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  • #91
    Re: What is the wimpiest nation in the world?

    Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
    Did you know that the Portuguese stayed nazi until the 70s, when the entire Portuguese army turned into a bunch of long-haired layabouts and decided they'd rather be commies because it sounded like less effort? Sickening, but true. They actually called it the "carnation revolution" because of how sissified it was. Portugal was filled with this kind of scene:


    An army does not get any gayer than that.
    No wonder most of their navy consists of these:
    Nazi...Man you really don't know nothing...Portugal was one of the few European countries that weren't invaded.
    Portugal was under a dictatorship until 25 April 1975.It was then when the military decided to put an end to it.
    It was called carnation revolution because it was a "peaceful" revolution.Nobody died.They're gay because of that?
    Well If you think that 0 casualities is gay it's your point of view but i doubt you go to heaven with those thaughts:S

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    • #92
      Re: What is the wimpiest nation in the world?

      I suppose that blue neckerchief signifies the particular variety of homersixual depravities that unGodly soldier will inflict on his willing (and not so willing) male conquests.

      Disgusting.



      Jud 1:15 To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are unGodly among them of all their unGodly deeds which they have unGodly committed, and of all their hard [speeches] which unGodly sinners have spoken against him.

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      • #93
        Re: What is the wimpiest nation in the world?

        Originally posted by the know nothing View Post
        Nazi...Man you really don't know nothing...Portugal was one of the few European countries that weren't invaded.
        Portugal was under a dictatorship until 25 April 1975.It was then when the military decided to put an end to it.
        It was called carnation revolution because it was a "peaceful" revolution.Nobody died.They're gay because of that?
        Well If you think that 0 casualities is gay it's your point of view but i doubt you go to heaven with those thaughts:S
        Yes. It's very very gay. For instance, World War One was quite manly, and hundreds of thousands of people died in it. In contrast, ballet is totally gay, and no-one ever dies from it. When even your communist revolution resembles ballet and just involves a bunch of queers throwing flowers at each other, you know your country is horrifically gay.
        O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



        God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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        • #94
          Re: What is the wimpiest nation in the world?

          Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
          Yes. It's very very gay. For instance, World War One was quite manly, and hundreds of thousands of people died in it. In contrast, ballet is totally gay, and no-one ever dies from it. When even your communist revolution resembles ballet and just involves a bunch of queers throwing flowers at each other, you know your country is horrifically gay.
          No one threw flowers....You are really stupid...I like the way you talk about things you don't even know about...

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          • #95
            Re: What is the wimpiest nation in the world?

            Woohoo! The Portugeuse! Way to defend a country that has had no relevance on the world stage for over 400 years! I suppose next you're going to tell us to respect Babylon for it's almighty power?

            Also, Portugal's lack of invasions (save for the infamous Moor invasion) is due to geography, not military. Portugal is situated on a far corner of Europe, on the west end of the Iberian peninsula. There is no strategic value at all for any European nation to hold Portugal. It's simply the armpit of Europe and everyone knows that.

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            • #96
              Re: What is the wimpiest nation in the world?

              Originally posted by the know nothing View Post
              No one threw flowers...




              It would appear that what the Portugese lack in testosterone, they make up for with flowers and lies.
              O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



              God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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              • #97
                Re: What is the wimpiest nation in the world?

                Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
                Woohoo! The Portugeuse! Way to defend a country that has had no relevance on the world stage for over 400 years! I suppose next you're going to tell us to respect Babylon for it's almighty power?

                Also, Portugal's lack of invasions (save for the infamous Moor invasion) is due to geography, not military. Portugal is situated on a far corner of Europe, on the west end of the Iberian peninsula. There is no strategic value at all for any European nation to hold Portugal. It's simply the armpit of Europe and everyone knows that.
                No problem.At least it's a peaceful country...And there are almost no trans

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                • #98
                  Re: What is the wimpiest nation in the world?

                  Originally posted by the know nothing View Post
                  No problem.At least it's a peaceful country...And there are almost no trans
                  Do you mean transsexuals, or trans fats?
                  May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                  • #99
                    Re: What is the wimpiest nation in the world?

                    Portuguese is a stupid language, too. Like all sissy countries, they have masculine and feminine articles attached to every noun. But the Portuguese go the extra mile (ou "kilometro," se voce prefer) by having one of the most common spoken words-- "Thank You"-- masculine or feminine depending on the SPEAKER. Men say "obrigado" and women say "obrigada." So you're likely to get a giant "Obrigada!!" in response if you compliment the Portuguese military on their FABULOUS berets.
                    Last edited by H. Montague Worthington; 09-21-2009, 07:22 PM.

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                    • #100
                      Re: What is the wimpiest nation in the world?

                      Granted, Argentina is no Portugal, but its definitely worth mentioning. Thats a whole bunch of wimpiness gathered together.






                      Definitely.

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                      • #101
                        Re: What is the wimpiest nation in the world?

                        Originally posted by H. Montague Worthington View Post
                        Portuguese is a stupid language, too. Like all sissy countries, they have masculine and feminine articles attached to every noun. But the Portuguese go the extra mile (ou "kilometro," se voce prefer) by having one of the most common spoken words-- "Thank You"-- masculine or feminine depending on the SPEAKER. Men say "obrigado" and women say "obrigada." So you're likely to get a giant "Obrigada!!" in response if you compliment the Portuguese military on their FABULOUS berets.
                        It's a complex language...So it's too hard for you American to understand it..

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                        • #102
                          Re: What is the wimpiest nation in the world?

                          Originally posted by the know nothing View Post
                          It's a complex language...So it's too hard for you American to understand it..
                          That takes a rare kind of mixture of cluelessness and arrogance to say this to a bunch of English speakers.

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                          • #103
                            Re: What is the wimpiest nation in the world?

                            Originally posted by the know nothing View Post
                            It's a complex language...So it's too hard for you American to understand it..
                            Otimo! E tipico pra um malfeitor inferior fazer visita este fórum divino para difundir-se mentiras e estupidez. Voce designou um nome perfeito: "The Know Nothing." Estamos somente dois lados, rapaz: o lado de Jesus e o lado do Satanás.

                            E a Guarda Nacional Republicana é um organização muito gay, Capitão Sapatão.

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                            • #104
                              Re: What is the wimpiest nation in the world?

                              Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                              That takes a rare kind of mixture of cluelessness and arrogance to say this to a bunch of English speakers.
                              The one who says hawaii is in Africa has spoken.

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                              • #105
                                Re: What is the wimpiest nation in the world?

                                Originally posted by H. Montague Worthington View Post
                                Otimo! E tipico pra um malfeitor inferior fazer visita este fórum divino para difundir-se mentiras e estupidez. Voce designou um nome perfeito: "The Know Nothing." Estamos somente dois lados, rapaz: o lado de Jesus e o lado do Satanás.

                                E a Guarda Nacional Republicana é um organização muito gay, Capitão Sapatão.
                                xD Bad portuguese....That google translation wasn't perfect.

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