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OK, I have this friend who is courting a Good Wholesome Godly True Christian™ girl of impeccable upbringing. But this Godly True Christian™ girl has a younger sister who may also be showing interest in him. Now this friend isn't some Mormon who wants to have 20 wives or anything. He couldn't afford two wives anyway. Well, maybe he could afford two, but he is no polygamist.
OK, let me know what you think.
This younger sister has been tasked with being the chaperon whenever my friend and this Godly True Christian™ girl are out during their courtship. Well, they were eating some alligator steaks at Noah's Ark Exotic Cuisine and Pet Store and this Godly True Christian™ girl had to go to the lady's room and he was alone with the Godly True Christian™ girl's sister. Now they have that booth seating at Noah's Ark and the chaperon was sitting between them. So they are left alone and the sister starts telling my friend what a nice guy he is and how sweet he is and then she eventually places her hand on his thigh and says that any girl would be lucky to have him as a husband. She then goes on to ask my friend, "Is it true what they say?" He has no idea what she is talking about and tells her as much. Then, possibly by unconscious accident this sister moved her hands to his inner thigh region and says, "You know?” Now my friend was flustered. About 3 seconds later she says, "It is true!!!" all gleefully out loud and everybody in there turns toward my friend and the sister. My friend is completely caught off guard and is in a state of shock. The sister brushes up close to him and puts her leg on top of his leg and just sits there, half on his lap for like 2 minutes and questions him on rather or not he thinks she is pretty, if he really likes her Godly True Christian™ older sister and if he'd like a more adventurous type of woman. She even starts feeding him. Then when the Godly True Christian™ girl comes out of the ladies room she jumps off of him really quick and starts acting normal again. But she kept on playing footsie with my friend under the table for the rest of the meal. He could not stand up after the dinner was over and had to sit there in the booth for a good while after the two sisters left.
I can't offer my friend any advice. This is my friend’s first courtship since graduating from the Landover Bible College. Is this normal for a would-be sister-in-law? Isn't the eldest daughter supposed to get married first? I told him that maybe it’s a test and that the two were both in on it. If this is the case then he should tell the Godly True Christian™ girl what happened to let her know he is faithful and honest. But if it’s not then he may just end up rocking the boat. How much commotion do you think it would make if he started courting the other sister?
OK, let me know what you think.
This younger sister has been tasked with being the chaperon whenever my friend and this Godly True Christian™ girl are out during their courtship. Well, they were eating some alligator steaks at Noah's Ark Exotic Cuisine and Pet Store and this Godly True Christian™ girl had to go to the lady's room and he was alone with the Godly True Christian™ girl's sister. Now they have that booth seating at Noah's Ark and the chaperon was sitting between them. So they are left alone and the sister starts telling my friend what a nice guy he is and how sweet he is and then she eventually places her hand on his thigh and says that any girl would be lucky to have him as a husband. She then goes on to ask my friend, "Is it true what they say?" He has no idea what she is talking about and tells her as much. Then, possibly by unconscious accident this sister moved her hands to his inner thigh region and says, "You know?” Now my friend was flustered. About 3 seconds later she says, "It is true!!!" all gleefully out loud and everybody in there turns toward my friend and the sister. My friend is completely caught off guard and is in a state of shock. The sister brushes up close to him and puts her leg on top of his leg and just sits there, half on his lap for like 2 minutes and questions him on rather or not he thinks she is pretty, if he really likes her Godly True Christian™ older sister and if he'd like a more adventurous type of woman. She even starts feeding him. Then when the Godly True Christian™ girl comes out of the ladies room she jumps off of him really quick and starts acting normal again. But she kept on playing footsie with my friend under the table for the rest of the meal. He could not stand up after the dinner was over and had to sit there in the booth for a good while after the two sisters left.
I can't offer my friend any advice. This is my friend’s first courtship since graduating from the Landover Bible College. Is this normal for a would-be sister-in-law? Isn't the eldest daughter supposed to get married first? I told him that maybe it’s a test and that the two were both in on it. If this is the case then he should tell the Godly True Christian™ girl what happened to let her know he is faithful and honest. But if it’s not then he may just end up rocking the boat. How much commotion do you think it would make if he started courting the other sister?
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