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  • #1

    What is the wimpiest nation in the world?

    I know, everybody says "France" first thing, but France is merely the standard of wimpiness. For scoring wimpiness, we'll give france two frogs legs worth of courage.

    (Click on the nation for more specific details of national wimpiness).

    Wimpy: France: Two frogs legs.

    Wimpier: Italy: One frogs leg

    Wimpier Yet: Canada: half a frogs leg

    Wimpiest? My answer will shock you....



























    Sparta.

    WHAT? You say? SPARTA?!?

    Yes, I say Sparta. Take a look at the maps.


    Here's a close-up of Napoleon's Empire in Europe:



    That's what two frogs legs worth of courage looks like.

    Put a pea on Greece, and that's Spartan Empire.


    A frogs toenail, at most.

    Let's face it, anybody can kill a lot of Arabs and Persians. God placed them here to be our punching bags. And beating (though never even conquering) Greeks? Remember that Macedonia is a separate nation, and they get two frogs legs, dripping with olive oil.

    French and Spartan Empires on the same map:
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  • #2
    Re: What is the wimpiest nation in the world?

    I have to say the Czechs are pretty wimpy. They couldn't even kick commie butt after they chased them away by waving car keys at them! The commies are still here despite being such cowards that car keys caused them to runaway!!!
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    • #3
      Re: What is the wimpiest nation in the world?

      Well I'm not sure it qualifies as a "nation," but Japan has to be the wimpiest collection of human beings ever assembled. No one can tell the males from the females without a stripsearch, and even then the results are often inconclusive. When they play "professional" baseball over there, they use aluminum bats, like American children. And they play the same ultra-violent video games just like American kids, but none of them are inspired to violence the way red-blooded Americans are.

      The Japs don't even allow guns in the country! None!

      How wimpy can you get?
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      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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      • #4
        Re: What is the wimpiest nation in the world?

        I see on the news this morning Germany is going to outlaw paintball!!!
        Matthew:
        5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
        5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
        10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
        10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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        • #5
          Re: What is the wimpiest nation in the world?

          Ya the Spartans are week rrrriiigghhhttt there one small nation standing up against the most powerfull empire at the time and winning three times. The Canadians who burned down washington D.C., participated in more wars than US ever has and taken down impossible objectives more powerful bations wouldnt dare touch. I don't even want to start with the french but they are anything but wimpy

          THE WIMPIEST NATION IS AMERICA
          You went into 2 world wars well into the war, you made a quick buck selling arms to both sides, you needed the french to fight the English for you because you had no hope of winning otherwise. You are the wimpiest nation in the world.

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          • #6
            Re: What is the wimpiest nation in the world?

            You're either a traitor or a hater. Either way, you're not welcome here.
            May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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            • #7
              Re: What is the wimpiest nation in the world?

              Sparta isn't a nation any more. It never was. It was a Greek city-state. I would have to say the United Kingdom.

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              • #8
                Re: What is the wimpiest nation in the world?

                Originally posted by LovePeace View Post
                Sparta isn't a nation any more. It never was. It was a Greek city-state. I would have to say the United Kingdom.
                I would've said Poland, but since the UK is full of Polacks now anyway, I suppose the combination of Mary-Hailing Polack wimpiness with traditional British tea-sipping limpwristedness probably does make us the most effeminate nation on earth.
                O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



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                • #9
                  Re: What is the wimpiest nation in the world?

                  How could the Spartans not be wimpy? They were proto-Catholics in that their education system was based on ritualized boy-boinking, and everyone knows that once you make the homer deathstyle choice, you automatically and irremediably wimpify. Also, admiration for Sparta is called laconophilia, and you can just tell from that name that it's unimaginably disgusting. Finally, they trusted their unskilled labor to the helots, thus depriving themselves of the proper blue-collar citizenry required for any non-wimpy nation.
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                  • #10
                    Re: What is the wimpiest nation in the world?

                    Originally posted by LovePeace View Post
                    Sparta isn't a nation any more. It never was. It was a Greek city-state. I would have to say the United Kingdom.
                    I love my American brothers here at Landover. I love the Lord. But at the end of the day, I will not stand idly by and let you call us Brits a bunch of wimps. You see this?



                    This is the greatest Global pwnage ever dished out by any one country. We are talking a complete and utter domination that has never been matched before or since. The Brits these days may be a lot of things; Godless, morally bankrupt, and a bunch of overweight football hooligans, but one thing we are not, and never have been, is a bunch of pussies. Need I remind you that we have not been successfully invaded in nearly a thousand years? The only reason that America is where it is today is that God knew that America was his country. It had nothing to do with the French, or us being whimps. Maybe if the UK hadn't turned its back on Christ, we wouldn't be having this conversation at all.
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                    • #11
                      Re: What is the wimpiest nation in the world?

                      Friend, the British empire lost its most populated part to a Hindoo who didn't even use violence.

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                      • #12
                        Re: What is the wimpiest nation in the world?

                        Originally posted by LovePeace View Post
                        Friend, the British empire lost its most populated part to a Hindoo who didn't even use violence.
                        Yes, but it was populated with dotheads, so it wasn't that much of a loss.
                        O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



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                        • #13
                          Re: What is the wimpiest nation in the world?

                          Originally posted by LovePeace View Post
                          Friend, the British empire lost its most populated part to a Hindoo who didn't even use violence.
                          After England turned it's back on Jesus. If they were good Christians they would have simply have shot Gandi as the unbeliever he is.

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                          • #14
                            Re: What is the wimpiest nation in the world?

                            True, brother, but it really was very important other than the dirty dotheads because it had a lot of materials that the UK needed at the time.

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                            • #15
                              Re: What is the wimpiest nation in the world?

                              Originally posted by LovePeace View Post
                              True, brother, but it really was very important other than the dirty dotheads because it had a lot of materials that the UK needed at the time.
                              "Brother"? Really friend, were is your tithe?

                              But as far a Gandi goes, how is what a bunch pagans feel important to a good and TRUE Christian? Maybe if they were shot two or three times they might realize their false gods are useless and turn towards Jesus before they bleed to death. Like America today Jesus would have provided the UK what they need if only the UK had remained faithful to Him.

                              Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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