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  • CrystalMeth98
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Sep 2008
    • 14

    #106
    Re: When is it right to beat a woman?

    I don't believe this young woman deserved to be struck. While I understand your anger towards her burning your dinner, you have to understand
    We are nothing like God. We are far from perfect, and we make mistakes, big and small. Your outburst was just an example of your human emotions.
    I am a victim of the human curse of rage, both in real life and on this forum...

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    • Brother Temperance
      Senior Usher
      True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
      A very nice young man
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 15621

      #107
      Re: When is it right to beat a woman?

      Originally posted by CrystalMeth98 View Post
      While I understand your anger towards her burning your dinner, you have to understand We are nothing like God.
      I understand that perfectly. That's why I gave her a black eye instead of smiting her with a plague of locusts.
      O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



      God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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      • AliceS
        Unsaved Trash The "S" is for sodomite
        Under Investigation
        • Sep 2008
        • 19

        #108
        Re: When is it right to beat a woman?

        Originally posted by Old Man Hatchet View Post
        He didn't attack her. He disciplined her, you insufferable harlot. You are the one who is doing the attacking. You need to leave poor Brother Temperance alone and go back to servicing tallywackers for two dollars a pop.
        She's not attacking "poor" Brother Temperance, she's disciplining him.
        But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me.--Luke 19:27

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        • AliceS
          Unsaved Trash The "S" is for sodomite
          Under Investigation
          • Sep 2008
          • 19

          #109
          Re: When is it right to beat a woman?

          hey crystal meth, i'm sorry to hear that. If you're suffering abuse you should really seek help, either from a psychologist or social services. No one deserves to be the victim of a person's rage.
          Good luck
          But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me.--Luke 19:27

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          • AliceS
            Unsaved Trash The "S" is for sodomite
            Under Investigation
            • Sep 2008
            • 19

            #110
            Re: When is it right to beat a woman?

            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
            Okay, does anyone understand what this chink is talking about? I can't make heads nor tails of his gibberish.
            I can understand perfectly what this person is saying. What I can't understand is why you evade all debate. Are you afraid of being proven wrong? Are you not capable of revising and explaining logically your ideas?
            But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me.--Luke 19:27

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            • Ebenezer Wright
              True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • Jul 2008
              • 1021

              #111
              Re: When is it right to beat a woman?

              Originally posted by AliceS View Post
              I can understand perfectly what this person is saying. What I can't understand is why you evade all debate. Are you afraid of being proven wrong? Are you not capable of revising and explaining logically your ideas?

              Oh we are plenty capable. No one is interested in listening to the babbling fountain of boredom that is your mouth.

              This is not a debate forum. The purpose of this site is to praise and glorify the Lord, Jesus Christ. It is a place for Christians to fellowship and worship. The goal of the Landover Baptist Church forum is to draw people to Jesus Christ because Scripture confirms that salvation comes only through Him.
              Gather around so that I can read to you from my book of TRUTH. Genesis thru Revelations....Pick one!

              Luke 12:5- But I will forewarn you whom ye shall fear: Fear him, which after he hath killed hath power to cast into hell; yea, I say unto you, Fear him.

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              • Don Bozo el Guapo
                God's Pincushion
                • Apr 2008
                • 651

                #112
                Re: When is it right to beat a woman?

                Its never right, I cant do it even when they beg to be spanked. Even when the beers warm and they forget to feed the hounds a good swift kick in the butt should suffice. But beating? Nunca! Nunca! Nunca!
                Wrestling with Demons.
                Apostle at LARGE to the Heathen Latin Chicas.
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                • Poketroid
                  Unsaved trash
                  Under Investigation
                  • Sep 2008
                  • 13

                  #113
                  Re: When is it right to beat a woman?

                  It's never right to beat anyone.

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                  • Wide-Open
                    Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                    A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                    Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                    True Christian™
                    • Nov 2007
                    • 18449

                    #114
                    Re: When is it right to beat a woman?

                    Originally posted by Poketroid View Post
                    It's never right to beat anyone.
                    That's not what God said friend.

                    Proverbs 22:15
                    Foolishness is bound in the heart of a child; but the rod of correction shall drive it far from him.

                    Sometimes he wants us to beat children, women, or just plainly kill a whole people. That's how much he loves us.
                    Psalm 81:10:
                    I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                    open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                    • Osambo 08
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                      • Sep 2008
                      • 671

                      #115
                      Re: When is it right to beat a woman?

                      It's never right to beat a woman unless you want to go to jail.Divorce is always an alternative .

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                      • Ezekiel Bathfire
                        Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                        Christ's Rottweiler
                         
                        • Jan 2008
                        • 22855

                        #116
                        Re: When is it right to beat a woman?

                        Originally posted by Gunnels
                        Quoted for truth.
                        Quoted by an idiot! OK, you look it up, what are the only grounds for divorce according to Jesus?
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                        “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                        Author of such illuminating essays as,
                        Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                        • SayvedByTheLord
                          Sinner Who Has Found the Truth©
                          True Christian™
                          • May 2007
                          • 3151

                          #117
                          Re: When is it right to beat a woman?

                          Wrong again spook. God commands that a slut wife be dealt with properly. If it comes to divorce then she must pay the price and go to the Lake of Fire.

                          Jeremiah 3:7-9

                          And I said after she had done all these things, Turn thou unto me. But she returned not. And her treacherous sister Judah saw it.

                          And I saw, when for all the causes whereby backsliding Israel committed adultery I had put her away, and given her a bill of divorce; yet her treacherous sister Judah feared not, but went and played the harlot also.

                          And it came to pass through the lightness of her whoredom, that she defiled the land, and committed adultery with stones and with stocks.


                          Originally posted by Osambo 08 View Post
                          It's never right to beat a woman unless you want to go to jail.Divorce is always an alternative .


                          Leviticus 26:27-29

                          27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
                          28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
                          29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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                          • Osambo 08
                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                            • Sep 2008
                            • 671

                            #118
                            Re: When is it right to beat a woman?

                            Originally posted by SayvedByTheLord View Post
                            Wrong again spook. God commands that a slut wife be dealt with properly. If it comes to divorce then she must pay the price and go to the Lake of Fire.

                            Jeremiah 3:7-9

                            And I said after she had done all these things, Turn thou unto me. But she returned not. And her treacherous sister Judah saw it.

                            And I saw, when for all the causes whereby backsliding Israel committed adultery I had put her away, and given her a bill of divorce; yet her treacherous sister Judah feared not, but went and played the harlot also.

                            And it came to pass through the lightness of her whoredom, that she defiled the land, and committed adultery with stones and with stocks.
                            There are things called repentance and imploring for forgiveness.

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                            • Pastor Ezekiel
                              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                               
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 78553

                              #119
                              Re: When is it right to beat a woman?

                              Originally posted by Osambo 08 View Post
                              It's never right to beat a woman unless you want to go to jail.Divorce is always an alternative .
                              The alternative to following God's Holy Word is eternal damnation. He spells out clearly in the Bible that He expects Men to subjugate women.
                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                              • Osambo 08
                                Confirmed Enemy of God
                                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                • Sep 2008
                                • 671

                                #120
                                Re: When is it right to beat a woman?

                                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                The alternative to following God's Holy Word is eternal damnation. He spells out clearly in the Bible that He expects Men to subjugate women.
                                Youve probably distorted his Word once again.

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