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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78552
    #16
    Re: women do not read this! Dingleberries against Islam

    Originally posted by Myers View Post
    Of course marrying a six year old is pedophilia. But making sure your private areas are properly groomed? That has nothing to do with pedophilia in any way. Go ahead, contradict me.
    It seems that we have inadvertantly hit upon a rather sensitive area for "mom". Defending fags in another thread, and now defending an obsessive concern about the hair around one's nasty parts reveals him for what he is: a disciple of satan.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • OnYourKnees
        On Extended Furlough
        True Christian™
        • Nov 2006
        • 4729
        #17
        Re: women do not read this! Dingleberries against Islam

        Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
        Dingleberry? What on earth is a.............*looks up urban dictionary*..........OH.......

        I hate you guys.
        What part of "Men Only" did you not understand?

        There's no reason for you to be upset; that's like seeing a sign that says WET PAINT and being ticked off that you got some on your "book of shadows".

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          • Mom
            Unsaved Trash
            Hellion, Clown Boy, etc. -- witless and vexations dunderheads
            • Dec 2006
            • 115
            #18
            Re: women do not read this! Dingleberries against Islam

            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
            It seems that we have inadvertantly hit upon a rather sensitive area for "mom". Defending fags in another thread, and now defending an obsessive concern about the hair around one's nasty parts reveals him for what he is: a disciple of satan.
            Grooming one's private areas prevents crabs, lice, infection, and is ultimately more sanitary. Women like it better too. Not grooming it is sort of 'red-neckish'. I'm a little taken aback that a man of your age would still be apalled by natural body parts such as one's "nasty areas".

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              • eliot mayfield
                God Squad
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 9324
                #19
                Re: women do not read this! Dingleberries against Islam

                Originally posted by Myers View Post
                Of course marrying a six year old is pedophilia. But making sure your private areas are properly groomed? That has nothing to do with pedophilia in any way. Go ahead, contradict me.
                They want these areas shaved so they can pretend they're pre-teens!
                Whay does Allah promise 70 virgins in Paradise? Because they will be children. The pedophile fixation is quite clear.
                Matthew:
                5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 78552
                    #20
                    Re: women do not read this! Dingleberries against Islam

                    Originally posted by eliot mayfield View Post
                    They want these areas shaved so they can pretend they're pre-teens!
                    Whay does Allah promise 70 virgins in Paradise? Because they will be children. The pedophile fixation is quite clear.
                    See, this is yet another myth surrounding the islam menace. Their false God allah (may piss be upon him) didn't actually promise them 72 virgins in mudslime paradise. He them promises one 72 year old virgin.

                    I'm sure all the sand-nigras wake up in hell with a surprised look on their faces, right before satan presents them with their zombie grandma to service for eternity.
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      • Brother Temperance
                        Senior Usher
                        True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                        A very nice young man
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 15621
                        #21
                        Re: women do not read this! Dingleberries against Islam

                        Originally posted by Myers View Post
                        Grooming one's private areas prevents crabs, lice, infection, and is ultimately more sanitary.
                        Not fornicating with random strangers also prevents crabs, lice, infection, is more sanitary, AND has the added bonus of not condemning you to eternal hellfire, but I bet you've never even considered that possibility, have you? Oh, and how exactly does grooming one's sinful parts prevent STIs? Not even the seculiar scientists would agree with you on that one.
                        O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                        God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                          • Mom
                            Unsaved Trash
                            Hellion, Clown Boy, etc. -- witless and vexations dunderheads
                            • Dec 2006
                            • 115
                            #22
                            Re: women do not read this! Dingleberries against Islam

                            Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                            Not fornicating with random strangers also prevents crabs, lice, infection, is more sanitary, AND has the added bonus of not condemning you to eternal hellfire, but I bet you've never even considered that possibility, have you? Oh, and how exactly does grooming one's sinful parts prevent STIs? Not even the seculiar scientists would agree with you on that one.
                            You mean STDs? Lice and infection isn't always sexually transmitted. Neither is crabs in certain cases. And I never said having intercourse with strangers isn't risky.

                            Not cleaning your private areas can lead to rashes and in serious cases, infections. (Not to mention being more prone to lice). Especially if you continualy scratch yourself after recieving a rash, which I know you do anyway since you can't masturbate... Also, if you do happen to aqcuire lice or crabs, it's much more sanitary to remove the pubic hair to prevent further infection and to help get rid of the lice/crabs.

                            It's also more sanitary and more pleasurable for your partner.

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                              • Bobby-Joe
                                Landover Security Superviser
                                Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                                NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                                True Christian™
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 18405
                                #23
                                Re: women do not read this! Dingleberries against Islam

                                Originally posted by Myers View Post
                                It's also more sanitary and more pleasurable for your partner.
                                Friend,

                                Maybe it is time you take your mind off your partner's pleasure and think more about Christ's pleasure. Jesus lovers you a lot friend, a lot more longer and harder than any floozie you could date. So don't upset Jesus by not thinking of Him or you will end up burning in Hell.

                                Hellfire is a STD there is cure for friend.

                                Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                                  • Mom
                                    Unsaved Trash
                                    Hellion, Clown Boy, etc. -- witless and vexations dunderheads
                                    • Dec 2006
                                    • 115
                                    #24
                                    Re: women do not read this! Dingleberries against Islam

                                    Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                                    Hellfire is a STD there is cure for friend.
                                    Just like AIDS, right?

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                                      • Mom
                                        Unsaved Trash
                                        Hellion, Clown Boy, etc. -- witless and vexations dunderheads
                                        • Dec 2006
                                        • 115
                                        #25
                                        Re: women do not read this! Dingleberries against Islam

                                        Originally posted by eliot mayfield View Post
                                        They want these areas shaved so they can pretend they're pre-teens!
                                        Whay does Allah promise 70 virgins in Paradise? Because they will be children. The pedophile fixation is quite clear.
                                        Grooming isn't just shaving bald. It could be trimming or cleaning. Making sure it's cleaned properly for medical reasons. And pretending to be a teen isn't always the motive.

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