[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

I am saved. You don't know me.
It's you crazy assholes that give Christianity a bad name.
I didn't go to Christian schools for 10 years for this bullshit.
But I still feel it doesn't clearly state it's okay to beat your wife for burning you're piffleing food. =/

If you're Saved(c) then so is my shower curtain.

What you are is a teenaged feminazi loudmouth who thinks she knows more than God and Men. Well, you don't. The next time I catch you mouthing off in the MEN'S ONLY section of this Christian forum, I'm going to modify your posting privileges.

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

I am saved. You don't know me.
It's you crazy assholes that give Christianity a bad name.
I didn't go to Christian schools for 10 years for this bullshit.

Yes, as we all know, mere attendance at a Christian school is a surefire guarantee of salvation

You say that I don't know you. I can see how you act. You barge in here and proceed to judge us, you get angry over nothing, and you swear like a sailor. I know you by your actions (Mt 7:20).

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[Brother Temperance]

Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

How many times are you atheist mockers going to ask us the same question in one thread? The relevant scripture has already been posted several times in this thread. Here's one of those times.

You sure are lazy. No wonder you aren't saved. You expect others to read the Bible for you because you are too lazy to do it yourself.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

And then, when people do read the Bible for them and explain it to them, they're too lazy to read that either.

[Mollywhop]

Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

Yes, as we all know, mere attendance at a Christian school is a surefire guarantee of salvation

You say that I don't know you. I can see how you act. You barge in here and proceed to judge us, you get angry over nothing, and you swear like a sailor. I know you by your actions (Mt 7:20).

Pastor Billy-Reuben

You're all just perfect, sinless, God-fearing people, eh?
I know you all by your actions, you're really just a bunch of sexist, racist, and Bible-humping pigs.
You should all be castrated so you can't reproduce anymore children and raise them to believe all of this is right because it sure as shit isn't.

[Mollywhop]

Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

If you're Saved© then so is my shower curtain.

What you are is a teenaged feminazi loudmouth who thinks she knows more than God and Men. Well, you don't. The next time I catch you mouthing off in the MEN'S ONLY section of this Christian forum, I'm going to modify your posting privileges.

Bite me.
You all have your heads so far up your asses that you can't see it's 2009.
This is not the 1950s.

[John Bois Ward]

Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

Bite me.
You all have your heads so far up your asses that you can't see it's 2009.
This is not the 1950s.

So, these "Christian" schools that you attended taught you that God's Words change over time? Would you mind providing Biblical evidence to support your conclusion or did your education only teach you how to use profanity and attack the belief system of others?

[Mollywhop]

Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

So, these "Christian" schools that you attended taught you that God's Words change over time? Would you mind providing Biblical evidence to support your conclusion or did your education only teach you how to use profanity and attack the belief system of others?

I'm saying that times have changed, you need to snap back into reality.
The Bible was written very long ago.
I know the Bible says things like, " Homosexual sex is a sin. " and other things of that nature.
But the current world is full of gays, sex, different cultures, religions and beliefs and people like you need to suck it up instead of slamming everybody who isn't beating their wife.

[John Bois Ward]

Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

I'm saying that times have changed, you need to snap back into reality.
The Bible was written very long ago.
I know the Bible says things like, " Homosexual sex is a sin. " and other things of that nature.
But the current world is full of gays, sex, different cultures, religions and beliefs and people like you need to suck it up instead of slamming everybody who isn't beating their wife.

Thanks for regurgitating the standard post-modernist approach to morals. Any proof from The Bible to back up your belief that morality is relativistic and that something is permitted as long as “society” agrees it’s okay (at least for today, tomorrow it could change)? Do you consider anything absolute?

[Sixtha (Quarantined)]

Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

Wow.. you guys are no different from the muslims.

Did you know they teach how to punch their wives on tv?

[Pastor Rune Enoe]

Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

Wow.. you guys are no different from the muslims.

We are NOTHING like the Muslims. We do NOT worship SATAN under the name Allah or any other name

We are True Christians™. We are justified by Jesus' blood, we have been cleansed of all sins by the blood of Jesus, and we shall be saved from wrath through our Savior Jesus Christ.

Did you know they teach how to punch their wives on tv?

Do enlighten us.

[Nobar King]

Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

Did you know they teach how to punch their wives on tv?

Is that like their version of The Newlywed Game?

[Sixtha (Quarantined)]

Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

Is that like their version of The Newlywed Game?

I couldn't type it better.

[Brother_Percy]

Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

Wow.. you guys are no different from the muslims.

How dare you! I have NEVER worn a towel on my head all day long, nor have I walked around all day in my pajamas. I take a shower EVERY DAY, and I do NOT walk around stinking of camel dung. Nor do I worship a pedophile, or want to marry a dozen 6 year old girls. I just thought I'd let you know, I find what you just said both ignorant, and very offensive.

Did you know they teach how to punch their wives on tv?

I take it you've never seen 'Springer'???

[Sixtha (Quarantined)]

Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

I take it you've never seen 'Springer'???

I love the show.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

Wow.. you guys are no different from the muslims.

Did you know they teach how to punch their wives on tv?

Yet more proof that the towelheads are inferior. Seriously, who finds punching your wife so difficult that you need to be taught how to do it? You draw your fist back, you move your fist forward...the sand negros must be truly backward if they can't get their tiny little Mahommedan heads around that idea.