[Grinder]

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Its nice to know that my church, which has supported missions to the "Pine Ridge" Indian Resevation, New Orleans for Katrina reconstruction, Mexico where there are people who literally live on a pile of garbage, and other places, as well as work with habitat for humanity, The salvation army, associated charaties, Relay for life, and other non-prophet groups qualifies as a cult.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Sorry, I have this ability where I can tell when people are pumping me for money. Anywho, I give enough to my church, and at least I know the money there is well spent.

Son, the money you give to your false Christian cult will only serve to piss off Jesus even more. You are already a damned foreigner, a sodomite, a worshiper of that fat chink god boodah, and a mocker of God. Your only way out is to accept Jesus as your personal Saviour, read the Holy KJV1611 Bible from cover to cover, and tithe to Landover Baptist Church. all other paths lead to an eternity being anally raped by satan. Your choice, fool.

Revelation 3:16 So then because thou art lukewarm, and neither cold nor hot, I will spue thee out of my mouth.

[Grinder]

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I have provided you a path to guaranteed Salvation©. How is that insulting? I can tell when I am speaking with the power of the Holy Ghost, because I have rattled satan's cage! GLORY!! That is why you are throwing a hissy fit you filthy sodomite. Because you KNOW that Jesus always wins.

Sorry, I have this ability where I can tell when people are pumping me for money. Anywho, I give enough to my church, and at least I know the money there is well spent.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Its funny to think, if god did not want us to be scarcastic, ironic, rethorical, or any of the other dozens of other "meta"-moods, then why would he give us the ability to be all those things.

It is satan who controls you boy. Your evil master causes you to mock Jesus and persecute True Christians™. God gives us a choice. you are choosing evil.


Ok, now I know that your insulting me.

I have provided you a path to guaranteed Salvation©. How is that insulting? I can tell when I am speaking with the power of the Holy Ghost, because I have rattled satan's cage! GLORY!! That is why you are throwing a hissy fit you filthy sodomite. Because you KNOW that Jesus always wins.

[Grinder]

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Instead of these mental masturbation games, why not get on your knees right this minute and beg Jesus to take over. Without the saving grace of Jesus' blood, you are lost boy. 100% lost. No sarcasm or irony of mind games.

Its funny to think, if god did not want us to be scarcastic, ironic, rethorical, or any of the other dozens of other "meta"-moods, then why would he give us the ability to be all those things.

Now scroll down and hit that Paypla button at the bottom of this page,

Ok, now I know that your insulting me.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Would anything change if I said yes? That was a rethorical question BTW...

Instead of these mental masturbation games, why not get on your knees right this minute and beg Jesus to take over. Without the saving grace of Jesus' blood, you are lost boy. 100% lost. No sarcasm or irony of mind games.

Now scroll down and hit that Paypla button at the bottom of this page, and you will be put in touch with a pastor who can set up a robust tithing schedule for you. Do it now, because Jesus hates you nancyboy.

[Grinder]

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Do you have some problem with that?

Would anything change if I said yes? That was a rethorical question BTW...

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Why do I get the feeling that everything on these forums is meant to be ironic...

Friend, we are as serious as Jesus. We have no need for irony or sarcasm, which are tools of satan and homers like you. We follow the Holy KJV1611 Bible to the letter. Do you have some problem with that?

[Grinder]

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Son, that is nothing compared to how these chinks and homers are going to feel once Jesus tosses them into eternal hellfire. THAT will not be anything to pin a smiley face on, no siree.

Why do I get the feeling that everything on these forums is meant to be ironic...

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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To bad there is not a smiley face that is laughing and crying at the same time, because thats how I feel...

Son, that is nothing compared to how these chinks and homers are going to feel once Jesus tosses them into eternal hellfire. THAT will not be anything to pin a smiley face on, no siree.

[Grinder]

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Wrong!
Gooks manufacture these "Beans". With all their experience of cross-breeding they have somehow managed to develop Homer-inducing chemicals within the beans.

To bad there is not a smiley face that is laughing and crying at the same time, because thats how I feel...

[Talitha]

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This may be the weirdest thing I have ever seen. God/nature created soy beans, and they have been a staple crop for mankind since pre-history, its not some big homosexual conspiricy.

Wrong!
Gooks manufacture these "Beans". With all their experience of cross-breeding they have somehow managed to develop Homer-inducing chemicals within the beans.

BTW, sorry Pastors. I know I'm in the men only section and will leave straight away.

[Grinder]

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This may be the weirdest thing I have ever seen. God/nature created soy beans, and they have been a staple crop for mankind since pre-history, its not some big homosexual conspiricy.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Somehow the 1.4 billion Chinese must have discovered a way to counteract the sissifying effects of soy.

Brother Worthington, I have extensive experience with the ornamentals, and trust me, they are sissified to a degree unimaginable in proper White American society. Not only do they all look alike, but the male slants and the female slants can't tell each other apart. Through the overuse of satanic soy products, the chinks have lost all body hair and most physical features that would differentiate the sexes, as God intended. They can't even decide if their fat boodah god is a male or female! Another reason to keep tofu out of America.

[H. Montague Worthington]

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Somehow the 1.4 billion Chinese must have discovered a way to counteract the sissifying effects of soy.