[Mad Prophet Helmholtz]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

Genital does site egged war?

Do...you...speak...Eng-o-lish?...

It's Dutch, Brother Tertius. Could be members of a sleeper cell for the Amsterdam Gay Domination movement. Probably Homosexual Terrorists. Let's see if I can translate...

Brilliantly this site really where!

On the surface, it appears to be non-sensical, but Homo-Terrorists are apt for using cryptograms and clues. They seem to be commenting on how brilliant this web site is. Perhaps they are having second thoughts about their own ideology and are prepared to repent and accept the ways of Landover Baptist?

[Professor Bessemer]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

Arguments... All you guys arguments' are based on the bible... On god... Nobody ever seen god or jesus and nobody can actually claim that the bible is written on facts. I mean, how many times is the bible re-written? No facts are written in the bible, it's just based on some fague memories of to-be-proved-otherwise non-existing people.

I'm open for faith, and I'm open for discussion, but I need prove.

And since when does an opinion lead to hell, Tertius? Wou should ask yourself; "What is hell" and "Why hell"?

We follow the King James v. 1611 Bible. God personally inspired the Holy King James of England to translate His Word into English. It has not changed one iota from the day God transcribed it to him.

And yes, we all believe every word of the KJAV 1611 Bible. We base our lives on His words, so of course all of our arguments go back to His Book.

[Nobar King]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

Faith doesn't need proof. That's why it's called faith. You have severely misunderstood the nature of God and human beings. The Bible is the Holy book which teaches us how to live and worship God. Why would you discount it like you do? Is it because it's too popular? When you grow up and realize that it's OK to be part of the 'in' crowd, Jesus will still be waiting for you with open arms. Until then, take care of yourself. You wouldn't want to die before becoming a good Christian.

[Talitha]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

Arguments... All you guys arguments' are based on the bible... On god... Nobody ever seen god or jesus and nobody can actually claim that the bible is written on facts. I mean, how many times is the bible re-written? No facts are written in the bible, it's just based on some fague memories of to-be-proved-otherwise non-existing people.

I'm open for faith, and I'm open for discussion, but I need prove.

And since when does an opinion lead to hell, Tertius? Wou should ask yourself; "What is hell" and "Why hell"?

Psalm 25:9-11
Meek will he guide in judgment: and the meek will he teach his way.
All the paths of the LORD are mercy and truth unto such as keep his covenant and his testimonies.
For thy name's sake, O LORD, pardon mine iniquity; for it is great.

[Mad Prophet Helmholtz]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

For the Dutch Gay Terrorists....

Het is tijd voor u om uw ideologie op te geven! Spi hebben uw manieren! Keur Ruimteschip Jesus als uw redder goed en u zal worden beloond. DE HOMOSEKSUALITEIT VAN HET EINDE! Het Ruimteschip Jesus van het lof!

[Father]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

We follow the King James v. 1611 Bible. God personally inspired the Holy King James of England to translate His Word into English. It has not changed one iota from the day God transcribed it to him.

And yes, we all believe every word of the KJAV 1611 Bible. We base our lives on His words, so of course all of our arguments go back to His Book.

You seem to be a decent writer, open for discussion. Can you tell me why others around here, start shouting about home-sexuals and sort of attack me when I ask something?

[Nobar King]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

You seem to be a decent writer, open for discussion. Can you tell me why others around here, start shouting about home-sexuals and sort of attack me when I ask something?

So, you admit that you are a terrorist from Amsterdamn?

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

You seem to be a decent writer, open for discussion. Can you tell me why others around here, start shouting about home-sexuals and sort of attack me when I ask something?

Your english is terrible! Where in Godless Queerope are you from? You talk like a clog-footed eel-gobbler!

[Father]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

Your english is terrible! Where in Godless Queerope are you from? You talk like a clog-footed eel-gobbler!

Thanks man! That's probably because I'm not English, and neither are you probably. At least I can make myself understandable in several languages, right? How 'bout you? Your country doesn't even have its own language.

[Professor Bessemer]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

You seem to be a decent writer, open for discussion. Can you tell me why others around here, start shouting about home-sexuals and sort of attack me when I ask something?

Thank you for that compliment. But if you are going to try to convince me that my love for Jesus is wrong, please don't waste your time. We get plenty of atheists who hate God who are only here to waste our time and mock God.

We can be a bit defensive at times, but if you had to deal with massive daily influx of non-believers who only want to argue, you would be defensive too.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

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Thanks man! That's probably because I'm not English, and neither are you probably. At least I can make myself understandable in several languages, right? How 'bout you? Your country doesn't even have its own language.

American English is God's Favorite Language™. Why do you think he wrote the Bible in English? So when we created America, we could read it! So, where are you from anyway? Are you Belgian? Danish?

[Father]

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Thank you for that compliment. But if you are going to try to convince me that my love for Jesus is wrong, please don't waste your time. We get plenty of atheists who hate God who are only here to waste our time and mock God.

We can be a bit defensive at times, but if you had to deal with massive daily influx of non-believers who only want to argue, you would be defensive too.

Your welcome. I understand, but as said before, I'm open to faith. I'm just not convinced. There are just so many pros and cons.

[Father]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

American English is God's Favorite Language™. Why do you think he wrote the Bible in English? So when we created America, we could read it! So, where are you from anyway? Are you Belgian? Danish?

Sure, that's probably why the original bible is written in Armenian. Props for your arguments!

And I'm from Holland, not from Amsterdam.

[Professor Bessemer]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

Your welcome. I understand, but as said before, I'm open to faith. I'm just not convinced. There are just so many pros and cons.

Well as much as I'd love to convince you that our way is the right way, I have to go to sleep now. It's very late here. May God Bless you. And do come back, we have much more to discuss!

[Nobar King]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

Your welcome. I understand, but as said before, I'm open to faith. I'm just not convinced. There are just so many pros and cons.

Faith is not like shopping for a new car. You're not supposed to judge it.