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Suggestions for English Classes?
I solicit suggestions for English classes in preparation for my move to a land where American is not spoken. I will need a spelling class too since I will need to know when to use “ou” instead of just “o” and “c” instead of “s”, which is troubling at the very least. I also need to know what they call homos over there.
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Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”
Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.Amen and Amen -
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Please disregard this request. I am happy to remain in the USA where we know how to spell things correctly and know when to leave out the "u" and when to use "s" the way God intended.
Glory Hallelujah! I'm proud to be an American, where I can speak American and Jesus smiles down on us every day.Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”
Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.Amen and Amen -
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Brother, I know you're not going to England any more, but I do have an educational anecdote. A number of years ago, an English fella showed up at my motel. He wore a suit, a bowler hat, and glasses, like most Brits do. He spoke with that goofy accent that distorts and mangles our beautiful language so and asked me for a room. I said sure, and then he asked if it was okay if he "smoked a fag" in there. I told him that this wasn't that kind of motel, and showed him Leviticus 20:13 in my Bible. He said, "I'm talking about cigarettes, mate." To which I replied, "Who are you calling 'mate,' fag?" And then I knocked him on his British ass. Typical Eurotrash coward, he fled the premises and never returned.
The moral of the story, of course, is that English people are gay.I was sinking deep in sin far from the peaceful shore,Very deeply stained within, sinking to rise no more;But the Master of the Sea heard my despairing cry,From the waters lifted me, now safe am I!Comment
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Re: Suggestions for English Classes?
Originally posted by Dennis Lukes View Post
England is where homerism was invented. Shakespeare, Oscar Wilde (even given a gay porn name at birth!), Jeremy Thorpe, Elton John, Ted Heath, two of the Spice Girls. The list goes on and on.
Homerism was so entrenched in England that all boy schools had a fag system to ritualise homo behavior from a young age.
Legally, the Brits have always been namby pamby about punishments for this obnoxious behavior. No death penalty since 1835. Imprisonment never worked as the homer would just have more goods to select from. Just like locking up a diabetic in a candy shop. Surgical and chemical castration were pathetically under employed in stopping the contagion, and now have been taken away by so called "reforms".
Phil58 If thou wilt not observe to do all the words of this law that are written in this book, that thou mayest fear this glorious and fearful name, THE LORD THY GOD; 59 Then the LORD will make thy plagues wonderful, and the plagues of thy seed, even great plagues, and of long continuance, and sore sicknesses, and of long continuance. 60 Moreover he will bring upon thee all the diseases of Egypt, which thou wast afraid of; and they shall cleave unto thee. 61 Also every sickness, and every plague, which is not written in the book of this law, them will the LORD bringk upon thee, until thou be destroyed.
Deuteronomy 28: 58- 61Comment
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