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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78555

    #286
    Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

    Take a look at this latest liberal attempt at thwarting God's Will.




    This commercial is just another example of how the LIEbrals have it backwards. Correcting females at home prevents it from happening in public. I would say that it seems to be working quite well as we rarely see this kind of embarrassing thing happen in public. There is no need to change anything.

    As always, God got is right the first time.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • ThatOneGothicChick
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      • Apr 2009
      • 10

      #287
      Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

      No YOU CAN NOT. It is domestic abuse. You can get time for that. I am turning you in! If i found out you do it.

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      • Nobar King
        Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
        Christ's Guardian
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2007
        • 23748

        #288
        Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

        Watch out, the internet police is here! It's about time one of you showed up.
        May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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        • ThatOneGothicChick
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          • Apr 2009
          • 10

          #289
          Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

          Yes i am the 'internet police' or whatever you wanna call it. But im going to get you guys in alot of trouble. I know people who are cops. And i will tell them about this site. And how you guys abuse women.

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          • miss mendoza
            Unsaved trash
            Under Investigation
            • Apr 2009
            • 2

            #290
            Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

            omg you sob's its never a right time to hit a woman frigging pansies you can hold their arms or move away from them or even restrain them from hurtin gyou but never never never never hit them!

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            • ThatOneGothicChick
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              • Apr 2009
              • 10

              #291
              Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

              Thank you someone agrees with me.

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              • Pastor Ezekiel
                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 78555

                #292
                Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

                Originally posted by ThatOneGothicChick View Post
                Thank you someone agrees with me.
                You can thank satan in person once Jesus sends you to hell for mocking God. We don't allow teenaged demons to roam our Godly forum.
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • Nobar King
                  Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                  Christ's Guardian
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2007
                  • 23748

                  #293
                  Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

                  Originally posted by miss mendoza View Post
                  hit a woman frigging pansies
                  Is that like this?
                  May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                  • no1steelerfan
                    Unsaved trash
                    • Apr 2009
                    • 10

                    #294
                    Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

                    haha whenever you're ready to go to jail, there are laws that protect women, they have rights. it really doesn't matter if you believe you can hit a woman because she is annoying.
                    I want satan's steel up my bum

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                    • John Bois Ward
                      True Christian™
                      True Christian™
                      • Mar 2009
                      • 350

                      #295
                      Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

                      Originally posted by no1steelerfan View Post
                      haha whenever you're ready to go to jail, there are laws that protect women, they have rights. it really doesn't matter if you believe you can hit a woman because she is annoying.
                      I’m sorry but you must be confused. This forum is dedicated to a discussion concerning living a life dedicated to God’s Laws. If you want to discuss the nation’s penal codes I’m sure there are plenty of forums where your “insight” would be appreciated.
                      Matthew 5:17-18 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil. For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled.

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                      • SayvedByTheLord
                        Sinner Who Has Found the Truth©
                        True Christian™
                        • May 2007
                        • 3151

                        #296
                        Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

                        Originally posted by no1steelerfan View Post
                        haha whenever you're ready to go to jail, there are laws that protect women, they have rights. it really doesn't matter if you believe you can hit a woman because she is annoying.
                        As the Bible says, women are technically not human subject to their husbands. That of course is subject for another thread. I suppose in a very loose sense it might be animal cruelty.


                        Leviticus 26:27-29

                        27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
                        28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
                        29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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                        • Brother Temperance
                          Senior Usher
                          True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                          A very nice young man
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 15621

                          #297
                          Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

                          Originally posted by miss mendoza View Post
                          omg you sob's its never a right time to hit a woman frigging pansies
                          Why are you calling us pansies? Surely it's the men who are too afraid to hit women that're the real pansies here? If you can't read the Bible, you should at least be able to think in a straight line.
                          Originally posted by no1steelerfan View Post
                          haha whenever you're ready to go to jail, there are laws that protect women, they have rights.
                          I'm a firm believer in women's rights. They have the right to remain silent, and the right to get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.
                          O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                          God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                          • drsteeze
                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                            • May 2009
                            • 2

                            #298
                            Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

                            my god. this is horrible i hope you are not serious to think that you would Break your wife's arms? or a rib? that makes me feel so horrible

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                            • Karl Marx Reborne
                              Unsaved trash
                              • May 2009
                              • 23

                              #299
                              Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

                              The catholic church says that no man shall read the bible and be able to understand it takes many people to be able to understand the complexity of it. There are somethings that are quite obvious though like
                              Blessed are the poor in spirit,
                              for theirs is the kingdom of heaven
                              .
                              Blessed are they who mourn,
                              for they shall be comforted
                              .
                              Blessed are the meek,
                              for they shall possess the earth
                              .
                              Blessed are they who hunger and thirst for justice,
                              for they shall be satisfied
                              .
                              Blessed are the merciful,
                              for they shall obtain mercy
                              .
                              Blessed are the pure of heart,
                              for they shall see God
                              .
                              Blessed are the peacemakers,
                              for they shall be called sons of God
                              .
                              Blessed are they who suffer persecution for justice sake,
                              for theirs is the kingdom of heaven
                              .


                              Maybe you should follow these the next time you think of beating your wife

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                              • Brother Temperance
                                Senior Usher
                                True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                                A very nice young man
                                True Christian™
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 15621

                                #300
                                Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

                                Originally posted by Karl Marx Reborne View Post
                                The catholic church says that no man shall read the bible and be able to understand it takes many people to be able to understand the complexity of it.
                                That's because no-one can read the Bible and understand how the Catholics could use it to justify their blasphemies. God hates the Papist scum every bit as much as He hates commie scum. And don't get me started on Archbishop Romero!
                                O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                                God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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