have no rights...
                        FTFY. I do my best not to misrepresent your beliefs. Please, have the same courtesy? Thanks.

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                          Re: Titus Templeton: "Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!"

                          Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                          FTFY. I do my best not to misrepresent your beliefs. Please, have the same courtesy? Thanks.
                          Ahhh, I love it when Jesus-haters unintentionally admit that atheism is in fact a belief system, AKA a religion.


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                            Re: Titus Templeton: "Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!"

                            Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
                            Ahhh, I love it when Jesus-haters unintentionally admit that atheism is in fact a belief system, AKA a religion.
                            It's not a belief system. It's literally one belief: that god doesn't exist. Nothing else.

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                              Re: Titus Templeton: "Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!"

                              Originally posted by Toot11 View Post
                              It's not a belief system. It's literally one belief: that god doesn't exist. Nothing else.
                              Arguing with me will not end well. Besides, Jesus-haters have all SORTS of things they believe in:


                              1. That they will still get to Heaven even though they've spit in Jesus' beautiful face.


                              2. That we came from monkeys or eggs or worms or whatever it is this week.


                              3. That they can lead a moral life without the benefit of Scripture.


                              4. Communism.


                              5. Darwin is a god.


                              Etc., etc.
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