[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: When is it right to beat a woman?

look this is to all you "men" im a guy i dont believe in beating women and yea eve was fasioned from adams rib but here why would adam want to have a women um maybe because he wanted someone to love him and for him to love not beat love plus adam took a bite of the apple because eve took a bite he didnt beat her he shared her punishment get your heads out of your a**** and smell the cofee

Son, you are a pansy. It takes a REAL man to follow GOD's commands as we do. Adam wanted someone to bake pies for him and non of the other animals could remember the recipe. So GOD made a "helpmeet" for Adam.

Let me make another point. Many times God brought people back from the dead by breathing life into them. Nowhere in the Bible does it say God breathed life into Eve, for Adam was already alive and Eve was made from Adam's rib. So God never gave her a soul. Souls are created by GOD at the conception of life between a man and a woman, but only men have them.

It's all right there in Genesis 2

2:20 And Adam gave names to all cattle, and to the fowl of the air, and to every beast of the field; but for Adam there was not found an help meet for him.

2:21 And the LORD God caused a deep sleep to fall upon Adam, and he slept: and he took one of his ribs, and closed up the flesh instead thereof; 2:22 And the rib, which the LORD God had taken from man, made he a woman, and brought her unto the man.

2:23 And Adam said, This is now bone of my bones, and flesh of my flesh: she shall be called Woman, because she was taken out of Man.

2:24 Therefore shall a man leave his father and his mother, and shall cleave unto his wife: and they shall be one flesh.

2:25 And they were both naked, the man and his wife, and were not ashamed.

Right after that is when Eve ruined it for all of us.

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Re: When is it right to beat a woman?

You guys will ALWAYS be the minority. The majority of the world (christian or non) will ALWAYS think you are crazy. Always.

That's true, and according to the Bible, it's proof that we are right. People hated Jesus and thought He was crazy, so we shouldn't be surprised that people like you hate and persecute His followers.

John 15:18 If the world hate you, ye know that it hated me before it hated you.
John 15:19 If ye were of the world, the world would love his own: but because ye are not of the world, but I have chosen you out of the world, therefore the world hateth you.
John 15:20 Remember the word that I said unto you, The servant is not greater than his lord. If they have persecuted me, they will also persecute you; if they have kept my saying, they will keep yours also.
John 15:21 But all these things will they do unto you for my name's sake, because they know not him that sent me.

look this is to all you "men" im a guy i dont believe in beating women and yea eve was fasioned from adams rib but here why would adam want to have a women um maybe because he wanted someone to love him and for him to love not beat love plus adam took a bite of the apple because eve took a bite he didnt beat her he shared her punishment get your heads out of your a**** and smell the cofee

That stream-of-consciousness style of yours is pretty incomprehensible. Please try not to post while high. I think I spot a question in there about why God created Eve. The answer is in the Bible, friend.

Gen 2:18 And the LORD God said, It is not good that the man should be alone; I will make him an help meet for him.
Gen 2:19 And out of the ground the LORD God formed every beast of the field, and every fowl of the air; and brought them unto Adam to see what he would call them: and whatsoever Adam called every living creature, that was the name thereof.
Gen 2:20 And Adam gave names to all cattle, and to the fowl of the air, and to every beast of the field; but for Adam there was not found an help meet for him.
Gen 2:21 And the LORD God caused a deep sleep to fall upon Adam, and he slept: and he took one of his ribs, and closed up the flesh instead thereof;
Gen 2:22 And the rib, which the LORD God had taken from man, made he a woman, and brought her unto the man.

God created women to be "help meets" for men, and the only reason that was necessary is because none of the animals were up to the job. Here is an article on what it means to be a help meet.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[ultimatekyubinaruto]

Re: When is it right to beat a woman?

yea im not high im against drugs and sorry i just cant stand when people talk down on people and say they they arent saved and call a man not a man because he doesnt look down on women im sorry i truely am

[Mrs. Rogers]

Re: When is it right to beat a woman?

yea im not high im against drugs and sorry i just cant stand when people talk down on people and say they they arent saved and call a man not a man because he doesnt look down on women im sorry i truely am

If you take a moment to breathe every now and then, you'll get more oxygen travelling to your brain, dear.

[ultimatekyubinaruto]

Re: When is it right to beat a woman?

yes thank you very much guys you have helped me im very greatful and would like to learn more thank you all again oh and thank you for the advice to think before i talk mrs.rogers and pastor billy-reuben thank you for explaining that to me

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: When is it right to beat a woman?

yes thank you very much guys you have helped me im very greatful and would like to learn more thank you all again oh and thank you for the advice to think before i talk mrs.rogers and pastor billy-reuben thank you for explaining that to me

I don't like the tone you have taken with Mrs. Rogers. She is a founding member of this congregation and you would do well to afford her some kindness and respect.
Since you do not care to, I cast you down!

[adam s]

Re: When is it right to beat a woman?

you are the only sane person on this forum

CONGRATULATIONS

[Wide-Open]

Re: When is it right to beat a woman?

you are the only sane person on this forum

CONGRATULATIONS

Kid, 58 people have contributed to this thread so far - including yourself.

So:

• You are not particularly clear about who YOU think is "sane". That makes you a bit retarded.
• If you think it's not you, it makes you a retarded by your own definition.
• If you think it is you, it means you are talking to yourself (and therefor you are a retarded)

Have you tried Communication Skills 101?

Licked many windows recently?

[mayangel67]

Re: When is it right to beat a woman?

uhh, I'm a little confused here, if women do not have souls,why do they have feelings and not only that,how is it Mrs.Rogers has a seat on Gods right hand side,if she does not have a soul? If you do not have a soul you do not pass thru the pearly gates, period.It says so in the bible,if you read it from time to time you would know that,you people are making up your own rules as you go and if not please direct me to the truth.
In Gods Loving Hands,

Mayangel67 If you've ever been in love before than you have truely been touched by an angel.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: When is it right to beat a woman?

period.It says so in the bible,if you read it from time to time you would know that,you people are making up your own rules as you go and if not please direct me to the truth.

It says in the Bible that when you're on your unclean time you're to keep to yourself and not bother decent people. Now get back to your hut and stop sullying our forums.

Mayangel67 If you've ever been in love before than you have truely been touched by an angel.

Where does it say that in the Bible, you filthy unwashed hippie?

[mayangel67]

Re: When is it right to beat a woman?

It does not you idiot! that was my quote.and do you use that hippie line on everyone,its getting old,boy your still wet behind the ears and don't even know how to treat a lady,giving her a black eye for burning your steak,how sick is that! no one even replyed back to me when I asked if you guys are some S&M cult,so that must be a YES!!!!!! you fucking pervert!!!!!!!!oh and Nobar- you just commited adultery on the post where the girl is looking for a husband!! unbelievable!! wait! I believe it and oh by the way! I am a woman not a hippie and if I were,it would be better than being one of you!!!!oh and who died and made you people God,you cannot cast down my Son!!!!! oh I didnt tell you ultimatekyubinaruto is my son,yeah thats right you dips!!!! no one can cast down anyone except the lord,it is Blasphemy to think you can cast anyone down.I said my peace now you can all go back to your satanism,let me guess when ur bitches polish ur bible does it say in small word satanic over the word bible?i think it does ,no scratch that! i know it does..........Mayangel67,you are the ones who will swim in the lake of fire,are you prepared??

[Brother Temperance]

Re: When is it right to beat a woman?

It does not you idiot! that was my quote.and do you use that hippie line on everyone

No, just on hippies.

its getting old,boy your still wet behind the ears and don't even know how to treat a lady,giving her a black eye for burning your steak

Read this thread. I know exactly how to give a lady a black eye for burning my steak.

I am a woman not a hippie

Are the two mutually exclusive now? Women have weak brains, therefore they're more likely to be hippies, surely?

and if I were,it would be better than being one of you!!!!oh and who died and made you people God,you cannot cast down my Son!!!!!

I'm confused. Do you think you're God? Mary?

oh I didnt tell you ultimatekyubinaruto is my son,yeah thats right you dips!!!!

You have my sympathies. You must be so ashamed.

no one can cast down anyone except the lord

Stuff and nonsense. Meet me at the top of a flight of stairs, and I'll show you that it's perfectly possible to cast someone down.

I said my peace now you can all go back to your satanism,let me guess when ur bitches polish ur bible does it say in small word satanic over the word bible?

No. And bitches is a very disrespectful term, I'll thank you to avoid using it.

i think it does ,no scratch that! i know it does.

Friend, the sum total of what you know could probably fit on a Jap cigarette paper.

.........Mayangel67

Is that a hippy terrorist threat, or do you just like the pretty pictures?

[mayangel67]

Re: When is it right to beat a woman?

First off I'm not your friend! unless you stop right now and repent your sinful ways,Boy! you look like some washed up has been like charles manson! you give me the creeps!!! why don't you crawl back under that rock your all hiding in,so I can throw you all the way back to the stone age!!!!Dumbass!!!!!!oh and by the way ,my son is the best thing that ever happened to me in my life and he loves God and respects women,and knows women should be treated as a blooming flower and with respect!! he was also a victim of domestic violence and from a guys perspective it was not right or fair,may God have mercy on your pitiful souls......all of you!!!!that was not a terriorist threat that is who you guys are, you threatened me by saying you would cast me down the stairs!!!now thats a threat!!!!I hope you men have fun sucking each others dicks!!!!!you racist son of a bitch!!!!

[Brother Temperance]

Re: When is it right to beat a woman?

First off I'm not your friend! unless you stop right now and repent your sinful ways,Boy! you look like some washed up has been like charles manson!

Yes, I can certainly see how my long, shaggy hair and unkempt beard would give you that impression.

why don't you crawl back under that rock your all hiding in,so I can throw you all the way back to the stone age!

Um, what exactly do you want me to do? Crawl under a rock that I'm already in so you can throw me through time?

oh and by the way ,my son is the best thing that ever happened to me in my life

My heart goes out to you. You must have had a truly terrible life.

and he loves God and respects women,and knows women should be treated as a blooming flower and with respect!

At what point did you realise you'd failed so badly at parenthood you'd produced a queer child? Do you still breastfeed him?

he was also a victim of domestic violence

If you love the little faggot that much, and you're so against violence, why do you beat him up? I mean, I'd probably do the same in your situation, but it seems a little odd.

and from a guys perspective it was not right or fair

From another guy's perspective it was. This is why we need to listen to God more.

,may God have mercy on your pitiful souls......all of you!!!!that was not a terriorist threat that is who you guys are, you threatened me by saying you would cast me down the stairs!!!now thats a threat!!!!I hope you men have fun sucking each others dicks!!!!!you racist son of a bitch!!!!

Friend, you clearly have a lot of anger to work out. Why don't you go and have a nice lie-down until you've stopped bleeding from your sinful ladyparts?

[H. Montague Worthington]

Re: When is it right to beat a woman?

First off I'm not your friend! unless you stop right now and repent your sinful ways,Boy! you look like some washed up has been like charles manson! you give me the creeps!!! why don't you crawl back under that rock your all hiding in,so I can throw you all the way back to the stone age!!!!Dumbass!!!!!!oh and by the way ,my son is the best thing that ever happened to me in my life and he loves God and respects women,and knows women should be treated as a blooming flower and with respect!! he was also a victim of domestic violence and from a guys perspective it was not right or fair,may God have mercy on your pitiful souls......all of you!!!!that was not a terriorist threat that is who you guys are, you threatened me by saying you would cast me down the stairs!!!now thats a threat!!!!I hope you men have fun sucking each others dicks!!!!!you racist son of a bitch!!!!

Isn't that just like False Christians.... whenever they start losing an argument they resort to namecalling and making judgments about other people. It's sad, really. I think this person is confusing being "touched by an angel" with being "touched by an uncle."