[Really]

Re: When is it right to beat a woman?

Wow, what a man of God...You beat the one you love..BIG MAN! Are you kidding me? No where in the bible does it say "BEAT THE ONES YOU LOVE"....You are so wrong and need to be in jail!!!

I don't understand the question. I've given sister Thumper so many black eyes, split lips and broken teeth that I've lost track. She occasionally overcooks my steaks, leaves dust bunnies under the davenport, and forgets to feed the bear dogs.

The girl means well, but I feel that I have a Christian duty to train her for future married life. I believe that Jesus expects us Men to train women thusly. If we don't, who will?

[eliot mayfield]

Re: When is it right to beat a woman?

Wow, what a man of God...You beat the one you love..BIG MAN! Are you kidding me? No where in the bible does it say "BEAT THE ONES YOU LOVE"....You are so wrong and need to be in jail!!!

Please read the Bible before telling us what is and isn't in it!

[Brother Temperance]

Re: When is it right to beat a woman?

Wow, what a man of God...You beat the one you love..BIG MAN! Are you kidding me? No where in the bible does it say "BEAT THE ONES YOU LOVE"....You are so wrong and need to be in jail!!!

I can't speak for Pastor Ezekiel, but with regards to my original post, my whole dilemma comes from the fact that I'm beating a woman I don't love. I pray that, over time, Jesus will fill my heart with enough of His love that I can come to see her in whatever way men are meant to see women, but at the moment I just kind of barely tolerate her, as long as she keeps her yap closed and doesn't ruin my steak too badly. I really worry whether it's not cheapening an important part of the loving relationship between a man and a woman to have already started beating her this early, but Pastor says it's ok, so there you go.

[Steve Wilkos]

Re: When is it right to beat a woman?

Wow, what a man of God...You beat the one you love..BIG MAN! Are you kidding me? No where in the bible does it say "BEAT THE ONES YOU LOVE"....You are so wrong and need to be in jail!!!

Smartest person I've seen on this thread.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: When is it right to beat a woman?

Smartest person I've seen on this thread.

If you've got something to say to me, then say it slaphead. But I hope you can back it up with the KJV Bible, because I can.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: When is it right to beat a woman?

Smartest person I've seen on this thread.

I thought you left! How many celebrity ghosts is it going to take to chase this impostor away?

[Glendora Christianson]

Re: When is it right to beat a woman?

Forgive me Jesus for posting on the men's forum, but...

It does seem like things have gotten off track. Anyway, I think women who wear "convenience" hairstyles should be beaten. For that matter, any gal who lets herself go and refuses to get the surgical enhancements that her husband desires might as well be a witch and dunked.

[Warrior of God]

Re: When is it right to beat a woman?

Brother Warrior, this our chance to save the mooslems. Ministry first (bullets later).

Praise Him!

I will not presume to make God's judgements for him when it comes to those who oppose his will underarms....

Instead I will follow the simple teaching of the first sergeant I had in my command, who was a devout Christian man, and allways carried a KJV as well as is weapon...
he told me...

'kill them all let God sort them out'...

wise words...
if anny of the heathens are deserving of anything they'll get it...
if they're damned,
well,
no loss anywhere anyhow...

so cap away would be the watchwords here...

[Warrior of God]

Re: When is it right to beat a woman?

Forgive me Jesus for posting on the men's forum, but...

It does seem like things have gotten off track. Anyway, I think women who wear "convenience" hairstyles should be beaten. For that matter, any gal who lets herself go and refuses to get the surgical enhancements that her husband desires might as well be a witch and dunked.

Wise words.

Any good Christian knows a woman's hair needs be long enough so it can be used as a good wrap-around handhold/halter during those times she is either chastised or made Godly use of...

[Warrior of God]

Re: When is it right to beat a woman?

Smartest person I've seen on this thread.

I hope I have got the wrong idea here...

But with all this talk of 'people needing to be in jail' , [and we know the type of homoing shenanigans that leads to],
along with all this kissyy-up flirting and ego-stroking,
some of these posts are starting to sound a liittle homo in content and intent...

maybe people need to bear in mind this is not some homo pick-up joint,
and keep their minds away from the sodomising goings on their jail references clearly suggest , and take their boy-flirting elsewhere.
Lord protect us

[LIBERTYINCHRIST]

Re: When is it right to beat a woman?

Friends, I come here asking your advice in a spirit of Christ-like humility. I feat that, in the last few days, I may have grievously sinned against the Lord and male property rights, and my soul is troubled.
Recently, I've been spending a lot of time unchaperoned with a certain young lady. Of course, we haven't actually indulged in any lustful or lascivious acts together (thank you Jesus), but only those activities which it is proper for a young man and woman to perform together: sitting around while she scrubs my floors, washes my clothes, polishes my Bible, and so on. However, a few days ago, she burnt my steak, and in response...well, I behaved as any passionate red-blooded heterosexual man would do.
My question is: have I gone too far too fast? I know that the sacred responsibility of disciplining a woman is one of the most vital aspects of the Godly Institution of Matrimony, and to engage in this very special act with a woman I'm not actually married to just feels...wrong, really. As an unmarried woman, the young lady I beat senseless is still the property of her father, and to have damaged another Christian man's property...well, it doesn't feel good, I tell you that. So, friends, tell me honestly: by giving a black eye to a woman who doesn't belong to me, have I offended God?

Dear brother T you confess that you are a pastor? Pastor of what? you show me where it says anything in the word of GOD that its OK to beat your spouse or in your case lady freind new testement beleivers are under the law of love,grace & forgiveness. I know my GOD dose not permit such acks of violence in his kingdom do you really think in heaven GOD is going to be beating his bride??? O ya if your A christian it will be you how do you like them apples get it the bride of christ!!!!

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: When is it right to beat a woman?

new testement beleivers are under the law of love,grace & forgiveness.

The whole KJV1611 is what we follow Mr. Feelgood Bible false christian! New and Old Testament, the whole thing. Every word is God's word. And God's word is law!

And you are one lousy writer! Are you a foreigner?

[Brother Temperance]

Re: When is it right to beat a woman?

I know my GOD dose not permit such acks of violence in his kingdom do you really think in heaven GOD is going to be beating his bride??? O ya if your A christian it will be you how do you like them apples get it the bride of christ!!!!

That's precisely it! God violently punishes us whenever we displease Him in any way, so I am only striving to act in a Christian fashion.

[H. Montague Worthington]

Re: When is it right to beat a woman?

If a woman "asks for it," the least a man can do is oblige.

P.S. Can you believe the disgusting sexist attacks the LIEberals are smearing Gov. Palin with? Terrible. What a horribly sad depth those LIEberals have sunk to.

[Off Base]

Re: When is it right to beat a woman?

The fact that you people would even need to ask this disgusts me.

As a simple answer: NEVER! You can defend yourself, but you shouldn't have to beat a woman! Anyway, if you need to defend yourself from a woman, you don't need to be with her, anyway.