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  • FellowHero
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    • May 2009
    • 1

    #211
    Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

    Hello my fellow brethren, please click on this link to show how much I love this forum [Satanic Link deleted] Don't worry, its a safe link, nothing evil I must say.

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    • Talitha
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      Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
      True Christian™
      • Nov 2025
      • 15118

      #212
      Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

      Originally posted by FellowHero View Post
      Hello my fellow brethren, please click on this link to show how much I love this forum [Satanic Link deleted] Don't worry, its a safe link, nothing evil I must say.
      We do not allow Links to other Sites from 1st time Posters

      Sister Talitha

      Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


      HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
      being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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      • Dr A Morse, Ph.D
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
        • May 2009
        • 8

        #213
        Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

        Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
        I know, Jesus can see into your soul and makes you make mistakes. He tells us that he sees that your next post will be suggesting that members of Landover be banned.

        Nothing is hidden from Him. PRAISE!

        In fact I was suggesting that if a rule was set, it should be enforced regardless of who violated the rule. Are you suggesting that rules are intended to be abused for those whom a single man (or party of men) decide to abuse the rule for? I certainly hope not given what this site represents. That would be hypocrisy.

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        • LUCIFER
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          Under Investigation
          • May 2009
          • 1

          #214
          Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

          Wow. Original poster of this topic is piffleed. You beat your wife because you are not enough of a man to please her? This whole forum is a joke. I can honestly say that if I ever saw you in person and knew who you were I would kick the shit out of you. Your pathetic; same goes for all the " regular " members here.

          ps. The reason you are getting all these people joining your forums and making fun of you is because this topic and forum are so ridiculous that its going through the news. Hope that next knock on your door is a police officer. Blasphemy deleted.

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          • Talitha
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            Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
            True Christian™
            • Nov 2025
            • 15118

            #215
            Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

            Originally posted by LUCIFER View Post
            I can honestly say that if I ever saw you in person and knew who you were I would kick the shit out of you. Your pathetic; same goes for all the " regular " members here.
            Are you threatening a Christian Lady like myself? :

            Sister Talitha

            Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


            HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
            being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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            • Talitha
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              • Nov 2025
              • 15118

              #216
              Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

              Originally posted by ButtManDoo
              Cool, What's a piffleed?
              Who knows?
              He is obviously "Off his head" on drugs.

              Sister Talitha

              Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


              HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
              being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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              • Capt. Aaron Portway
                One of the Lord's Airborne Rangers
                Salvation from Above
                God's Favorite Pilot™
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2008
                • 6309

                #217
                Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

                Originally posted by Fordman View Post
                As the husband, we rule the house. Get out of here if you can't handle that... You're probably one of those guys that is told what to do all the time by your insecure wife...

                Interesting that you can't even spell correctly... Certainly you represent what the devil has in store for those who vote for liberal schools! Keep up the good work so we know who you are.
                As this thread seems to have been completely hijacked by zit-faced gametards, I have chosen to respond to the one reasonable poster in the last few pages.

                Kudos to you for having the courage the stand up for the rights of a True Christian™ husband. Stick around son, you fit right in here!
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                • Talitha
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                  Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
                  True Christian™
                  • Nov 2025
                  • 15118

                  #218
                  Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

                  Originally posted by ButtManDoo
                  Are you a bot or a for real woman? You sure are quick on the trigger.
                  I Save myself for Jesus.
                  Please join the queue.

                  Sister Talitha

                  Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                  HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                  being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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                  • daedsidog
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                    • May 2009
                    • 1

                    #219
                    Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

                    Originally posted by Talitha View Post
                    Are you threatening a Christian Lady like myself? :
                    OMG A WOMAN USING A COMPUTER!!!!...where the f u ck is her husband!?! he should be paddling satan outta you right now...

                    ...And as for the debating of science on this forum, via COMPUTER!
                    Computer : man-made scientific creation or "blasphemy" as you would call it.
                    You are all hypocrites.

                    SO GET THE /=UCK OFF IT AND START PRAYING FOR FORGIVNESS!

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                    • Talitha
                      Deaconess
                      Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
                      True Christian™
                      • Nov 2025
                      • 15118

                      #220
                      Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

                      Originally posted by daedsidog View Post
                      OMG A WOMAN USING A COMPUTER!!!!...where the f u ck is her husband!?! he should be paddling satan outta you right now...

                      ...And as for the debating of science on this forum, via COMPUTER!
                      Computer : man-made scientific creation or "blasphemy" as you would call it.
                      You are all hypocrites.

                      SO GET THE /=UCK OFF IT AND START PRAYING FOR FORGIVNESS!
                      Before his death, he would beat me quite regularly.
                      I can assure you I have the Pastors permission to be here.

                      I have no worry about my Salvation.
                      Praise Jesus

                      Sister Talitha

                      Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                      HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                      being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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                      • Capt. Aaron Portway
                        One of the Lord's Airborne Rangers
                        Salvation from Above
                        God's Favorite Pilot™
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2008
                        • 6309

                        #221
                        Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

                        Originally posted by daedsidog View Post
                        OMG A WOMAN USING A COMPUTER!!!!...where the f u ck is her husband!?! he should be paddling satan outta you right now...

                        ...And as for the debating of science on this forum, via COMPUTER!
                        Computer : man-made scientific creation or "blasphemy" as you would call it.
                        You are all hypocrites.

                        SO GET THE /=UCK OFF IT AND START PRAYING FOR FORGIVNESS!
                        Son, you are throwing away a wonderful chance here. Jesus brought you to us for a REASON. This is your chance to throw off the shackles of your secular, gametard lifetsyle and join us in our life of True Christian™ happiness!

                        Don't blow it son, Hell waits for you a short way down the road you are now traveling on!
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                        Winging our Way Across the World for The Lord!



                        God Bless John Boehner and God Bless the Grand Old Party!



                        Barack Hussein Obama is not My President!!!

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                        • Talitha
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                          Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
                          True Christian™
                          • Nov 2025
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                          #222
                          Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

                          Originally posted by ButtManDoo
                          2 in the chest and 1 in the head?

                          Well I guess you're not a virgin.
                          That's what the Police first thought.
                          However, it was later found to be an unfortunate Motoring accident

                          He was 86.

                          Sister Talitha

                          Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                          HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                          being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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                          • VictusDeus
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                            • May 2009
                            • 1

                            #223
                            Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

                            These people are like a cult, their take on Christianity is disgusting. I hope one of the women you seem to want to oppress blows up your church with all of you moronic people in it. It is really sad that people like these have learned to use computers.

                            I am not a christian in fact I despise your religion since by your own teachings 99% of you will burn in hell, has to suck being hypocrites in a religion that says you will burn for being so. Well hopefully those people running this forum will get killed by random acts of violence that you delusional twits can blame on lucifer or some crap like that.

                            "In order to have faith you must ignore reason and be blind to the true world around you."

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                            • Bob4God
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                              Hands folded for Jesus
                               
                              • Apr 2008
                              • 5274

                              #224
                              Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

                              Originally posted by VictusDeus View Post
                              These people are like a cult, their take on Christianity is disgusting. I hope one of the women you seem to want to oppress blows up your church with all of you mormonic people in it. It is really sad that people like these have learned to use computers.

                              I am not a christian in fact I despise your religion since by your own teachings 99% of you will burn in hell, has to suck being hypocrites in a religion that says you will burn for being so. Well hopefully those people running this forum will get killed by random acts of violence that you delusional twits can blame on lucifer or some crap like that.

                              "In order to have faith you must ignore reason and be blind to the true world around you."
                              These are truly evil words. You wish death upon GOD's people? SHAME ON YOU.

                              How do you think you're any better than us?

                              (For the record, we are Christians and the best people in the world.)
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                              • Talitha
                                Deaconess
                                Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
                                True Christian™
                                • Nov 2025
                                • 15118

                                #225
                                Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

                                Originally posted by ButtManDoo
                                Due to being unable to edit my posts the previous "awsome" was not for the post directly before mine but for this:



                                AWSOME
                                That's just what I told my Joo Lawyer.

                                Sister Talitha

                                Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                                HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                                being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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