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  • Wide-Open
    Director of European Evangelical Outreach
    A Shining Example of Christ's Love
    Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
    True Christian™
    • Nov 2007
    • 18449
    #31
    Re: Look out for Erections! and report them to the police!

    Originally posted by you people are nuts. View Post
    How many people do you see a day get arrested for their clothing???
    Not nearly enough, sadly.
    Psalm 81:10:
    I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
    open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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      • you people are nuts.
        Unsaved trash
        • Apr 2009
        • 32
        #32
        Re: Look out for Erections! and report them to the police!

        People get arrested for committing crimes not dressing to their own style.

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          • Nobar King
            Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
            Christ's Guardian
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2007
            • 23748
            #33
            Re: Look out for Erections! and report them to the police!

            You just wait. Your ideas are not constitutionally protected and you will get arrested, eventually.
            May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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              • you people are nuts.
                Unsaved trash
                • Apr 2009
                • 32
                #34
                Re: Look out for Erections! and report them to the police!

                Ill write you from prison when I do get arrested

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                  • Nobar King
                    Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                    Christ's Guardian
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2007
                    • 23748
                    #35
                    Re: Look out for Erections! and report them to the police!

                    I'll just send it back and write "I told you so" on the outside.
                    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                      • MAYATOLA
                        Unsaved trash
                        • Apr 2009
                        • 16
                        #36
                        Re: Look out for Erections! and report them to the police!

                        Sarah Palin gives you guys erections? Pathetic!

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                          • Nobar King
                            Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                            Christ's Guardian
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2007
                            • 23748
                            #37
                            Re: Look out for Erections! and report them to the police!

                            Sarah Palin could give an ice cube an erection.
                            May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                              • ThatOneGothicChick
                                Confirmed Enemy of God
                                • Apr 2009
                                • 10
                                #38
                                Re: Look out for Erections! and report them to the police!

                                Okay. God made a penis. Righttt? He controls everything going on. So if the penis sticks up. God made it that way so uh yeah. Dumb butts.

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                                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                     
                                    • Sep 2006
                                    • 78556
                                    #39
                                    Re: Look out for Erections! and report them to the police!

                                    Originally posted by ThatOneGothicChick View Post
                                    Okay. God made a penis. Righttt? He controls everything going on. So if the penis sticks up. God made it that way so uh yeah. Dumb butts.
                                    I'd like to know how a 16 year old girl even knows about language like that. Doesn't your father ever lay on good Christian beatings?
                                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                      • SayvedByTheLord
                                        Sinner Who Has Found the Truth©
                                        True Christian™
                                        • May 2007
                                        • 3151
                                        #40
                                        Re: Look out for Erections! and report them to the police!

                                        Originally posted by ThatOneGothicChick View Post
                                        Okay. God made a penis. Righttt? He controls everything going on. So if the penis sticks up. God made it that way so uh yeah. Dumb butts.
                                        Child, come back when you are 18.


                                        Leviticus 26:27-29

                                        27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
                                        28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
                                        29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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                                          • Rachael Van Helsing
                                            HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
                                            • Sep 2006
                                            • 5131
                                            #41
                                            Re: Look out for Erections! and report them to the police!

                                            Originally posted by eliot mayfield View Post
                                            If you live in one of these states, erections visible through men's clothing is illegal and you should phone the police immediately.

                                            Arizona, Florida, Idaho, Indiana, Massachusetts, Mississippi, Nebraska, Nevada, New York, Ohio, Oklahoma, Oregon, South Dakota, Tennessee, Utah, Vermont, Washington D.C. and Wisconsin.

                                            We need to find other laws we can use to wipe out the slut society that has taken over our country. Laws must be enforced! Call the police and demand they do their job!!!
                                            Have you ever thought it might be a little odd to go around every day looking at other men's crotches for signs of an erection? Haven't you ever thought...nah...never mind.

                                            By all means, look for erections to report! Better still, why not do so in a gay bar where you can look for erections and preach to gay men at the same time! Better still, do this naked to show just how much of an erection you don't have yourself.
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                                            Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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