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  • Seth Campbell
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    Re: when is it OK to beat a woman?

    Originally posted by oliver the blubbereater View Post
    You feel badly just because you hit a woman.
    You should never treat woman like that.
    If you belive it or not, women are people too.
    You treat them with respect and they will respect you
    Your not married, are you. Of course you have to hit a woman, the same as you have to hit a dog, it's the only way they will learn. If I didn't hit my wife on a regular basis, she would fall into slothfulness and I would end up with dirty stupid sons, a filthy house and no dinner on my table.

    We all have rolls to follow in this world, mine is to lead my family to a righteous afterlife, hers is to obey my commands.

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  • oliver the blubbereater
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    Re: when is it OK to beat a woman?

    Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
    Friends, I come here asking your advice in a spirit of Christ-like humility. I feat that, in the last few days, I may have grievously sinned against the Lord and male property rights, and my soul is troubled.
    Recently, I've been spending a lot of time unchaperoned with a certain young lady. Of course, we haven't actually indulged in any lustful or lascivious acts together (thank you Jesus), but only those activities which it is proper for a young man and woman to perform together: sitting around while she scrubs my floors, washes my clothes, polishes my Bible, and so on. However, a few days ago, she burnt my steak, and in response...well, I behaved as any passionate red-blooded heterosexual man would do.
    My question is: have I gone too far too fast? I know that the sacred responsibility of disciplining a woman is one of the most vital aspects of the Godly Institution of Matrimony, and to engage in this very special act with a woman I'm not actually married to just feels...wrong, really. As an unmarried woman, the young lady I beat senseless is still the property of her father, and to have damaged another Christian man's property...well, it doesn't feel good, I tell you that. So, friends, tell me honestly: by giving a black eye to a woman who doesn't belong to me, have I offended God?
    You feel badly just because you hit a woman.
    You should never treat woman like that.
    If you belive it or not, women are people too.
    You treat them with respect and they will respect you

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  • Nathan B. Forrest
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    Re: when is it OK to beat a woman?

    Originally posted by icelandic_boy View Post
    I say you are a total bully and dickhead. Nobody has the right to hit a woman. I feel lke punching you in the face and hitting you to see what its like.
    Violence and name calling is not the answer. When you grow up and move out of your parents house, please come back and talk to us.

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  • believesintruth
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    Go old Iron Crotch! I totaly agree!!

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  • Purge the Unfaithful
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    The Holy Word teaches what should happen to evil woman. Remember the lesson of Jezabel:

    (2 Kings 9:30-37) 30 At length Je′hu came to Jez′re·el, and Jez′e·bel herself heard of it. And she proceeded to paint her eyes with black paint and do her head up beautifully and to look down through the window. 31 And Je′hu himself came in by the gate. She now said: “Did it go all right with Zim′ri the killer of his lord?” 32 At that he raised his face toward the window and said: “Who is with me? Who?” Immediately two or three court officials looked down at him. 33 So he said: “Let her drop!” Then they let her drop, and some of her blood went spattering upon the wall and upon the horses; and he now trampled upon her. 34 After that he came on in and ate and drank and then said: “YOU men, please, take care of this accursed one and bury her, for she is the daughter of a king.” 35 When they went to bury her, they did not find anything of her but the skull and the feet and the palms of the hands. 36 When they returned and told him, he went on to say: “It is the word of Jehovah that he spoke by means of his servant E·li′jah the Tish′bite, saying, ‘In the tract of land of Jez′re·el the dogs will eat the flesh of Jez′e·bel. 37 And the dead body of Jez′e·bel will certainly become as manure upon the face of the field in the tract of land of Jez′re·el, that they may not say: “This is Jez′e·bel.”’”


    Do not hit a woman; push her out a window and have dogs eat her flesh!!

    I pray in Jesus' name!!!

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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    Originally posted by icelandic_boy View Post
    I say you are a total bully and dickhead. Nobody has the right to hit a woman. I feel lke punching you in the face and hitting you to see what its like.
    Dear Godmocking Whore;

    Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and spreading your legs for anyone with a dollar to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.

    Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
    5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
    5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.
    Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

    YIC,

    --Pastor Ezekiel

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  • icelandic_boy
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    Re: when is it OK to beat a woman?

    Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
    Friends, I come here asking your advice in a spirit of Christ-like humility. I feat that, in the last few days, I may have grievously sinned against the Lord and male property rights, and my soul is troubled.
    Recently, I've been spending a lot of time unchaperoned with a certain young lady. Of course, we haven't actually indulged in any lustful or lascivious acts together (thank you Jesus), but only those activities which it is proper for a young man and woman to perform together: sitting around while she scrubs my floors, washes my clothes, polishes my Bible, and so on. However, a few days ago, she burnt my steak, and in response...well, I behaved as any passionate red-blooded heterosexual man would do.
    My question is: have I gone too far too fast? I know that the sacred responsibility of disciplining a woman is one of the most vital aspects of the Godly Institution of Matrimony, and to engage in this very special act with a woman I'm not actually married to just feels...wrong, really. As an unmarried woman, the young lady I beat senseless is still the property of her father, and to have damaged another Christian man's property...well, it doesn't feel good, I tell you that. So, friends, tell me honestly: by giving a black eye to a woman who doesn't belong to me, have I offended God?
    I say you are a total bully and dickhead. Nobody has the right to hit a woman. I feel lke punching you in the face and hitting you to see what its like.

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  • True Disciple
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    Originally posted by aniceman View Post
    I was being sarcastic! I know that woman are less than men, that is why we should correct them when they are wrong. My father beats my sister whenever she does the cleaning wrong. I know this is right.
    Ah, now you are making sense all of a sudden. If you felt a sudden glowing, happy feeling, that might well have been the Holy Ghost possessing you to speak through you.

    We would appreciate it if you tell something more about yourself (age, gender, church, favorite color, etc.) in the Introduction Forum. In fact, it is a forum rule. Thank you very much.

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  • aniceman
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    I was being sarcastic! I know that woman are less than men, that is why we should correct them when they are wrong. My father beats my sister whenever she does the cleaning wrong. I know this is right.

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  • Anna Sophia
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    Originally posted by aniceman View Post
    Ohh, I didn't know respecting your wife is a sign of being gay, sorry for caring.
    yes, how dare you actually care about a woman. Geez, thats like... a sin or something

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  • Sister Kitty
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    Originally posted by aniceman View Post
    Ohh, I didn't know respecting your wife is a sign of being gay, sorry for caring.
    You do not care. Every woman wants a real and strong man for a husband. If you cared, that is what you would be. A strong man corrects his wife when she needs correcting. A weak man pretends he is his wife's girlfriend. A woman like this is not a happy woman and will push harder and harder to make her pretend man into a real man!

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  • aniceman
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    Originally posted by True Disciple View Post
    No need to worry, friend. If you accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Saviour, He will forgive you all all your sins, even these.

    Sorry, I was being sarcastic! Yay!

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  • True Disciple
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    Re: when is it OK to beat a woman?

    Originally posted by aniceman View Post
    Ohh, I didn't know respecting your wife is a sign of being gay, sorry for caring.
    No need to worry, friend. If you accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Saviour, He will forgive you all all your sins, even these.

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  • aniceman
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    Ohh, I didn't know respecting your wife is a sign of being gay, sorry for caring.

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  • GOD=life
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    Originally posted by BakerOfPies View Post
    And what of your "blessed president Bush?"
    President George W. Bush is the greatest President of the 21st century. We miss his wisdom and insights dearly

    Originally posted by BakerOfPies View Post
    As someone who is generally supported by this forum, the Patriot Act is a far cry from "welcoming."
    Sorry, I forgot to add "(unless you're a TERRORIST or CATHOLIC)"

    But you get the idea -- the atheist has earlier advocated our violent demise. Now she wants us to leave the country. Those are signs of fascism.

    We cannot let atheists take over our beloved country!

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