[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

This must be a joke.

I can recall no one who laughed at God and saw Heaven.

You people blindly follow every word in the Bible.

We have Faith in The Lord of Hosts, yes.

Have you ever thought to think that this was written by a person who had misconstrued the true word of God?

No, KJV1611 is inerrant

Or ever stopped to think that this was written thousands of years ago and we have come to an age that realizes murder as not only a sin in the eyes of God, but as a general act of wrongdoing, regardless of culture.

God agrees with you,, murder is wrong - killing is not - look on it as a war against the enemies of God.

Please explain to me how it is a sin to murder, but this quote from scripture tells us to murder?

How is it possible for it to be murder? The disgusting act described in the verse carries a capital punishment.

Surely, God does not make exceptions in which murder is ok.

I have already answered this one, I wish you'd keep up. [...rantings of a God-Mocker deleted]

[Ricardo Reis (Quarantined)]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

Maybe your grandpa was a baboon, but mine wasn't.

Enjoy hell, Tarzan.

A Baboon is a monkey. Perhaps you should go get your glasses before you further ridicule the remnants of your IQ.

[Ricardo Reis (Quarantined)]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

Pastor Ezekiel

You were the one who insulted yourself. But it's alright, your lack of knowledge in the matter prevents you from a healthy debate. In other words: you're yet another ignorant. So please refrain from actual debate as it will only send you further down into the abyss of stupidity.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

Pastor Ezekiel

You were the one who insulted yourself. But it's alright, your lack of knowledge in the matter prevents you from a healthy debate. In other words: you're yet another ignorant. So please refrain from actual debate as it will only send you further down into the abyss of stupidity.

Dear Ricky;

This is not a debate forum. Take somewhere else. We are not even the slightest bit interested in the opions of a wad of unsaved scum such as yourself, because the Holy Bible tells us to keep clear of trash like you.

"Whosoever transgresseth, and abideth not in the doctrine of Christ, hath not God. He that abideth in the doctrine of Christ, he hath both the Father and the Son. If there come any unto you, and bring not this doctrine, receive him not into your house, neither bid him God speed: For he that biddeth him God speed is partaker of his evil deeds" -- 2 John 1:9-11

Enjoy hell, monkey-worshiper.

[BronzedViper]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

Hello friends,

I noticed that you have a lot of threads about women and how they should act and be treated.
I discovered a situation that I have not yet found the answer to. You see, just the other day I walked in on my wife in the shower (I don't allow her to lock any doors in the house, unless I say otherwise) and I was led to believe that she was pleasuring herself. We have a retractable shower head, and when I walked in, it was near her devil's layer and she seemed unusually embarrassed.

Though I did punish her, I don't know what else to do beyond these lines.
I need advice on what the right thing to do would be.

Your Brother in Faith,
Dustin

Speaking from a purely medical standpoint there is nothing wrong with this behavior, you have no reason so suspect anything is physically (or psychologically) out of order. One must remember, by God's own intention, that a woman is most sensitive during child bearing and birth. These urges are only natural during this period and act as a way to release stress and is in fact beneficial to the child (and your wife) she is carrying. You mention this is her fourth child and as any of us here can tell you just one little blessing can be a handful.

I'd suggest simply exchanging the shower head for one that has a smaller range of motion. A beating may have been a bit excessive now, she is with child now and one shouldn't risk the safety of the unborn.

[Godslove605]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

You ignorant people! Where does the bible say to beat your wives? Its fucking fiction! Kill yourselves!

[Subzero]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

Hello friends,

I noticed that you have a lot of threads about women and how they should act and be treated.
I discovered a situation that I have not yet found the answer to. You see, just the other day I walked in on my wife in the shower (I don't allow her to lock any doors in the house, unless I say otherwise) and I was led to believe that she was pleasuring herself. We have a retractable shower head, and when I walked in, it was near her devil's layer and she seemed unusually embarrassed.

Though I did punish her, I don't know what else to do beyond these lines.
I need advice on what the right thing to do would be.

Your Brother in Faith,
Dustin

You beat your wife because you are jealouse of that shower head. You are using God and a cover for you selfish ego. God never intended for Woman to be a servent of man but merly a reflection of his existance.
Try making love to your wife better.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

Pastor Ezekiel,
I believe the devil has grabbed a hold of my daughter as I believe I caught her in similar conditions just last week. We have tried identical tactics, but she seems unresponsive and no matter how many paddlings or blows to her rib cage (to conceil the bruises), I can still see the evil lurking behind her eyes. The grief our family must bear from her sinning choices stole the life from my father-in-law! Imagine, the selfish actions of one creating so much stress as to kill the patriarch of our humble family.
She insists that she did this only to quelm her unpious desires and stay pure, and even had the audacity to answer my husband and master of the house as he was outting her in her place. She said thast since she released no female ejaculate so technically her seed is not spilled it is not a sin the the eyes of God!!!!
What do I say to this horrendous claim?

Also,
As a devout christian and female, I know the path to God and righteousness is through my husband and his commands, as well as the teachings of the bible.
There is a long standing tradition of male dominance in Christianity, especially in the bible, and isn't that what being a good christian is?...following the roles of those moral figures in the new testament. Even though the stories are about two thousand years old, you are a FOOL to find them dated.
I am trying to explain this to my blasphemous teenage daughter, but her father's yells (as only males can assert authority under his roof) and twice daily paddling do not seem to convince her of this. Instead she twists Gods words into her defense!
Particularly:

No man can serve two masters.

Matthew (ch. VI, v. 24)

Please, may you tell me how I should respond to these horrendous claims!
Also, is it possible that she is in some way possessed?

Get your little Unsaved tushy into the Introduction Forum immediately! A mere woman posting in Promise Enforcers! And an Unsaved woman to boot! The very idea!

[Theologian]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

I The disgusting act described in the verse carries a capital punishment.

Are you trying to say capital punishment isn't murder?
The killing of one man or woman, by another (or group of) men/women?

[Theologian]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

I know you most definitely won't agree with this, although I admire your coherence while being a Christian, these people need to vanish. There is no place for tolerance in their ways, they are too indulged in their own blindness and they will never accept reason. They come from a long line of stupidity, it runs real deep...

have you ever stopped to think you are just almost just as intolerant as these people? you single me out for a belief in God. Just because I have this doesn't mean I let religion rule every aspect of my life and I realize the need to maintain a balance between religion and everyday life. I completely agree however that 98-99% of religous followers follow religion much to closely and have let it poisoin there minds in a sense. I just would like to point out the distinction between these groups of people and show that there are religious beleivers who are not "indulged in blindness" as you say.

[Josephh]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

You people call yourself Christians ?

"let he who is without sin, cast the first stone"
Same with insults etc

I see many of you so called Christians are guilty of many sins..
1."A lying tongue"
2."A heart that devises wicked plots"
3."him that soweth discord among brethren"
4."Envy" "Pride"

Not one of you are above anyone else unless you can say you are sin free............ Matt 7:2-5 "For in the same way you judge others, you will be judge"

As for Religion in general

"Corrupt ideas have miserable little fanatics who attempt to enforce their beliefs through intimidation and brutality . . . through faith. Savage force is faith's obedient servant. Violence on an apocalyptic scale can only be born of faith because reason, by its very nature, disarms senseless cruelty. Only faith thinks to justify it."

you so called people of faith continue to forfeit your position again and again every time you act exactly the way you tell others not to..

Faith is a excuse to commit murder and to hate others....... Wake up to reality please.

P.s .. I am sure you will try to lable me as unsaved/ under review etc.. Frankly i do not care.. your opinion of me means little to me. Only HIS opinion matters one iota in the long run.

[James5955 (Quarantined)]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

Alright.. Now I'm an Athiest, and I have grown up around Christianity all my life. Though, as I read many of the threads and replies on this forum, I am disgusted at the thought that you people consider yourselves real Christians. In all honesty, your closer to being satanic than anything.

I read somewhere that you guys think GOD hates colored people?.. What kind of retarded crap is this? I have been to TEN churches in my life time, I went to services daily for eight years, and I have met thousands of Christians and I have found them to be very nice people.. Not a single one of them were racists, and not a single one of them would beat their wife for pleasuring herself.

What happened to repenting? Did you guys just totally forget that? Just skip to beating your wife! That way you can feel superior and like your in control! That just makes me sick dude, you need someone to whoop your ass up and down the fucking block. You are one of the first people I have ever said this to and truly meant it, I hope you get hit by a semi-truck that way you can go to hell where you truly belong.

I am open to believe TRUE Christianity, but this crap I see on these forums are far from it. You should believe in peace, letting others live in harmony and asking for forgiveness when you do wrong. Instead you people made a poll which ended up saying that people who don't believe in Christianity should be killed. Am I the only one who see's how blind you fools are? Your blinded by your own ignorance, and the only way you can back up your trickery is with some dumb quotes (that you take out of context) from a little book you call the "bible".

I'm sure that if there is a god, then when judgement day comes he will wipe out all the evil people from this earth. And guess what guys? You'll be all excited and be preaching, "KILL THE NON BELIEVERS!".. Well, you're going to shit yourself when you see that you're going to hell.

The first time I saw this thread, I thought it was a messed up joke. Though I thought wrong, in reality your all just twisted fuckers. Get your minds out of the god damn gutter, I hope you learn what Christianity really is about before you die. Oh and by the way, I am Athiest (Scum because I do not believe in the foolishness that you believe in). I live my life the way I want to, I do my best to be a good person and treat others kindly and with respect, and I'm sure GOD has no beef with me.

Take a look at this guys youtube.. TheAmazingAthiest, he would really piss you guys off. He puts your twisted theories to shame with simple logic.

And I will now say exactly what he says at the end of his videos, PEACE THE FUCK OUT!

[James5955 (Quarantined)]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

You obviously don't have a real man to tell you what to do.

You make me sick, you should have a REAL man kick your ass.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

If she were a man and was pleasuring herself she would have spilled seed and caused millions of unborn souls to go straight to HELL without ever being born.

She is a whore who needs to be put in her place. Her child will probably be born retarded to pay for the whoredoms of wanton lust and thoughts of adultry or fornication. Simply disgusting.

Disgusted, Sister Thumper

[TruthOfAll]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

God created Eve from the rib of Adam. Since people love to read into the bible to find reasons to beat their wives and HATE everyone that isn't christian let use the same method to face roll everyone on here that believes it is okay to hate and beat and demean their wives simply for being a female.



God created Eve from Adam's rib. Why did God created her from his rib?...



So EVE would be BESIDE Adam, and not above or below. God did not create Eve from a toe, or a tooth but the side of Adam.

You cannot read more into it. That is the answer. Recite and post any scripture you like, but the fact of the matter is God does not do anything without reason. God gave women the courage and fire to win their civil rights. God gave women the heart to stand up against oppression.

God meant for women to stand BESIDE man. If men were meant to be superior then why did God choose a small woman in poverty and fear to bear his child?

God chose a woman because only she could have given birth to Jesus and carry with her the danger of being stoned to death for giving birth to a bastard child out of wedlock. God in his almighty power could have very well used another method, but He chose to allow a mortal female to carry our Prince and raise our savior.

Do you treat your wives like you would your mother? Did your father oppress your mother?

Do you think Jesus saw his mother as a being less than him for being a woman?


Women give and create life, and all you men do is boast and discuss how to keep them below you and oppress them.

Jesus saw everybody with goodness in their heart as an equal.









In plain English, maybe you should F U C K your wife more often so she doesn't have to resort to F U C K I N G the shower head.


"In prayer, though shal ask thy Lord for a bigger dick to please thy wife and remove her need or shower time pleasure" - Common Sense 10:1